That summer, we were both angry when we had a fight with our girlfriends. She was even more gambling and crying in the rain. I also rushed into the rain, it was very rainy and she was sad! But I didn't speak and silently accompanied her

That summer, we were both angry when we had a fight with our girlfriends. She was even more gambling and crying in the rain. I also rushed into the rain, it was very rainy and she was sad! But I didn't speak and silently accompanied her. Because silence is my last shred of stubbornness. Half an hour later, a kind aunt really couldn't stand it, and came over to persuade: Young man, you are a big man, this umbrella, but also for your girlfriend to block the point!

2, after work, I went to the Internet café to call LOL, hungry just when my sister called me to let me go to her house for dinner. When I arrived at my sister's house and found that my sister was playing as a little niece in the 4th grade, I was busy asking why. My sister sighed and said: He wrote that my mother's hair and beard are all white, and her body is still growing white hair, what does it mean? Am I a white-haired rat spirit? After scolding and continuing to fight, the brother-in-law added fuel to the fire and said: Well, it is indeed time to fight, I feel mad when I see it, I am afraid of waking up in the middle of the night and finding an old monster lying next to me! After saying this, the little niece was saved, but the brother-in-law suffered.

3. Queue up in the hospital today! One person doesn't just cut in line! I stepped forward and theorized: Why don't you line up? He replied: Because I am not qualified! I raised my hand and it was a slap! He asked why he was beaten! I said because I'm sick! Otherwise come to the hospital for what!

4. The personnel manager was fired by the president of the company because he accepted the two Confucian winds I sent. After dealing with the HR manager, I was called to the president's office. The president criticized me very harshly, because I was also doing this kind of thing for the first time, so I was a little sad. After work, I sat alone in the office and watched the personnel manager's office out of my mind. When the president inspected me, he saw me and said to me: I also do things according to the rules, don't go to your heart. I smiled: It's also my fault, it's okay boss, I have a big heart, and I'll just go through it after a sleep. The president looked at me and said, "You better go to your heart!"

5, my mother always liked girls very much, and later after I was born, she dressed me up as a girl. Kindergarten is done with braids and a skirt and makeup. After half a year, I was afraid that it would affect my psychology, so I cut my hair short and put on my pants. When I went to kindergarten again, the boys at the same table saw me and began to cry. He cried and said, "Bai has liked you for so long..."

6, the mouse and the cat meet, the mouse trembling to the cat said: Should I go away quietly? The cat smiled and said: "Do you know I'm waiting for you?" The rat cried: Why is it always me who is hurt! The cat laughs: Because the person who cares about you is me.

7, some things, knowing that it is wrong, but also to insist, because not willing; some people, knowing that it is love, also to give up, because there is no end; sometimes, knowing that there is no way, but still moving forward, because of habit. Blindfolded, you can't see the world; if you cover your ears, you can't hear all your troubles.

8, instead of worrying about the future, it is better to work hard now. On this road, only struggle can give you a sense of security. Don't easily pin your dreams on someone, and don't care too much about the whispers around you, because the future is your own, and only you can give yourself the greatest sense of security. Don't forget to promise yourself something to do, and don't forget where you want to go, no matter how hard it is or how far away it is.

9, after the father-in-law retired did not want to add interest idle, he borrowed more than 600,000 stocks online, and the result was all lost. In order to repay the money, the husband quit his stable and decent white-collar job and went to work as a courier. Because every day the wind and the sun are blowing, my husband's skin is particularly dry, so I will apply hand cream to him. When the mother-in-law saw this scene, she leaned over and said, "Son, you should apply conditioner to your hand." ”

10. The traffic police saw a driver pushing the car the street, so he walked over and asked: Sir, is there something wrong or there is no gasoline? "Oh, no, just because I just found out I forgot my driver's license."

1 One day, there was a family of three chatting while eating. Daughter: Mom, how did my father look up to you in the first place? Mom: You have to ask your dad. Dad: Like the song "Legend" sang, "Just because I looked at you more in the crowd." "Daughter: Wow, what a romance! Dad: Don't mention it, I've always hated the "one look" I looked at since I got married!

12, countless cheaters and criminals in prison have used them to prove that the final fate of the cheater is to eat prison food, which is more important than making money, unfortunately, the scammer IQ can not distinguish the weight of the reason why everyone looks down on the cheater, you are such a little liar, you can't even judge what is important You can't judge that you are poor all your life is too normal hahaha

13, my wife has been fascinated by cooking these two days, and today I made a dish of minced pepper fish heads, let me taste it, I took a bite, and said: What a good dish! Looking at her beautiful, I said again: It's a pity that it was ruined. She sneered and said: Then it will be rewarded to you, and there is no leftover...

14. After graduating from graduate school, I didn't find a good job, so I stayed at home as an old man. Today my mother called me out early and said that the sun was sunburning. I said impatiently: You are my mother, where is the sun on a cloudy day today! After saying that, he turned over and continued to sleep. After a while, I felt my ass hot and hot, and when I opened my eyes, my mother smiled and squinted at the small sun heater and roasted my ass.