1 The girlfriend's house suddenly lost power, and kissed her while it was dark, and the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned, I was obviously kissing my girlfriend, and when I was leaving, I asked my girlfriend: I

1 The girlfriend's house suddenly lost power, and kissed her while it was dark, and the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned at once, I obviously kissed my girlfriend, and when I left, I asked my girlfriend: Did I kiss you just now? The girlfriend said: Yes, what's wrong? I hurriedly said: It's all right...

2 A pair of lovers walking in a small dark park, suddenly, a person jumped out of the surroundings, holding a knife and shouting: "Don't move!" Lao Tzu wants to rob the color..."

The man hurriedly protected the girl in front of him, and said seriously: "What is coming at me, don't move my girlfriend!" ”

The man was stunned and laughed sinisterly: "Sample, it's quite interesting!" ”

3 Girl: "Let's break up." Boy: "It's okay to break up, let me take your hand one last time." The girl agreed, and the boy smiled, "If you can break free from my hands, I will agree to break up." The girl used a lot of strength to break free from the boy's hand, and the boy immediately turned to leave ~ the girl suddenly understood something, caught up with the boy and hit: "You still took the opportunity to erase the ring that gave me." ”

4 When I came home from a business trip and saw my wife sleeping with Lao Wang next door, I suddenly lost my temper and wrestled with Lao Wang, and my wife saw that she and Lao Wang beat me together, which made me heartbroken. Suddenly the son kicked open the door and shouted: Daddy! I'll help you!! A warm current rushed into my heart, but before I could say yes, my son knocked me unconscious.

5 My son went to junior high school this year, and his academic performance has not been up and down, and this exam is still hovering in the middle. But it turned out that a classmate who was similar to him actually entered the top five, and I asked him what was wrong? My son told me: "That guy recently fell in love early, and got along well with the 'first sister' of our class, I originally thought that his grades would definitely decline, but I didn't expect ah, I didn't expect that the purpose of his object was to let the family tutor him with homework, so this time..." I quickly interrupted him: "Your boy told me such an inspirational love story, it won't be something in his heart, right?" ”

6 What is the saddest sentence when a fat man meets another fat man? Big brothers, where did you buy this dress, so fit?

7 The Eight Precepts of the Pig are to be expelled from the Celestial Realm for teasing Chang'e after drinking. He said, "O Bodhisattva! Saying that I flirt with Chang'e is definitely a scandal, not news, news reports are true, gossip is entertaining, not credible! Take a step back and say that I am flirting with Chang'e to help others! Chang'e is a single girl in the palace, very lonely, she lives like a year, we flirt. Ten thousand steps back and said that I did not cause any loss by flirting with Chang'e, and she did not have a piece of meat on her body! I didn't touch a single hair of her, not as bad as the consequences of drunk driving. The bodhisattva said, "You have broken the rules and will punish you." Pig Eight Commandments said, "You let Chang'e take revenge on me, and she teases me." ”

8 Do you say that you climb a mountain to see the sunrise and see the sun more often, or do you see the moon more? The answer is to see the sun a little more often, because it is easier to go up the mountain and harder to go down.

9 The latest news On July 23, the final results of the investigation of the Wenzhou EMU rear-end accident have been announced, and the reason is that the railway does not have a sharp turn, which eventually leads to a rear-end accident. As for whether you believe it or not, I believed it anyway.

10 Breast augmentation is a very popular beauty program, so do you know what is the best way to do breast augmentation exercises for yourself? It's okay to be tolerant, because "tolerance is big"!

11 It is said that "the cooked duck flies", so how can the duck not fly away? Don't know? That is to put a wing on it, because "wings are difficult to fly."

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