1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said they had the best of both worlds, and asked me to rub their backs, saving water and washing the bath at the same time. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired... I ate with her 25 times a month and was beaten at least 22 times. I looked closely at the clerk, the little girl seems to be good, I was wondering if I really wanted to change someone to drive my car? At this moment, the sister-in-law said: "Brother, hit her... Or go back and hit you at night! "I was scared as soon as I heard it, I ran out of the door, I had to hide in my girlfriend's house to see how she hit me?

2. After work in the evening, I carried my bag in one hand and my mobile phone in the other hand to report to the leader. The leader listened to the relief and said: You have worked hard during this time, I will see it all in my eyes, and give you a salary increase next month. I was happy to hear it, pressed the voice button and hurriedly said: Not hard, not hard, should be! At this time, a big brother next to him yelled: This broken work, too tired, Lao Tzu does not do it, do not give much money to do! So he managed to swallow my voice...

3. When my hometown was Hangzhou, my sister and I did not eat spicy since childhood. Recently today, the old sister is crazy to eat peppers, asking her: Don't you eat peppers very much? What's going on here? The old sister whispered and said: I heard that eating spicy will cause acne, I recently watched a pimple artifact super cool, I also want to buy it to try! But I've been eating chili peppers for many days, and not a single pimple has grown well. After listening, I looked at the face full of small volcanoes in the mirror, and I cried!

4, idle for a while, can not honestly stay at home! So I went to the interview, boss: it looks like a first love. I was very excited to hear it, and I thought that this interview would definitely be successful, and maybe I could develop into a domineering president who fell in love with the little clerk. Me: You're so good, she must love you. Boss: Love Gem! I worked hard for her, she actually got along with others, you go back!

5. In a Chinese class, Xiao Zhang was sleeping, the teacher suddenly named him to stand up, and asked him to create a question sentence, Xiao Zhang was unclear, so he asked: "Teacher, are you asking me?" Teacher: "Yes, recreate a statement sentence." Xiao Zhang: "Please say it again." Teacher: "Very good, let's create another exclamation sentence." Xiao Zhang lowered his head and whispered, "It's too hard!" I won't! The teacher nodded, "Very good, sit down!" ”

6, the wife in the electronics factory as a temporary worker, because the benefit is not good laid off. She was idle at home all day, idle out of depression, so I invested in her and opened a stationery store in the community. Before I went to work this morning, I went to help my wife sell goods. A young couple bought painting materials for their children, the woman took the mobile phone, read the WeChat sent by the class teacher, asked for gouache, I went to get it, and then I wanted a scraper, I went to get it again, and I wanted a paint box. I was a little angry and said, "Can you finish it all at once?" The man helped and said to his wife: Yes, you walk the monkeys? I......?

7, once the wife took her son to my unit to play, the son is five years old, the leader caught my son: children, ask you questions, the answer is correct there is sugar to eat! How old are you? My son: 5 years old. The leader asked again: How old is your father? My son: 5 years old. The leader laughed and said, "How is your father like you?" My son: With me, he became a father. The leader was momentarily speechless my son: What about sugar?

8. Recently, after I got married, the single dog in the same generation was only my cousin. Chatting in the group, and then somehow talking about the quarrel between the two mouths, the scene was once out of control. Cousin: You guys are enough, look at how good I am, I never quarrel! Aunt: This is the topic of discussion among married people, what is your say as a single dog? After a while, I didn't see my cousin talk, and only then did I know that my cousin silently quit the group chat!?

9. On Valentine's Day last year, there was a light rain in the sky. I drove my little Polo to a big wedding photography shop owned by my first love girlfriend. I parked my car in front of the store and looked at it from a distance, but I didn't go in, because I knew that I didn't deserve her, and I was a poor boy then, and I am now. I got out of the car and lit a Chinese stick, and everyone around me secretly looked at me and quietly discussed. Then she came out, and without looking at her, went straight back to the car and disappeared from her sight driving my Rolls-Royce.

10. Today our company holds an annual year-end conference, requiring families to bring their partners with them. Everyone entertains together, and our company has prepared a lot of special and creative programs. The show begins, and the rule is that the man should blindfold the woman's hand. If you guessed it, there was a jackpot. There were eight couples in the brother's round, and only I was right. The wife said happily: Honey, how did you do it? I said: Other people's hands are smooth and tender and boneless, and your hands are big, thick and rough like a bear's paw.

11. It rained heavily at night, and my sister-in-law was honored to become a chicken on the way home. When I got home, my brother was afraid that my sister-in-law would be angry and didn't pick her up from work, so he took his nephew's English book and said: My son is so stupid that he has been asking me to tutor him... That is to say, the wife you look now is really beautiful, like a hibiscus out of the water... My sister-in-law smiled and went to change her clothes. My brother was very proud of his speaking level, and at this time his nephew was facing the window: I hope there is no thunder in the sky, otherwise my lying father will be easily split..."

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