1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. The cousin who graduated from HIT had a boyfriend not long after joining the work, and the aunt was very dissatisfied with the boy, and the computer turned off the mobile phone and confiscated her to put her under house arrest. The boyfriend who lost contact was anxious, and in the middle of the night, the boy came to his cousin's house downstairs to learn the animal call hope to get in touch, and as a result, he provoked the upstairs and downstairs, scolding. The angry aunt pointed at her cousin's nose and counted down: "Listen, listen, what are you looking for?" Everyone learned kittens, puppies, whatever, he was good, learning donkey barking in the middle of the night. ”

3. Just after work, there were few people leaving, and a male colleague suddenly got down on one knee and pulled out a ring: Marry me. I looked at him with a blank face, half-dazed, before I reacted. I said: Bao apologize, I am married! The colleague gave me a blank look and said: I plan to propose to JingJing, isn't this inexperienced, just look for you to practice it.

4. In order to marry the elderly leftover girl sister-in-law as soon as possible, the mother-in-law secretly registered her on the Lily Network. On that day, the sister-in-law was forced to go on a blind date, and after meeting, she found that the man was well dressed and looked good. She was very realistic and directly asked: "Do you have a house and a car?" The man said directly: "Hangzhou three ring road three rooms and two halls a set, BMW Q7, the deposit has 8 figures, the annual salary is 6 figures, the parents are about to retire, there is a high pension." The sister-in-law smiled and said, "I am very satisfied." The man said lightly: "What is the use of your satisfaction, I just come to show off my wealth." ”

5. On Valentine's Day, everyone else's boyfriend buys gifts for their girlfriends, but I don't. I called my boyfriend and asked, "Say, when are you going to buy me a gift, if you don't buy it, we'll break up!" The boyfriend shook his head, I was furious, held up an umbrella and snatched the door away! The boyfriend's shout came from behind: "Xiaomei, wait! I have something to say! With a hint of comfort in my heart, I stopped: "Have you changed your mind and want to buy me a gift?" Boyfriend: "This umbrella is mine, now that we're broken up, you can't take it!" ”

6. The little money sold the Maybach and took his girlfriend to eat hot pot with 600,000 yuan. When ordering, my girlfriend asked the clerk what was the signature dish in the shop? Clerk: The beef in our shop is the freshest, you only need chopsticks to hold in the pot and shake it three or four times, and then it is cooked. After the dish was served, the girlfriend immediately put a slice of beef into the pot and shoved it three or four times, and just spit it out in her mouth, angrily saying: How is it still raw? Clerk: You have to wait for the water to boil and then shabu! ”

7. This morning the rich man has just finished talking about a deal and is resting at home. The rich man's wife came in and said, "Husband, I have a big bag of old clothes, and I want to donate it." Rich: Why don't you just throw it in the trash? Wouldn't that be more convenient? Wife: But those who are hungry outside may need these clothes. Regal: Honey, the guy who wears a yard with you won't be hungry at all.

8. Wandering around the park, I saw a young woman's dog bite an uncle's leg. The woman took out 30 yuan from her small bag and proudly said to the uncle: My dog has been vaccinated. Your injuries are not serious, this money you buy some food! The uncle said calmly: Oh? No need for needles? Then you let my dog take a bite, and my family has been vaccinated! The uncle beckoned, and a husky rushed over. The woman's face changed suddenly.

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