He hid his private money in his sixth-grade son's bookcase, and when he looked for the book, he turned it over, but fortunately his wife was not there. Hurry up and tell his son not to tell his mother. The son tugged the money tightly in his hand, the watch

He hid his private money in his sixth-grade son's bookcase, and when he looked for the book, he turned it over, but fortunately his wife was not there. Hurry up and tell his son not to tell his mother. The son held the money tightly in his hand and said to me with a serious expression: I must talk to my mother about this, unless you give me half of it.

2, there was a girl in college, talented but several times in love have failed, has been complaining about not meeting good men, so one day she hung a sign at the school gate that said I had severe eczema, if you really hug me; as a result, half a day later, there was really a boy who bravely hugged her in the past, and said "I also have eczema." “

3, yesterday was the first day of the unit to resume work, to the unit to know, the unit 12 people, 8 people on leave. The boss looked at us who were fully armed and made a strange decision. The boss looked at us with masks tightly and decided to send each of us a separate office, so we were isolated in the unit. The boss said: "Don't wear a mask in your office, when entering and leaving the public area, you should still bring a mask." "Is everyone back to work?" What state are they, and is there still a little fear in the heart?

4, get along with people, we must have a compatible, inclusive, tolerant mentality. In every personality, there are some unacceptable parts, to learn to treat dialectically, as long as it does not touch your dignity and bottom line, it does not have to be too real, just like admiring a rose, who will judge those thorns? For the flaws and faults of others, there is no need to be too harsh, so that the heart of a strict person is strict, and the heart of forgiveness is wide, and the road of life will be wide and wide.

5, freshman military training, sweating every minute, a day at the end of the day waist pain legs weak. Standing in a military posture this morning, the students said that their legs were very sore. The counselor proposed to take a break, and the instructor said very seriously: "Military training is to endure hardships!" You can think of something beautiful, and it won't be bitter. Not long after, the buddy next to me turned his head and whispered to me, "I'm standing up." ”

6, the eldest sister-in-law has lived in my house for more than a month, today the wife said to the eldest sister-in-law: Sister, I found that you came to this month a lot lightly.? The eldest sister-in-law said: This is not the credit of the brother-in-law.? The wife immediately became serious, and then asked: What did your brother-in-law do to you? I was not convinced, and said: You see your sister, eating with me is very delicious, and the weight has increased a lot. The eldest sister-in-law skimmed her lips and said: That's because flowers inserted into cow dung can absorb the nutrients in cow dung, and my flower will only be smoked by cow dung!

7, the sister-in-law has lived in my house for more than a month, today the wife said to the sister-in-law: Sister, I found that you came to this month a lot lighter.? The sister-in-law said: This is not the credit of the brother-in-law.? The wife immediately became serious, and then asked: What happened to your brother-in-law? I was not convinced, and said: You see your sister, eating with me is very delicious, and the weight has increased a lot. The sister-in-law skimmed her lips and said: That's because flowers inserted into cow dung can absorb the nutrients in cow dung, and my flowers will only be smoked by cow dung!

8. In the last year of the Yuan Dynasty, the broad masses of the people in the Central Plains could not bear the cruel rule of the ruling class of the Yuan Dynasty and revolted against the Yuan. Zhu Yuanzhang united various resistance forces to prepare for the uprising, but the officers and soldiers of the imperial court searched strictly and it was difficult to pass on the news. Later, the military master Liu Bowen came up with a plan, hiding the note containing the "August 15th Night Uprising" in the cake and sending it to the rebel army in various places. On the day of the uprising, all the rebels responded in unison. Later, the uprising was successful, and the custom of eating mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival was also retained.

9. When I first went to school, I had a parent-teacher conference, and my mother went. Once my mother had an affair at work, she sent my father. As a result, half an hour later, my father and I were called to the school by the teacher and severely criticized my father, because my father went for half an hour, slept for twenty-five minutes, purred and was complained to the principal by the class teacher next door. Then, my dad wrote a pledge, never to appear at my parent-teacher conference again, and pressed his fingerprints.

10, spent more than 3,000 yuan, bought a turtle as big as a pot. Recently, the big turtle laid eggs, and I steamed them for my three-year-old daughter to eat. The daughter sat down on the couch and then picked up a serious look for the tasting. I asked her: Daughter, is it delicious? She nodded, and I asked again what tasted? She said solemnly: it should be the taste of male eggs! This bear child is very powerful, and I have never eaten a male egg when I was so old!

1 wife went back to her mother-in-law's house to accompany her mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law made fish for her wife, and as a result, she was stuck with a fish thorn in her throat. The wife was in real pain, inconvenient to eat and drink, so she went to the hospital. The doctor looked at it with a serious face, sighed and said that this had to be operated on. The wife was shocked and asked him timidly how much money he needed? He said it was about 7,000 pieces. Wife: 7000 pieces? The wife was so nervous that she "grunted" and swallowed a mouthful, but she didn't expect to swallow the fish thorn into her stomach! So the wife watched her leave with regret in the doctor's eyes.

12, friends repair mobile phones, today he said that he really saw what is called strange, a person came to him and asked him: "Apple mobile phone fell into the water can be repaired?" He said: "I am not sure about this, but we must look at whether it is serious or not." The man said, "If you are sure that I can fix it, I will go fishing in the river, and if you are not sure, I will not fish." ”

13, my wife is 200 pounds, and when I got married, I was given a Rolls-Royce! Every day is very comfortable, I don't have to go to work, I just need to be at home with her. Today she sat on the couch and tossed a coin and said to herself: If the tossing three times is the opposite, I will lose weight! The first time was the opposite, she was more calm: it doesn't matter, there is still a chance. The second time was the opposite, she still calmly said: Fate will not play tricks on me. The third time was actually the opposite, she finally couldn't help it: my fate was up to me!