1, there is a widow in our unit, very good figure, mature and charming, very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said that widows were looking for widows

1, there is a widow in our unit, very good figure, mature and charming, very charming. A lot of divorced men are pursuing her. But she didn't want any. She said that widows were looking for widows, and divorced men she did not look up to. One day the unit sent me and her on a business trip. I asked the leader why he didn't send a man to go on a business trip with me, and the leader said that everyone had more work at hand. Only the two of you have been doing less recently, so it's just the two of you. As a result, she got entangled with me and wanted to be my girlfriend.?

2. A girl who works in life insurance and likes to sell champions. At the instigation of my colleagues, I came to her table: I like you very much, is it okay to be my girlfriend? The female colleague looked at the colleagues around her and said shyly: "Well, I've liked you for a long time too!" I immediately wrapped my arms around her and said: Then we don't distinguish each other, your 1 million list, I have pried again. The female colleague got angry: Roll! I laughed and said, "Look at you, how can you hate because of love!" It's all family!

3. Xiaoming punctured his foot when he was working at the construction site and went to the hospital to break the cold. The doctor at the hospital was a nearly sixty-year-old uncle who asked Xiaoming to take off his shoes and socks to look at the wound. The moment Xiaoming took off his shoes, Duoyouren felt that the air in the room had changed. After reading it, the doctor said to the nurse, "No, I'm going to take a few days off, this smell makes me confused, my eyes hurt, and the back of my head hurts." ”

4, when I was a child, I often bullied the classmates in the class, and when I grew up, I didn't lose the original, I was a real woman, but there was no object. My cousin is different from a weak girl, timid and afraid of falling since she was a child, and I usually protect her. Today my cousin came to play with me, and I laughed at how old she was and couldn't ride a bicycle. Mom directly changed her face: your cousin can't ride a bicycle, but when she went to school, every day there were handsome guys riding and carrying her, just because she couldn't ride, she earned money early to buy a BMW M3, so your cousin was the winner in life...

5, this day my cousin suddenly asked me: "Brother, you are not young, I have a girlfriend, people are very gentle and have never talked about love and look beautiful, or I will introduce you to it?" I said, "Old sister, didn't you say before that I couldn't beat your girlfriend's crooked idea?" The cousin said with a look of chagrin: "This slut, who owes me money and does not pay it back, I let her marry a man who is lazy and hungry and has many problems, it is better to live than to die!" "I'm speechless!

6. I majored in nursing in college, and there was a child from the countryside in my class, and I was particularly impressed! Especially hearing her say that her grandparents were particularly good surgeons, and the relevant experience she learned from her elders. One day, the class needed to be practical, and the teacher kept praising her for her excellent operation! The teacher asked her curiously: Do you have a family background in learning so well? As a result, the students were amused by her answer, and she said: "Yes, my grandparents kill pigs!"

7, recently after work, every day rubbing the female boss's car, all for a month, every time I sit in the back seat, not my shelf is big, but afraid of people gossiping. Today I proposed to rub the car again, and then sat in the back seat, the landlady suddenly got angry, opened the car door and sat down in the back seat, and said breathlessly: "Who is the boss... Are you going to drive? "I'm embarrassed to sit in the driver's seat, I can't drive." But I am also a person with a quick wit, I got out of the car and started pushing from the back, I forced the female boss's car from the company back home, I visually measured, at least 120 meters.

8. Today, the manager suddenly talked to me: Xiao Wang, you have been in the company for a few months, and your performance is good. But recently many colleagues have reported to me that there is a problem with the tone of your speech, and I hope you will correct it. I nodded and returned to my seat, thinking that I had been careful in the company, would this offend people? Is this the workplace? Is the post-90s so unpopular? The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, so I peeled a garlic and chewed it up.

9, the Spring Festival is coming, and it is the peak season of the annual blind date, today I accompany Fa Xiao to go on a blind date. We arrived at the agreed location, half an hour's time for dinner, and the girl threw up three times. Fa Xiao said: Are you unwell? Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: I'm fine, and then confirm with you, the BMW at the door is not yours? Fa Xiao: Yes! Girl: Let's move on to dinner!

10, the recent double 11 discount is very large, a momentary impulse to buy a folding mobile phone on the Internet, the result just got the hand on the problem. Bargaining with the merchant finally agreed to give the return. Excitedly, I hurried to flip the box to find the filling to send back. Two regiments of newspapers filled the box. The transparent glue was wrapped in several layers, and the sweaty head finally fiddled with it. After 30 minutes, the courier was taken away, and when I closed the door, I looked back and almost didn't cry. The box was taken away, and the phone was still on the table.

11. Go to my girlfriend's neighborhood and ask her to go to the movies with her, and I wait for her in a vacant lot. Suddenly, a car came over, and the driver rolled down the window, smiled at me, and said: Hi! Good evening! My mind was racing, this is to tickle me, I should do it, he waited and told me to get in the car or not. I was struggling, and he said: Auntie, this is my parking space, please let me let go, let me park the car inside!

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