1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the work she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react to her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."
2. My husband paid 8600 yuan this month and took me to the mall after work. When I parked in the parking lot, I actually met a primary school teacher I hadn't seen for many years. We both excitedly went forward to say hello, and my husband handed the teacher a cigarette and lit it by the way. The teacher stared at the two of us, and then spat out a smoke ring: I really can't imagine, my most proud student actually married the most mischievous poor student in the class, as the saying goes, it is true, the idiot is riding a good horse, and the wife often sleeps with the clumsy husband.
3. A woman in the community has been beaten six times, resulting in her inability to have children. Her husband abandoned her and married a beautiful female college student. The woman was particularly depressed and ran to the top of the building to cry and jump. Many people tried to persuade her, but in the end, a seven- or eight-year-old child saved her life! Because the child pointed at her and shouted to his father: Daddy! You see, that aunt is running out of dresses! When the woman heard it, she screamed and went straight back!
4. My cousin is a very single-minded person who does everything the same. Even when he played games, he only played Monkey King, and the same was true for playing 5,000. A female player opposite today said: Brother, you are still single, right? Cousin Lang lang a little, is this girl know me? Or are you testing me? Cousin: Yeah, I couldn't find the right one. Opposite player: Just like you, you still want to find Zixia XianZi, dreaming of it!
5. My mother-in-law used to be a chef in a five-star hotel, and the cooking was particularly delicious, which is why I married my husband. After getting married, my husband said that I ate a lot, and my stomach was as big as if I was pregnant, and last night at dinner, my husband said again, I drank soup and said casually: No, it's been more than two months. The mother-in-law who finished eating first said to go downstairs for a walk and go out. After a while she called, asked me to go, and told me to slow down. When I arrived at the door of the community, my mother-in-law was chatting with several neighboring aunts, and when she saw me coming, my mother-in-law pulled me along, smiled and said: You told them yourself, you have been a few months, I said you were pregnant with them and said they couldn't see it, they didn't believe it!
6. Some time ago, I drove a Rolls-Royce with my wife and children back to my parents' house for dinner. While my wife and mother were busy in the kitchen, I said to my father: Dad, I only have 800 yuan of pocket money a month. You'll help me say it later. Dad asked: How much? 800？ I said yes, Dad's expression became serious, and his cheeks encouraged: I am only 450 a month, and you give me a whole 200.
7. The daughter-in-law tries on newly purchased clothes on the Internet and turns around in front of the mirror with great interest. "Oh, husband, I seem to be sick, I feel short of breath, and my eyes are black." "Wife, your illness is caused by external conditions and inability to adapt to internal changes. The daughter-in-law looked at me puzzled, "Say what, talk about people." ", did not expect the girl to jump over,"Ma Ma, Dad said that people fat clothes are small, Le'
8. When I came home at night, I saw the hostess of the house knocking on the door: Husband, open the door. Didn't move, knock again, say softly, dear open the door! There was no movement, the little baby opened the door, or there was no movement. As I opened my own door, I wondered if this man was not at home. After three seconds, I heard a heroic female voice shouting, hurry up and open the door for the old lady! Then there was a snap, the door opened, and the man also roared, nothing to do, learn what gentleness, I think it is a neurosis!
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