On a business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, I was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said, "Absolutely formal,

On a business trip to a prefecture-level city, out of the old railway station, I was stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said: "Absolutely formal, can issue invoices!" I said, "Just forget it!" The big aunt also lowered her voice and said: "Of course, it is not formal, and there will be girls in the regular!" As soon as I heard, "Irregular? Irregular, I don't dare to live. Then he got into the taxi in a dashing manner, leaving Big Ma alone in the wind.

My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. The husband went to the bathhouse to take a bath and wore common slippers, and accidentally got beriberi. I was afraid he would infect me, so I looked for a cure for athlete's foot on the Internet. I saw that adding some salt would work when washing my feet, so I poured a basin of hot water and sprinkled some salt into it. My brain twitched and put ginger and star anise, and when I was ready to put peppercorns, I reacted, this is not making pork head meat. It was a pity to see this basin of water poured down, so I put my foot in it. Until now I remember the frightened look in my husband's eyes when he came in and saw this scene...?

3. I was admitted to our last university with excellent results in the college entrance examination. When I first started school, my roommate went to the canteen to cook much more than I did, so I followed him to see what tricks I used. Unexpectedly, he called out to the canteen aunt Mom! In order to order food, I also cheekily called out to my mother, don't say, my aunt did indeed give me a lot of dishes. Later, after I called my mother for half a month, I learned that the canteen aunt was really my roommate's mother...

4. I graduated from Tsinghua University majoring in mechatronics, and now I am an electrical engineer at Huawei, with an annual salary of 2 million yuan. Professional habits, often carry a test pen in the pocket, so that you can check the line at any time. Today I gave 10,000 yuan in bonuses and took my wife to go shopping. The owner of the clothing store said enthusiastically: The quality of this cardigan is particularly good, and it does not withstand static electricity. I took out my test pen and lightly scratched it on the cardigan, and immediately there was a "Diddy" sound. The boss was surprised and said: Buy a dress does not have to be so professional, right?

5. I silently liked the front desk of the company for three years, watching her being chased by the boss's son, watching them get married, watching them divorce. Once I drank too much, accidentally said it, and then a friend asked me what it was like to have a crush, and I subconsciously replied: It seems that I see the skin I like in the game, I want to buy, I don't have enough money, I try to save money, I look back and find that the price has risen, I save money more desperately, and when I feel almost the same, I go back to find that I have been bought

2. I secretly bought the Volkswagen Magotan that my father-in-law had opened for half a year, and got 80,000 yuan, all of which was charged into LOL to buy skin. After my wife knew about it, she was furious, divorced me, and I got out of the house. Without a car and no house, I moved back to my hometown and took the bus to work every day. As a result, I got up late today, and just when I went out, I ran into an uncle who was driving a motorcycle. Asked about the price, for 5 bucks. I said: Big brother, can't you go for 4 yuan? He motioned for me to get in the car and was about to arrive at the company, only to see the eldest brother stop the car and say to me: Just a short section ahead and you will go by yourself. In my confused gaze, he turned around and left.?

3. Eating at home today. Suddenly heard someone downstairs arguing, the wife excited to see the liveliness. I complained to my wife: there is nothing to do with this kind of hilarity, people quarrel and no one mixes well, hurry up, the more persuasion, the more arch fire! The wife didn't listen, turned her head and ran out, and two minutes later called me to take the money. My heart said that it was broken, when my wife watched the hilarity, she would not break things in people's homes. When I went downstairs, there was a group of people around my wife, and it turned out to be a "two-dollar stall" when I pulled it in. The uncle who sells things explains that there is no voice that is noisy and does not record a quarrel.

4. After my uncle was injured by a Toyota Alpha, the owner lost 5.8 million. He took out more than 2 million and married a beautiful model who was 30 years younger than himself. After the marriage, the beautiful model bore him a son, and the uncle especially loved this young son. One day, my cousin asked my uncle, "Dad, do you say that time is important or money is important?" Uncle: "It still needs to be said, it must be time important." Cousin: "Then let's go to the supermarket to buy toys, buy them online, although cheap, but it will take several days." "There is nothing wrong with the Q&A, the uncle is so alive and routine!"

When my wife and his boss came back from a business trip, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. When my wife came home, she lay down beside me and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, my wife suddenly sat up, which startled me, and I woke up suddenly and asked: What? The wife patted her chest, gasped and said: I just dreamed that you fell into the river, and I was scared to death. After hearing this, my heart was very touched, and I was just about to hug her. The wife said: I chased you on the shore and asked for your passbook password, but you just didn't say it, and you woke me up urgently.

2. On Valentine's Day this year, I was going to take my girlfriend who still had the charm to Sanya, Hainan, but I overslept in the morning. My girlfriend couldn't wait for me and ran to my house angrily to find me, and it was my little nephew who opened the door for her. The little guy politely invited his girlfriend into the house and said that his uncle had not yet gotten up. Then he turned around and quickly ran into the bedroom to get up, shouting as he ran: "Uncle, get up quickly, your cabbage is coming!" ”