1. My cousin just entered the cave room on the first night of his new marriage and was admitted to the hospital the next day. I went to see him with a gift, my cousin's ass was injured, and my cousin was standing in front of the hospital bed, seeing the petite face behind me

1. My cousin just entered the cave room on the first night of his new marriage and was admitted to the hospital the next day. I went to see him with a gift, my cousin's ass was injured, my cousin was standing in front of the hospital bed, and when he saw me, he went out with a shy face, and when no one was there, I asked my cousin, "What are you doing?" Cave flower candle night fight? Cousin: "When she woke up this morning, she found that there was one more person in the bed, and she kicked me out without even thinking about it, and fell out of bed.

2, Dad is also a talent, really laughed at me. On the twenty-fifth anniversary of my parents' marriage, my father gave my mother a ring, and my mother showed off everyone. Early yesterday morning, my mother roared and asked where my father had gone. I shook my head and said I didn't know, and when I asked, I knew that my mother had gone to the market yesterday morning to buy a chicken. See a copper ring of chicken feet, buckle down to a look, and dad sent the "ring" exactly the same!?

3. Once I met a person on the road, and wrote in chalk on the ground, I am so hungry, ask a kind person to give me money to buy some food. I turned my head and left, and in a moment I brought six steamed buns over. The buddy looked at me and barely ate it. After eating, I got up and left, I followed behind, and when he finished writing in another place, I went to buy six more. When I put the bag in front of him, I will never forget the look in his eyes for the rest of my life..?

4. Son: Dad, why is the sea blue? I thought for a moment: because there are fish. Son: Why is it that any fish is blue? I patiently explained: because fish will spit bubbles! The son broke the casserole and asked the end: Why is the fish spitting bubbles blue? Me: Blue Blue BlueBlue sounds when fish spit bubbles!

5. Just started to work, the first time to pay wages. The next day at work, I want to buy a bottle of the drink I want for a long time to entertain myself, but think about it: I only earn more than ten yuan a day, and it costs a few dollars to buy a drink, which is not cost-effective, and I will go out to play when I can't go to work. When I don't go to work on the weekend, I think again: I haven't made any money today, buy a fart! So I packed a bottle of water and went out to play. So, Di Si slowly practiced!

6. When we were in school, it was particularly difficult to pick a few pieces, and there was no electric bell. The only way to inform students is for the principal to strike a steel plate hanging from a tree with a hammer. I actually stole it and sold it. This was told to the family by the principal, and I remember that day I was beaten by my father! Fortunately, the principal stopped Dad in time. Since then, I have been given a task of managing the teachers and students of the whole school, standing at the door of the office and shouting: "~ Class~!

7. Last night, I worked late with my female colleagues, worried that it was not safe for female colleagues to go home alone, so I drove her back. When passing by a bathing center, a female colleague lowered her head and whispered to me: How much is it to take a bath here? I quickly said: I don't know, I haven't been there. The female colleague listened and threw a look of approval at me. When I got downstairs to the female colleague, the female colleague invited me to sit at her house, and I said: It's not early, I won't go, I have to hurry back to take a shower and go to sleep. The female colleague said shyly: My family also has a water heater, you can wash it at my house, the time is not early, or stay at my house overnight, right? I refused, I still have to hurry home to play the game, net delay my efforts!

8, high school lesbians asked me to decorate her new house, and after she went out to work, she left me alone in her house. After the renovation was completed, I saw that there was a USB stick on the table, so I took it and opened it, and there were many photos of her when I was in high school. It seems that she must have had a crush on me before, but I didn't know until now that there was really no reason! Look, there are a lot of photos of me with her when I was in high school, look at the look, she may have had a crush on me before, but unfortunately now I know that there is really no reason.

9. The roommate's confession to the school flower was once again ruthlessly rejected. I invited him to a food stall for a drink, and he cried and said, "Do you know how hard I work for her?" Then I saw a husky trying to jump on the back of the great white dog. But the husky failed again and again, and rushed around the big white dog. I pointed to the dog and said: Some things are not done by effort alone... Before he could finish speaking, the big white dog lay down, and his roommate cried even more!

10, fight for a night without sleeping, scratch her itch, I thought I would be rewarded in the morning, but I was beaten up again, she blamed me for scratching her, other places are fine, mainly on the face can not see people! Now it's good, the great listed company, I am alone in management, and there is no one to share it for me, it is really deserved! I shouldn't have made a fuss with her in the first place, and I would have eaten soft rice hard to see the devil!

11. When I got home, my friend told me to play a black game. The son was bored and wanted to play with the children, and I agreed when I didn't have time to pay attention. In the middle of the battle, a little friend suddenly knocked on my door and said to me: Uncle, your son is going to hit a father. I scolded my son secretly, gave him some candy, and sent him away. After a while, the son came back with his bleeding arm: Dad, I want Band-Aid, why do you give people candy?

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