1. Last month, my brother-in-law changed into an Audi R8 and gave me the Porsche he had driven for three years. While driving, he found 300,000 yuan in the co-pilot's glove box. I

1. Last month my brother-in-law changed to an Audi R8 and gave me a Porsche that he had driven for three years. While driving, he found 300,000 yuan in the co-pilot's glove box. I think the brother-in-law must have forgotten to take it, and quickly called him, who knew that he told me: This money is also for me! The brother-in-law said: Brother, you gave me the money in front of my daughter-in-law, and I said that I sold you the old car for 300,000 yuan, so that she would not think that I gave you the old car for free. I was touched at that time, if it weren't for my brother-in-law playing a game now, I would really think that this dream was real!

2. The old family is relatively remote, the old man at home has a little superstition, I told my girlfriend in advance to let her not care. After returning home, an old grandmother praised her daughter-in-law's face and was very happy. Only to see her ask: Really? Are you sure? How do you see it? The old lady said: Your appearance makes people have no desire to see it, and they can only focus on their careers!

3. After her mother retired from Sinopec, she was idle at home all day and had nothing to do, so she went to the community square to dance square dance all day long. A few days ago, a salesman came to the community and deceived many elderly people to buy windows. My mother was also brainwashed, and I had to spend 100,000 yuan to buy her a window. I looked up the information on the Internet, studied it carefully, and explained the principle to her from a medical point of view. At the time, I thought I was justified and could not refute it at all. After all was said and done, I said, "Mom, do you understand?" The old mother sighed: I understand, they are all deceitful, and what to say about raising children and preventing old age is indeed a lie.

4. Remember the first time to stay in the hotel, 198 yuan, think it is very expensive, go in to see, not expensive, inside a lot of food with ah, things are worth dozens of dollars of it, the next day when checking out, decisively find a bag to take the food out of the checkout! As a result, I have five dollars left in my two-hundred-dollar deposit! Waiter, I'm back in place!?

5. Today I went to eat the sauce big bone, and it turned out that it was not cooked enough, and the meat could not be bitten. One of the buddies shouted, "Waiter, see that your stewed meat can't bite, call your boss over." The waiter hurriedly asked, "What do you want our boss to do?" You don't want to think about it, you can't bite so young, our boss certainly can't bite! "Why can such a waiter survive?"

6. When Wang Meimei's parents were young, they were all handsome men and beautiful women in the ten miles and eight townships. On this day, a relative of Wang Meili had never seen before, and the old mother called Wang Meili out of the room. The old mother asked her to call her uncle, and we both called uncle, and then the uncle looked at Wang Meili and looked at her parents. So he said: This child is not like his parents, this child looks like whom! Dad suddenly came with a sentence: Do whatever you want...

7. Take advantage of the university's spare time to apply for a driving school. Practice subject one, the coach pointed to a sign that lifted the speed limit of 40 and asked me: What is this? I was a little nervous to say: no parking! The coach said helplessly: Isn't there still a number of 40, and what is it? I'm not sure to say: forbidden to park 40 cars? Now the coach has to refund the tuition to me, saying that I am too smart to teach me! "

8. In the morning, the daughter-in-law said that she wanted to buy beans, dried beans herself, bargained on the stall, and cut from three pieces to two pieces of five, and bought twenty pounds. After I got home, I kept bragging to me about how I ran the family, saving ten dollars for the family, being a good woman, and saying that after dinner, I wanted to buy something to treat myself. Well, accompany her to the mall at night, this mother-in-law bought two dresses, a pair of shoes, some fruits, a lot of snacks, a checkout of more than 3,600, and did not blink when she swiped her card... Oh, this is the so-called big head is not a small head!

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