1. The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss who has always been a money fan bowed his head and said nothing,

1. The beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, the mediation was fruitless, and threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....

2. Working as a security guard in the Weilong factory, after marrying a 40-year-old female manager, she quit her job to be a full-time wife at home and gave me her position. My wife, who was nine months pregnant at work today, suddenly called and said she wanted to eat hawthorn. I hurried off work and ran to RT-Mart for 345 yuan to buy 8 pounds of fresh hawthorn. Walking to the door of the community, I met a particularly enthusiastic neighbor, Aunt Zhao. She pulled me aside and whispered, "Xiao Wang, have you grown vegetables at home?" I was puzzled: "Big Mom, my family doesn't grow vegetables at all!" Aunt Zhao said mysteriously: "Then you must be careful, yesterday I saw your wife buy a bottle of enemy fear!" ”

3. My wife found me a doctor, after taking the pulse, I was advised to exercise more, do not drink more boiled water, do not drink, must quit drinking, go out on foot, do not eat outside, try to eat vegetarian, eat less meat and seafood! My wife nodded and asked, "What's wrong with me?" The doctor said, "The income is too low!" Too much pressure. Not suitable for high consumption! Get on fire as soon as you spend it! O Doctor! Me: "Worthy of being an old Chinese doctor!" ”?

4. The other day I followed my sister to her house as a guest, and when I met her father, I was nervous and couldn't speak. Then his father laughed at me, saying that my courage was so small, and that such a small thing was also afraid of the stage. Actually, I didn't want to tell the truth, her father was the director of my high school teaching office. When I was in love, I let him teach a lesson, and said that I had a bare life all my life, and I would marry my daughter to me if I had a brain problem...

5. I used to be 156 tall and was often bullied, so I signed up to study taekwondo. When I was studying taekwondo, I recognized a master, who was particularly powerful. Once I invited master to quanjude for dinner, and I said happily: Master, I plan to learn from you for the rest of my life, and I will not leave. The master said: You have been kicked in the head by a donkey, what can I do with it? I replied a little blindfoldedly: Master, if I remember correctly, my head seems to have only been kicked by you.

6. A colleague bought a horse 6 a few years ago, often traveled on business, and in order to pay the lottery, he hid two bottles of fifty-eight degree two pot heads in the trunk. I checked in on the plane today and was checked out when I went through the security check. When all the good things were said, the staff just wouldn't let them take the plane. The colleague stuffed all a pound of liquor into his stomach in one breath... Now I am singing and dancing, taking off my clothes while dancing, and no one can hold back.

7. Rest at home on weekends, my wife went shopping at noon, and my son and I slept at home. Suddenly I heard a loudspeaker downstairs collecting waste, and I thought that this month's pocket money was not much, and to replenish the inventory, I took out the broken fan at home and prepared to sell it. After reading the waste collection, I directly said that 2 yuan was collected! I was stunned and looked at my son next to me in disbelief. Unexpectedly, my son suddenly took a step backwards and said, "What's wrong?" Mom will not be at home, you still want to sell me can't succeed? ”?

8. A detective film is being filmed. The director came to explain to the heroine: "This scene is going to shoot this young man rushing into your room, wrapping you up, tying you up with a rope, and then he kisses you wildly!" The heroine listened for a moment and asked curiously, "Is this man tall and handsome?" The director smiled and said, "Of course! Why are you asking this? The heroine looked at the director for a while and said, "Then, he doesn't need to tie me up!" ”

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