1, the door to move a young woman, look young and beautiful! At night, the young woman came to my house and asked me to borrow the bathroom to take a shower, and she said that her water heater was broken! I said to her about the door lock in my bathroom

1, the door to move a young woman, look young and beautiful! At night, the young woman came to my house and asked me to borrow the bathroom to take a shower, and she said that her water heater was broken! I said to her that the door lock in my bathroom was broken and couldn't be closed, and she said it didn't matter, wouldn't it be okay to put a chair against the door? I thought the same thing was true, and I agreed! Ah Rong went into the bathroom, and I used a chair to help her block the door. Suddenly there was a power outage! It was pitch black in the house. I was stunned, walked to the bathroom door and asked her what to do, she said it was okay, it was okay to take a shower in the dark, I oh, ready to leave the bathroom door, but accidentally kicked over the chair The bathroom door automatically opened. Fortunately, the blackout cannot be seen, otherwise it would be embarrassing. But the next instant the call came, and I saw her at a glance! We looked at each other and the atmosphere was eerie! The next day she and I went to get a marriage license, became a full couple, and the first thing we did was fix the bathroom door lock!

2. The man cheated and divorced his wife, but he especially missed his ex-wife. The man then went to the abbot and said, "Master, I cheated on a beautiful woman and divorced my wife, but I miss my wife very much!" The abbot asked, "How beautiful is that beautiful woman you are talking about?" So the man took out a photo and showed it to the abbot, and the abbot was shocked: "It's really beautiful!" "Then the abbot took out a knife and pointed it at the man!! The man realized: "The master wants me to be cruel and forget my ex-wife!" The abbot was furious: "I'm going to hack you to death, the picture is my wife!" ”??

3. Stole the 400 yuan that his wife bought lipstick and bought a hard Chinese cigarette. My wife was particularly angry when she found out, and she directly threw me out of the house. I was wandering around the park near the neighborhood when I suddenly saw a very loving father and daughter. The father is about fifty years old and the daughter is in her twenties. The daughter was very well-behaved and peeled a tea egg for her father, and then the two laughed at each other, which was particularly warm. But what I couldn't understand was why they suddenly kissed.

4. After the sister-in-law divorced, she has been single for two years! During this period, the mother-in-law entrusted her with an unknown number of times to introduce the object, and she refused! None of them have ever been seen. Just now I went to her house and talked about her personal problems, and she didn't squeak, just buried her head in the rice. But it may be eating too fast and choking! The mother-in-law handed the sister-in-law a glass of water: "This is good, I don't have to eat in the future!" "After saying that, I took away the rice bowl in front of my sister-in-law.

5. When the mother-in-law was a child, her family was poor, and in order to make the family less burdensome, she went to Wudang Mountain alone to find the old Taoist to learn medical skills. After completing his studies, he went down the mountain to work as a barefoot doctor in the village. Influenced by my mother-in-law, my wife also knows a little bit of Chinese medicine. But my wife understands all the partial doors, such as being bitten by mosquitoes to spread cooking wine, beriberi vinegar, chapped lips with sesame oil, so my family's spices are bottomed out. Recently I had hemorrhoids but I really didn't dare let my wife know. Because I saw that the house was gone except for chili oil and toothpaste.

6. When taking the train, the opposite shop is a beautiful woman. She woke me up in the middle of the night and said she was cold, and there was no way I could cover her with a quilt! But she covered the quilt and said cold, and said with a grumbling face: Every time it is cold, my mother will hold me! I listened and gave her a slap: MD, in the middle of the night, am I going to jump off the train to find your mother?

7. Fang Zhan called a general meeting for all the disciples in the academy. Fang Zhan said: "Those whose salary is less than 5,000 can go first." So the young disciple turned around and left, and was stopped by Fang Zhan: "Why are you leaving?" The young disciple replied, "Fang Zhan, my salary is only 4900." Fang Zhan said, "Don't you still have 100 yuan performance?" Little disciple: "I'm late this morning!" ”

8, a dinner party, each with their own family, but two brothers came alone, one said that they had broken up long ago, and the other said that they would arrive soon. Anyway, it was quite cool, so we greeted them at the door together. After a while, a postal truck came to a halt and the buddy's girlfriend got off it. The single buddy said sourly: Where did you find this girlfriend? Free shipping??

9. I have two dogs at home, a chihuahua and a wolf dog. Chihuahuas often go out to pick up coins, but wolfhounds never pick them up. I always thought wolfhounds were stupid enough to take them out once. The chihuahua ran after the big mother who bought the meat, and I went to chase the chihuahua. When I came back and found the wolfhound sitting on the ground and couldn't bark, I went over and wrapped it up. Wrapped up only to find the wolfhound sitting on an iPhone!

10, and the sister-in-law in a shop to work, rented together, one day the wife is on a business trip, leaving the son at home, let us go back early after work. After work, my sister-in-law shouted at me: "Brother-in-law, my sister is on a business trip, let's hurry home!" "Nima, the whole street has been seen to us...

11, I have grown into a 180-pound little fat man, and I have been rejected by my mother. The mother said that it was too fat to find a daughter-in-law, and stipulated that she had to go home to eat every day, and all meals were prepared by her. I didn't have enough to eat every day, and I didn't eat meat for a month. My father said to me, "You run away from home, I will suffer if you lose weight, and I will pack your luggage for you." ”

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