1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, looking good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. The chairman has a daughter who is still single in her thirties. One night, the chairman's daughter came to my house to find me. I was watching a movie, the chairman's daughter watched it with me for a while, I felt very bored, said what is good about your movie, let's change it and watch it! I couldn't do anything about it. You don't have to say, this horror movie is really too scary. The hairs all over my body stood up as I watched. The chairman's daughter kept screaming. Closer and closer to me, closer and closer, all leaning on me. Suddenly, a particularly frightening picture appeared on the TV. The chairman's daughter screamed and pounced on me. It was as if a bulldozer had pressed over me. I rolled my eyes and fainted. The chairman's daughter weighs more than two hundred pounds, and I really can't bear it. I was carried to the hospital by the chairman's daughter. It took a while to rescue it. From then on, I stayed away from the chairman's daughter and never dared to be with her again.?

3. The brother-in-law came to Starbucks for a blind date, and Aunt Liu told the brother-in-law: "That little girl has a water spirit, and her skin is like mutton fat white jade, and it can be broken by blowing bombs!" After returning from the blind date the next day, the brother-in-law was dejected, and Aunt Liu asked: "What's wrong, are you not satisfied?" The brother-in-law shook his head: "Not long after I sat down, she slapped me and left." Aunt Liu was very surprised and asked, "Why?" The brother-in-law said: "In fact, they all blame me, I really can't help but blow her a little, and drop a layer of powder!" ”

4. A nun had not tasted meat for a long time, so she put on a wig and went to the restaurant. After the dish came up, the nun shouted: "Manager, how come the braised pork I ordered has so many pig hairs?" Then the store manager came out of the back room with a machete in his hand. The nun immediately lowered her voice and said, "Manager, I mean there are pig hairs on this braised pork, which means that you are real pork, not fake pork, and you have not been deceived by us." The store manager looked at it and said, "Big brother, this is Ginger!" ”

5. During the lunch break, the female colleague whispered, "Brother, let's have an appointment tonight, pretending to be the kind." I was indifferent, and the female colleague said: "It is not okay to give money, 300 an hour, my mother introduced me to the blind date, you pretend to be my boyfriend." "300 an hour, which is higher than the salary for a day at work, I promised to come down." In the evening, I came to the restaurant as promised, and there was only one female colleague and no blind date. The female colleague said we ate first. She ordered Western food and red wine, which was delicious, but until after eating, I still didn't see the blind date, and I weakly asked: "He didn't come, it's none of my business, 300 hours, no problem!" The female colleague glanced at me and suddenly asked, "Brother." Otherwise we fake the drama and really do it, and you will be my boyfriend. "The female colleague is very beautiful, I heard that there is a mine at home, but I still refused, I accompanied her to dinner for 2 hours, 600 yuan remuneration... She must not have wanted to give money anymore

6. Graduate students who graduated from college went to apply for programmers, and they promised to give graduate students an annual salary of 400,000. On the first day of work, the graduate student took a look at the project and said: I think your company is not suitable for me, I still leave my job!! The supervisor was confused and did not understand why he left his job as soon as he joined the company. Then the supervisor asked the graduate student: Can you tell me why? The graduate student said: Your code, there is a Buddha statue living in it, I can't figure it out.

7. The mother-in-law carefully selected and finally found a good object for the sister-in-law. Mother-in-law: "He has 5 million savings, and he promises to love you for 10,000 years!" "So the sister-in-law and the man got married!" After marriage, the man said: "The annual living expenses of the two of us are 500 yuan!" The sister-in-law almost went crazy at that time: "What? You said you had 5 million savings, and you said you wanted to love me for ten thousand years! Man: "Yes, 5 million deposits, divided into 10,000 annual flowers, isn't it 500 yuan per year?" ”

8. The company pays salary on the day, I am 11K per month, I transferred 10100 to my daughter-in-law, and there are 900 left, which feels very satisfied. I thought that my daughter-in-law would definitely call me to praise me for a while, but the daughter-in-law's phone did not come, and my sister-in-law called me: "Brother, you are really wonderful, too good..." I was a little confused, busy saying what. The sister-in-law said: "Brother, what are you pretending, didn't you just call me more than 10,000?" "Oops, Alipay transferred, lost the wrong call." I said, "You hurry up and turn me back, I'll use it urgently!" The sister-in-law froze for a moment and said, "Think beautiful!" He hung up the phone. After a while, the daughter-in-law called and urged: "Isn't it a salary today?" How not to see you transfer money. At that time, my scared legs were shaking, but it was okay, I had a high IQ, I had a clever move and said, "It's not convenient for me to transfer money, first give money to your sister, let her transfer it to you." She said what she meant. I said, "Turn your sister!" "Then she hung up the phone, and you said she understood?"

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