1, the brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, it was only when the blood was drawn for testing

1, the brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, when the blood was drawn and tested, it was found that the child's blood type was the same as that of the brother-in-law, and further DNA tests were done, and the results were surprisingly found: she was the brother-in-law's biological child! The brother-in-law was suddenly confused, and the others were even more confused...

2, I spent 10,000 yuan to find a matchmaker to introduce my husband. I said: the other person's work is not dangerous, it is best not to contact people, it is best to work online. The matchmaker showed me the photo, and I said unhappily: Why is the online work so dark? Matchmaker: He works online, the high-voltage line at the top of the mountain is pulled by him, one of the thousands, what's wrong? Didn't get in touch?

3, my grandfather is older, always like to tell the young people in the family about the things of that year.... At the end of the year, Grandpa told everyone something that happened many years ago. When it comes to flood disasters, I said to my father: You remember the big water in the year your brother was born? Dad nodded thoughtfully and said affirmatively: Well, remember. I almost debunked him on the spot....

4, my little nephew is greedy to play and does not like to learn, the results of each exam are counted down, yesterday and my husband went to his brother's house to see him. The husband asked, "Boy, how did the exam look like?" Little nephew: "Not so good!" Husband: "How many points did you take?" Little nephew: "Zero in mathematics and six in Chinese." The husband actually nodded and said, "Well, it's not very good, it's a bit biased." "I was standing on the side and it was messy in an instant...

5, the sister-in-law does not want to have children, just got married to wear a birth control ring, a year later the birth control ring accidentally fell off and gave birth to a little niece. Yesterday my mother came back from the wedding feast with her little niece and handed me a food bag with ribs, elbows, chicken legs and so on. Then he said, "Eat fast, eat fast, the big hotel is delicious." The little niece tugged at her mother's clothes: "Grandma, didn't you say you were going to take it back and feed it to the dog?" The old mother was stunned for a few seconds: "I will be polite with your aunt, simply give the dog food for fear that your aunt will hurt her self-esteem." "I was in tears just after picking up a chicken leg...?

6. At the end of the lunch break, the female secretary came to my side with a twist, and I sat up straight with excitement. She leaned over my ear and said, "Find a place where there are few people after work, and I want to talk to you about the two of us." My surname is Fen, this is the rhythm of the female secretary to confess to me!!! After work, the two of us found a corner with fewer individuals, and I was very excited. Me: I know that this kind of thing should be the first thing that my big man opened his mouth, and I can't imagine that you can say it first. Female Secretary: I know that I can't pay back the money quickly, I have borrowed my money for half a year, I thought you forgot it!!! I:......

7, last night asked the girl for a walk, I confessed, the girl actually agreed. I excitedly picked up the girl and spun her around, dropped her into the lake with a misstep, and after sending the girl home, she didn't answer my phone all night. Just when I was lamenting that happiness had come too suddenly and too shortly, my mother came home from a square dance, entered the door and said, "You know no, just now, a pimp confessed to the girl, and after being rejected, he threw people into the lake, which is also too cruel!" "I...?

8, the boss has a scar on his forehead, looks fierce, I think there is a story here! I asked the boss how to get it, at this time the boss calmly picked up a cigarette and said slowly: "That year, my family of three rode out on a motorcycle, and there was a big truck around a corner, my mother felt that it was going to crash, and she threw me out without thinking about it..." I hurriedly asked: "Later?" At this time, the boss silently turned around and said, "I was the only one injured in that car accident..." I said, "No wonder!" This is also a blessing in disguise. ”

9. After her girlfriend resigned from Foxconn, she became a primary school teacher. Later, when my son was older, I sent him to my girlfriend's class. Yesterday my son just finished the midterm exam, and this evening I called my girlfriend and said to my son: It is good to have a girlfriend as a teacher, and you can immediately know the child's grades! The son snorted disdainfully: Where is good, the beating will be advanced in the future.

10. The daughter-in-law's girlfriend is a flat model, with a beautiful body and a good income. Two days ago, her girlfriend bought a house in Tomson Yipin, and today, with the joy of housewarming, she invited our couple to her house for dinner. She had a cat, so furry and cute that her daughter-in-law wanted to wrap it, but she wouldn't let it wrap. The girlfriend immediately explained: "It is afraid of life, does not let strangers touch it, and will ask you to pack it a few more times." As soon as the words stopped, the cat immediately jumped into my arms and asked me to tickle it.

11. The first love girlfriend is a flight attendant of China Southern Airlines, who has worked for half a year and is good with a rich second generation. It's been a week since I broke up, and my heart still hasn't let go of her. After a little drink last night, I couldn't resist calling her current boyfriend. I said, "She has a bad stomach, drink a bowl of porridge every morning, and remember to boil ginger juice for her in the evening." The current boyfriend: "No, I spent 100,000 yuan to help her cure." ”

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