1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, still looks charming, or the financial director of a company, there are many single men are admired

1, my wife went abroad, there are two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, looks still charming, is still the financial director of a company, there are many single men who love my mother-in-law and want to pursue her. One day the chairman of our company came up to me and said she was divorced and asked me when I was going to get divorced and she was going to marry me. I cried and laughed and said, my wife and I have a very good relationship, why should I get a divorce? The chairman sighed and said, I know you can't look at me, then I will bury this love in my heart, this burial is so many years! I asked the chairman, is her husband the chairman of another company? In fact, my mother-in-law was the financial director of your ex-husband's company, and since you have divorced him, I think he and my mother-in-law are a good match. The chairman nodded thoughtfully, smiled and said, this is very good, I do have a guilty heart for my husband, if he can be with your mother-in-law, then I will be at ease.?

2, the sister-in-law hated to abandon her brother to open The Maiten, and an old man who drove a BMW 525 got along. My brother went on a business trip and put his little niece in my house. Last night I put my phone in the living room to charge it and then took a shower. After taking a shower, I wanted to get my phone, and suddenly, there was a power outage... After a while, the little niece surnamed Fen ran over. She shouted at me: Auntie, your xiaomi phone is so hot, I watered it to cool down...

3. During military training, the training of dismantling and loading guns, and also held competitions. Both men who disassembled and assembled were good to play, and were blindfolded. When I was disassembled and reassembled, I made it bad and put a small part of Li Qiang in Wang Wei's place. Soon after, Li Qiang took one more part and smeared it on the gun, where was it not installed? Wang Wei took a gun and smeared it on the ground, where did the parts go? If the instructor couldn't help but laugh, they would probably all faint.

4, the girl went to a game company to do the front desk after graduation, and she found a boyfriend there. On this day, the company was on vacation, and the girl took her boyfriend back to her hometown. After the family met, Grandma asked: Boy, what do you do? The boy said proudly: Grandma, I am an IT worker. Grandma listened to the muttering: How can there be such an unlucky industry, and the scolds are stronger than this!

5, the old sister of the year, in school how to say is also a flower, fascinated by thousands of beautiful boys. But now the elder sister has entered the grave of love, and the weight is growing day by day. That day, my brother-in-law came to our house for dinner, and my father pulled my brother-in-law to drink a few drinks, and as a result, my brother-in-law's alcohol intake was not enough. He put his arm around his father and said, "Dude, I'm going to return the goods, your daughter has only been fat for a few years." After saying that, I suddenly swept to the side of the shock and said: It is okay to change the goods! The next day, looking at the expressionless old sister, there was only one sentence left: I drank too much, and I didn't know anything.

6. Work in the company and successfully chase beautiful colleagues. The daughter-in-law liked the little boy very much and thought of getting married and having a son. After marriage, we had a daughter, and I was full of joy, but my daughter-in-law was a little unhappy. I comforted: the children are the same, and now it is not open to the second child. It wasn't yesterday that my daughter-in-law gave birth again, and it was a pair of twin daughters, and I was very happy standing outside the door. Afraid that the daughter-in-law was not happy, I wanted to comfort her, but I didn't expect that I had not yet opened my mouth, and the daughter-in-law pointed at me with tears in her heart and lungs and yelled: You were a scumbag in your last life!

7. Today, I took my sister, who had just turned 6, to the movie theater, and suddenly there was an inappropriate shot on the screen, and they threw their clothes under the window one by one. I nervously sneaked a peek at my sister's reaction. However, the situation was not as bad as I thought. Only to hear the sister say unconvincingly: Brother! Why can't they litter their clothes and I can't?

8, dating a boyfriend is a mommy boy. Last time I accidentally put oil on my body, he asked me to wash it with dish soap. Then, two days ago my roommate's nail polish was sprinkled on my feet, my shoes and socks. I asked him, "Is there any other trick to wash off the nail polish from your socks?" The goods said: "Last time, my mother taught me, I don't wear nail polish, and then, my mother didn't teach me." ”"

9, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

10. After graduation, I entered Amazon as a programmer, because I often stayed up late and had very few hairs. Usually after work, I used to eat a late-night snack in a small shop. Yesterday I went a little late, the owner packed up and prepared to close the door, but he still made me a fried rice noodle. I looked at my phone at three o'clock in the morning and sighed, "We are all the same toil." "After checking out, I leisurely rode home in the battery car. At this time, the shop owner drove past me, waved at me, and there was the song in the car: "We are not the same, we are not the same..."

11. A purebred pit bull came to our back porch and made it his home. The husband felt that the owner of the dog must be very anxious, so he wrote a notice and prepared to post it in the community's lost and found column. He wrote it this way: Pit Bull, male, 8 months old, collarless, very gentle, found on so-and-so road. But I'm afraid that revealing too many details will make some outlaws take advantage of it. So at my insistence, my husband rewrote the notice: Guess what I picked up?

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