1. One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. Job

1. One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan and was ridiculed by the bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. The staff took the savings card and saw that the balance in the card was suddenly not calm, and the woman's card had more than ten million deposits. Subsequently, the attitude of the staff changed greatly, the title changed, and respectfully gave the woman 3 million. After the woman took out 700 yuan, she deposited the remaining money into the card. The staff did not dare to say anything, they could only do it, this is a VIP, ah, can not afford to offend.

2. The man is an Apple engineer with a 31-year-old deposit of 8000, and after a blind date, he flashed marriage, and I looked at his self-motivation. He works two jobs a month, and there is a sick old mother at home, and we share happiness and hardships. Two months after marriage, she was found to be pregnant, called her husband, and called her ex-boyfriend by mistake. The ex-boyfriend listened and said, "You come back, I'll be responsible, yesterday my dad said to buy me a Rolls Royce!!! "I fell into deep thought and didn't know what to choose.

3. I lived with the female neighbor next door for half a year and established a relationship. Yesterday we were idle and bored, and we both went to the playground to play. When we arrived, the female neighbor had to go to the haunted house to play, and we boldly chose the hellish haunted house. As a result, when I went in, I regretted it, and I was frightened and screamed. Halfway through, a ghost came out from behind the crowd and chased us all the way. The female neighbor couldn't bear it, and she took the ghost's hand and asked, "How much money do you spend a month, so hard?" The ghost was stunned at first, then turned around and left!

4. My mother always liked girls very much, and later dressed me up as a girl after I was born. Kindergarten is done with braids and a skirt and makeup. After half a year, I was afraid that it would affect my psychology, so I cut my hair short and put on my pants. When I went to kindergarten again, the boys at the same table saw me and began to cry. He cried and said, "Bai has liked you for so long..."

5. Worked in the electronics factory for two consecutive months, working overtime until 11:20 every day. Today I took a day off and went out for a walk in the afternoon and called my husband to ask what to eat. My husband said, "Today, I made Western food at home!" "I was very happy and couldn't wait to go home. As a result, when I arrived home, I found that a bowl of thin soup was this rare meal

6. A mentally disturbed patient walks upside down in the hospital. The doctor said, "Jack, stand up straight and walk, how tired it is to walk like this!" "He turned a deaf ear and still went his own way. The doctor asked, "Why did you make such a strange move?" As he walked backwards, he said, "I'm walking this way to look different from other patients and stop people seeing me as mentally ill." ”

7. The mother-in-law died early, and the brother-in-law had an Oedipus complex and made a girlfriend who was 20 years older than him. When I went out this night, I also needed a key, and I said that I might come back a little late, for fear of disturbing everyone's rest. Then the old man handed over the key to the family's electric car. I was just about to open my mouth to remind me, when suddenly the old man quietly pinched me. I was afraid of being ugly, and I closed my mouth and did not dare to cry out in pain!

8. My son got a cold and told me to buy him a frozen drink to drink, and if I didn't buy it, he cried his nose there. I squatted down and advised him: You think about it in a different position, if you are a father, I am a son, I have a cold, and I still have to drink a frozen drink, you know that drinking this thing will aggravate the cold, what should you do? The son listened, immediately stopped crying, and thought about it solemnly. Then, a sharp slap on my nose: Do you dare to drink it? bastard!

9. After dinner, I brushed the dishes and washed the chopsticks, my son cleaned up the table, and my wife put on the mask. I asked my son: Your mother and I are planning to have a second brother, do you want a brother or a sister? The son did not hesitate: brother! I laughed: Why? Son: After giving birth to a younger brother, the three of us will do housework and serve one woman, and if we have another sister, we will serve two women!

10. The little uncle has wanted to be the boss since he was a child, and his dream is that he can go to the street to set up a stall in the future. After the mother-in-law knew, she scolded him: "In the future, you are not allowed to say that you are setting up a stall, you are not out of the house!" If someone asks again, you will say that when you grow up, you will go abroad to study and go to a prestigious university! Later, someone asked the little uncle: "What will you do when you grow up?" The little uncle replied: "Go abroad to study, go to a prestigious university!" The man asked, "What about after graduating from college?" The little uncle gave the man a blank look and said, "Set up a stall!"

11. I want to go on a business trip to the headquarters of the old pole mother, and I took a taxi from the female driver to the airport. Just happened to meet waiting for the red light, the female taxi broke and scolded a Santana in the next lane. The car next door ignored her, and as a result, she ran out of the car and kicked and made trouble, which stunned me. Finally she returned to the car at the green light, and I asked in doubt, and the car did not grab the lane to block the road or anything. The female driver said: That's my husband, he ignored me for two days!

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