1. The company arranged me and a female colleague to travel on business, on the way her husband kept calling me, I did not answer once. When I got to the hotel, he called me again, and I had no choice but to connect.

1. The company arranged for me and my female colleagues to travel on business, and her husband kept calling me on the way, and I didn't answer once. When I got to the hotel, he called me again, and I had no choice but to connect. He said, "Brother, I know you're on a business trip with my daughter-in-law, and I tell you that my daughter-in-law sleeps and snores and grinds her teeth. I said, "Brother, don't worry, it's all right!" Her husband said, "You, I am at ease, I am not at ease with my daughter-in-law." The next day, I called my eldest brother back and said, "Brother, my sister-in-law doesn't grind her teeth or talk about dreams. "One sentence annoyed him, saying that he would go back and beat me." I wondered, isn't the communication very good, how can you suddenly hit someone, do you say he is sick?

2. My sister is divorced, temporarily living in my house, one day she brought a girlfriend back, this girlfriend is really very beautiful, I was stunned, my sister pulled me aside, smiled and asked me, how is her girlfriend? Do you want her to match us? I quickly nodded and said, as long as you succeed in letting her be with me, I promise you what conditions you mention, my sister asked me to give him a deposit of 500 yuan first, I didn't say a word, directly transferred 500 yuan to her, forgot, my sister immediately took out two movie tickets from her pocket to give me, let me ask her girlfriend to go to the movie, when I went out with my sister's girlfriend, my sister said in the back, after watching the movie, hurry home, your husband is still waiting for you at home?

3. When it was just dark, I passed by a residential area, and a muscular man came across from me, and suddenly began to cough, and then four or five men came over, and they also coughed uniformly. I was suddenly a little nervous, are they talking about the secret code? Wouldn't you want to rob? Isn't that a robbery? I was a little scared, and I didn't dare to run until I walked to the place where they started coughing, and I coughed too, who put the peppers in the stir-fry so choked!

4. The brother-in-law quit his white-collar job and returned to his rural hometown to raise sheep. That time, when the brother-in-law went to the mountain to herd sheep, he shouted on the mountain: "The wolf is coming!" When the villagers heard this, they took their hoes and scythes and went to the mountains to save him, and no wolves all left angrily. The next day, the brother-in-law shouted again, and the villagers still had nothing after going up the mountain. A few days later, the brother-in-law shouted again, and the villagers thought he was lying, and this time no one went up the mountain. Then, the brother-in-law excitedly took out the mushrooms, artemisia annua, balls, wide powder, and kelp that had been prepared long ago!

5. Yesterday a female colleague in the office brought her five-year-old son to the company, and after a while the little guy ran up to me and took out fifty cents: "No! This money is for you, I will support you! At that time, I cried and laughed: "Why do you want to take care of me?" The little guy said, "Others say you learn best here, and people are still beautiful!" "I said that my heart was beautiful, and I took the money happily, ready to buy him some delicious food after the work at hand." As a result, the child snapped his bag at me: "Give me today's homework!" "I'm going...

6. Eat takeout in the company pantry, and the girlfriend drops the bowl and goes outside! I was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked him: "Where are you going, I haven't finished eating yet, wait for me." As a result, my girlfriend turned back to the stool and stared at me and said, "There is not enough storage space, you need to delete the residual files, are you going?" "After saying that, I ran away without looking back... I thought for ten seconds before I reacted!

7. The house was demolished, and I finally didn't have to struggle, so I worked as a security guard in our community. Every day, I don't have anything to do with the big aunt downstairs and tell them interesting things. After a few days of talking, I was blocked by a few old men and had to beat me. The leading uncle, who was the leader, said to me viciously: These little old ladies, just listen to your boy's bragging, and they will not go home to cook at any point!

8. My boyfriend and I went to work, and when I met a big man on the road, my boyfriend greeted me warmly, and then I asked: Who is he? The boyfriend said: Our canteen uncle! I teased: look at you greeting so warmly, I thought you were the financial director that! The boyfriend said: Are you realistic? Can the canteen uncle give you more food, and can the financial director send you more money? Me: I was speechless.

9. My son is in the sixth grade of elementary school this year, the school is not open, and he is still taking online classes at home. The English teacher asked them to record a video of the recitation of the text and upload it to her, and my son couldn't help but laugh for a while every time he videotaped. But it doesn't matter, after recording, just edit the place in front of the laughing field. But today, I also wanted to laugh when I saw the funny look of my son's laughing field, and when he didn't laugh and recited the text in a serious way, I couldn't stop laughing... Calming down, diverting attention, and after everything was normal, as soon as we picked up the phone, we both started laughing non-stop, and a 7-minute video took more than two hours to record.

10. Took two bottles of Wuliangye and two Hibiscus Kings and went to meet the future father-in-law and mother-in-law. When I arrived at my girlfriend's neighborhood, I suddenly saw an aunt fall to the ground. I immediately put down the gift in my hand and rushed over to help her up. While covering her waist, she said, "The young man's heart and eyes are really good, aren't you afraid that I will make you?" I said calmly: "I met my future father-in-law and mother-in-law for the first time today, and your daughter said to let me always pay attention and be highly vigilant, from the moment I entered the community, the test for me began..."

11. In the morning of this morning, I saw my colleague wearing a watch on his hand, which was particularly beautiful. I asked: This watch is very good, where to buy it? Colleagues said: No money, this is a prize. I said: What activity is obtained? Colleagues said: Race, three people race, I run brother one. I said, "Who are those two?" The colleague said: Chase me and a lost watch. #Funny Moment #Funny Funny Paragraph ##搞笑幽默趣闻 #