1. Stay at the girlfriend's house, the sister-in-law lives in the next room, the next day she is very embarrassed to say, you can really toss ah, last night after 2 o'clock even did not sleep, still playing games

1. Stay at the girlfriend's house, the sister-in-law lives in the next room, the next day she is very embarrassed to say, you can really toss ah, last night after 2 o'clock even did not sleep, still playing games really, is this the so-called family does not enter the door?

2. While walking and relaxing in the park, I saw a man and a woman sitting on a bench, and the girl complained that the boy was too stuffy to make people happy. The boy took out his wallet and threw it away, I thought I was going to get angry, but the two goods ran over to pick up the wallet and said: Daughter-in-law, you see, I picked up a wallet eh! The girl laughed, so he threw out his watch too: Wow, I picked up a watch again! Then he threw the phone out, and the phone screen was shattered. The girl said: Are you sick? Then go away.

3. Pregnant with the president's child, the president gave me 600,000 yuan to lift. After the tire, I used the money to open a milk tea shop. Business in the shop was so good that I got several waiters. Today, my girlfriend said she was going to come to the store to play with me. I said: I'm going out today, and I can't play with you when I come. The girlfriend said: It doesn't matter, you are busy with yours, I will stay. When I got back to the store, I apologetically said to my girlfriend: I'm really sorry, I was so busy that I hung you out for half a day. Girlfriend: It doesn't matter, I am satisfied to see the person I want to meet, the waiter in your shop is simply too handsome, this trip is not in vain!?

4. The husband is a good man who is diligent and thrifty, and it is very frugal to buy anything, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is very picky. He was meticulous and kept his daily expenses small, but only one ——— high phone bills. Even with a mobile phone with a landline, his telephone bill in January exceeded six hundred yuan, no way, who let him be doing business. During the Spring Festival, I went home and told my mother about my boyfriend's various styles during the chat. Dad kept laughing and listening to me, only frowning when talking about the phone bill. Then, my father tentatively asked me, "Girl, is your husband a bit stuttering and stupid?" ”

5. People like me who have been poor for 30 years can't enjoy a high-end life even if they have money. Today I went to a 7 star hotel to experience it and went to the bathroom once. Obviously I had finished pulling the poop and wiping it clean, and the waiter at the door actually handed me a towel. No way, I had to go back and wipe it again with a towel, fold it and give it back to him!

6. When I was shopping with my husband, I accidentally touched the LV on the shelf! The salesman does not spare, not to say that the bag has wear, let me lose! Because of this, I almost got involved with her! Fortunately, my husband on the side pulled me away and bought this bag. Women must be fierce, and they should shoot when they should? Do you know how long I have been planning for this package, how many contacts I have used...

7. After my cousin graduated from Normal University, he went to a key middle school as a teacher. After I was admitted to this middle school, I happened to be assigned to my cousin's class, and my cousin became my class teacher. Therefore, I often take the sick leave slip and make up a reason to ask my cousin for leave. The brother once lied to him about a headache, the second time he lied to him about a stomachache, and the third time, I came to my cousin with a sick note. When my cousin asked me what hurt, I didn't know what to say, which made both sides a little embarrassed. In order to ease his breath, the cousin said, "Needless to say, I know your throat hurts." ”

8. The eldest sister-in-law is very beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is fine.

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