1. One day the sister-in-law was playing at my house, and we were chatting when we heard the sound of my daughter-in-law opening the door. I had a whim and wanted to tease her. He shouted: Hide quickly, my daughter-in-law is back. My daughter-in-law

1. One day my sister-in-law was playing at my house, and we were chatting when we heard my daughter-in-law open the door. I had a whim and wanted to tease her. He shouted: Hide quickly, my daughter-in-law is back. As soon as my daughter-in-law opened the door, she slapped her sister-in-law out of the bed and slapped her sister-in-law twice on her ass, and the sister-in-law cried and said, Brother-in-law, sister beat me. I hugged my three-year-old sister-in-law and said she hit me too.

2. Some time ago, my father-in-law's family was demolished, and I was happy to give me 20 million. Today I went to the 4S store to buy a Rolls-Royce, gave a fraction to the 4S store, and the rest of the integer ready to swipe the card. Salesman: Sorry sir, our shop card machine is broken, can you trouble you ATM transfer! No way, I went, after the transfer of the account card, suddenly remembered that there is no transfer voucher, sales will not be bad? Witty I inserted the card and turned it again, this time did not forget to print the voucher.....

3. In order to repay the 180,000 yuan I owe alipay, I married a 48-year-old rich woman. I don't have to go to work after I get married, but I have to accompany her to the mall every day. That time, she tried on a Givenchy dress worth 98,000 yuan and asked the shopping guide: Is it beautiful? The shopping guide said: Madam, this dress is so beautiful to wear on you! The wife was particularly excited at that time, and immediately swiped the card to buy it. After a while, the shopping guide came to me and said guiltily: I'm really sorry, I just lied! I comforted him and said: Girl, don't feel too upset because you lied once, I've been lying for 10 years!?

4. Secretly used her husband's ant flower shell to buy a Queen Scepter lipstick, only to see that my girlfriend had been useful, I didn't expect it to be expensive. After learning about this, my husband and I had a big fight. We ignored anyone all day, and in the evening he finally bowed his head and confessed his mistake, and opened his mouth to me: I'm sorry, I was wrong! I said triumphantly: So what is wrong with you? Him: I shouldn't have corrected your mistakes and let you do the same!

5. The elder brother found a sister-in-law with a taekwondo black belt. Usually, I don't dare to lose my temper with my sister-in-law. That day I went to dinner, somehow my sister-in-law provoked him, and when he saw that I was still there, he burst into anger: "Provoke me again, it is like this paper." Then he tore the paper in his hand. The sister-in-law kicked him with a whip leg: "I messed with you, what do you want to do?" Who knew that the elder brother glared at his sister-in-law for half a day, and came to say: "You don't annoy me." ”?

6. The same table Xiaoming is a rich second generation, always unlearned. There was a final exam, and Xiaoming was one of the last brothers in the whole grade. The class teacher said: Xiaoming, you should take the example of your classmates with good grades and study well! Xiaoming: Rest assured, teacher, I will work hard! The teacher said happily: Xiaoming, you have finally opened the trick! Bob: Because I don't want to copy the exam paper because I fail the exam again!

7. Today, I received a strange phone call, a man, who said: "Hello, congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000!" Before I could speak, he laughed himself and then said, "I'm sorry, I just entered this business, the first time I lied, I didn't hold back." "Then he hung up... Hang up! After a while he called again: "Hello, hahaha, sorry I'm still not ready." "Beep beep... The third time: "Haha, sorry to bother you twice, I am indeed a liar, saying that winning the lottery of 300,000 is a lie, but the supervisor allows a quota of 30,000 as bait, and the two of us cooperate to divide it."

8. My family lives on the 8th floor, and I am resting at home in the afternoon. The balcony window was not closed at that time, did not expect to scrape in a lady's wig! When my wife found out after work, she scolded me loudly: "Whose house is this thing?" I said, "I don't know." She said, "If you're home alone, did she run in by herself?" "When my wife was about to run away, a man's shirt floated in, and I was instantly straight!

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