1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest

1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest and saying: Scared the old woman to death. ay? Why are you sure it's me? I blurted out without thinking: Old husband and wife, I don't know it's you, and your size is still very recognizable.

2. Today is the twentieth anniversary of my marriage with my husband, and I want to have a bland holiday. The opening of the lifetime red envelope transfer, followed by the love breakfast, then go to the movie, then eat hot pot at noon, eat hot pot to go shopping, the day passed quickly! Husband said: One day is really fast, the itinerary is full! I laughed a little: it was almost perfect at night. Husband instigated!

3, the mother-in-law has cancer, need 1 million! Ask all relatives and friends to borrow money to make up 450,000! Yesterday, the old man walked down the street in a daze and actually picked up a bank card. There is also a sentence written on the back of the glance: "Having money is willful, and the password is 594188!" The old man was ecstatic and hurried to find the nearest bank to withdraw money! The teller asked, "How much to take?" The old man had the courage to say, "50,000!" The teller took out 50,000 and handed it to the old man: "Take 50,000, sir, you still have 950,000 left in your card!" "I went, it turns out that Kari really has money, or a whole 1 million!?"

4, today's boyfriend is watching TV, talking about the difference between the north and the south. The husband said: "To judge whether a girl is from the south or the north, someone gave a good answer: about 'you are wrong', the northern girl will say: you are blind! Southern girls will say: You talk nonsense! They represent the extravagant and the euphemistic faction, respectively. If it's you, which one do you choose... Me: "You fart! ”

5, this is a sad story, the cousin's little girlfriend was hooked up with a rich and handsome man. When he left, his cousin was very sad, so he said to his girlfriend: "If you are not happy in the future, you can come back to me, and I will always wait for you!" "I was very touched at that time, and just yesterday, the woman really came back to him." Only to see the buddy said without emotion: "Are you serious?" ”

6. I secretly bought the Volkswagen Magotan that my father-in-law had opened for half a year, and got 80,000 yuan, all of which was charged into LOL to buy skin. After my wife knew about it, she was furious, divorced me, and I got out of the house. Without a car and no house, I moved back to my hometown and took the bus to work every day. As a result, I got up late today, and just when I went out, I ran into an uncle who was driving a motorcycle. Asked about the price, for 5 bucks. I said: Big brother, can't you go for 4 yuan? He motioned for me to get in the car and was about to arrive at the company, only to see the eldest brother stop the car and say to me: Just a short section ahead and you will go by yourself. In my confused gaze, he turned around and left.?

7. Today is my 25th birthday, and I didn't expect my girlfriend to give me a notebook of more than 10,000. I was having fun at home when I suddenly got a call from my buddies: Brother, come out and drink with me. At the wine table, this product said to me with a sad face: Will you go to your house to rub rice these days? My daughter-in-law ran away with someone else. After a month, I learned the truth, it turned out that his daughter-in-law and his mother were out on a trip.

8. Until now, I always remember that at about three o'clock in the morning, I went to Qingdao with my daughter-in-law. When we first got on the train, we saw a big aunt wearing a raincoat in the carriage, and in an instant my daughter-in-law and I looked at each other and smiled. Twenty minutes later, I knew that My Aunt was actually the wisest, because the air conditioner on the car was so cold that I instantly felt like I was going to freeze to death in the summer!?

9, Fuerdai drove the newly purchased Maybach S450 classic version on the road was rear-ended, and got off the car in pain. The female driver on the other side also came down, and the rich second generation was thinking of the theory that the rich man's father had made a phone call, and took the phone and said: Dad, my car was hit by someone, and I will talk about it later. Before the words were finished, the beautiful woman said disdainfully: How adults still call to complain, there is a way to call your father over, maybe we will be a family in the future. The rich second generation is messy: this person is also too faceless!?

10. The four-year-old daughter of the family is particularly cute, and every time she comes home from work, she will tease her. Once, I jokingly asked my daughter: "We are going to raise a pig, but we need to arrange work, we have to choose a person to feed the pig delicious food every day, a person to clean the pig's room every day, a person to bathe the pig every day, and a person to play with the pig every day, what are you going to do?" The daughter replied without hesitation: "Be a pig!" ”

11, the company has a foreign employee, Chinese is not very skilled. After eating at noon that day, I found a wallet in the company canteen, and the owner was this foreign employee. I carried forward the spirit of collecting gold in style and returned my wallet to the owner. The colleague was very impressed, so he wrote a letter of praise and posted it on the company's cultural bulletin board. The title of the letter of commendation reads: "Look at the good things he did!" "So I caught fire all over the company...?

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