1, the brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, is a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" ”

1, the brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, is a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" The brother-in-law said: "Alas, it was in 2007, when I was just a small contractor, taking more than a dozen people to work at the Shanghai construction site, and then things on the construction site gradually became familiar." I couldn't wait to ask, "And then you're fighting?" The brother-in-law slapped me on the back of the head and said: "Don't interject, then I took over a construction site, after the matter was done, the developer did not have money to check out the house at that time, the house was cheap, the black-hearted developer took 20 suites in Pudong, Shanghai mortgaged to me, and then the house price rose sharply, I had money!" ”

2, the university just opened a few days ago, because the dormitory has no Internet, everyone goes to the Internet café, I might as well like the Internet café environment too much. Since I didn't have a dorm network, I asked my classmates to go to the Internet café to copy the game back. Take away the USB stick, happy to return to the night, and when I come back in the morning, I ask: What did you copy? A: Everything on the computer has come down. I was shocked: my USB stick is only 4G! So open the computer, insert the USB stick, and look at the shortcuts that fill the screen.

3、 .? One day after school, my son got into a fight with his classmates, got his head broken, and then went to the hospital. In the hospital, the son said to his father: I want to be a hero in the future! Father said: Heroes start from small things, see the grandmother fall to help, see the robbery on the road to stop, bump into the bank gangsters to rush up to fight, understand? The son nodded and smiled stupidly: "Got it!" The father did not laugh, but just held the paternity test document hidden behind him tighter!

4. The young master of the rich family threw the resignation letter to the chairman's desk: I want to resign! Regal: Why? Is it because the 50W salary I gave you is too low? Young Master: No! Regal went on to ask: Is that because there is too little time to play 12 hours a day? Young Master: Not this either! The rich man wondered: Then why did you resign? Young Master: That's because my wings are hard.

5. Tonight a man came out of the KTV and happened to run into the boss's Jaguar passing by. The driver rolled down the window and said there was no one in the car and was going to take the man home. The man hurriedly sat down in the co-pilot's seat, and returned to the community where he lived in the envious eyes of passers-by. After jaguar left, the man quickly called a Didi, ran two stops, returned to KTV, and rode back to the broken bicycle he had placed at the door.

6. Today is my brother day when my husband and I work in Futukang. After 12 hours of work, I came home very tired and I didn't want to eat. My husband didn't want to go out of the kitchen, so he threatened me and said, "If I don't cook anymore, I'll go out to eat!" I said, "Wait a minute, just two minutes." The husband asked happily, "What to do so fast?" Me: "I'll go change my clothes and go with you." ”

7. Soon after getting married, I wanted to dedicate a handful of courtesy and made six dishes and one soup at a time. After a while, the in-laws and husbands returned from work. Then, my mother-in-law tasted the fried kelp I made with leeks. She said to her father-in-law: Old man, my sister invited us to eat a buffet, how did you forget! The two of them smiled and left. When my husband and I went to the ramen restaurant downstairs, I had a reunion noodle with my in-laws...

8, on a business trip home to see my wife and the next door Lao Wang sleeping together, suddenly out of breath, wrestling with Lao Wang, my wife saw the situation and Lao Wang beat me together, which made me heartbroken. Suddenly the son kicked open the door and shouted: Daddy! I'll help you!! A warm current rushed into my heart, but before I could say yes, my son knocked me unconscious.

9. I am an ordinary employee on Foxconn's assembly line. At 6 o'clock this morning, I called my boss on my mobile phone to ask for leave: I just slept to my feet and couldn't go to work. Boss: What's going on? Me: Fell off the balcony and found that nothing had happened. Boss: Since it's okay, you have to come to work, otherwise I will fine you 18,000. I went on to say: I thought it was amazing, so I adjusted it again!?

10. The husband died of a sudden heart attack when climbing the mountain, and the mother-in-law could not accept the white-haired person to send the black-haired person, drank paraquat and committed suicide, leaving a legacy of 1.2 million yuan. The father-in-law married a wife who was 25 years younger than himself and gave birth to a son. Today the little uncle's birthday, I specially ordered a big cake. The little uncle ate the cake with relish while thoughtfully saying, "I know why my birthday is Sunday." Curiously, I asked, "Why?" The little uncle said seriously: "Because my mother can't go to work on Sundays, she has time to give birth to me." ”

11. I couldn't make money in Huaqiang North, and I went to Shanghai to develop when I was young. Call your mother when you come home for the New Year. Me: Mom, I'm going home for the New Year in a few days, do you want a gift? Mom: I don't want anything this year, I'd be happy if I could bring my daughter-in-law home. By the way, if you can't bring it back, you don't want to go home this year. I:......

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