1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, mine

1, my wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. A female colleague with a good relationship in the company recently took maternity leave to raise a fetus at home. On the weekends I bought a lot of supplements to visit her at her house, and her mother-in-law was happily stewing soup in the kitchen. I helped her fold her clothes, found that her autumn pants had a few holes, and threw them in the trash. The female colleague quickly picked it up, and I couldn't help but say to her: Can you wear this autumn pants like this? The female colleague laughed and said: You don't understand this, last time my mother-in-law saw my torn autumn pants and privately gave me a big red envelope!?

3. The rich second generation roommate has never been in love, and after the crush on the colonel, he will write a love letter every night. After a month of persistence, a large pile of love letters, the roommate could not bear to confess. When he returned, his roommate held a love letter and his expression was lost. I just wanted to comfort him, and my roommate said: Hey, white wrote, she only read the first page and agreed.?

4, the local tycoon liked a Haidilao waiter. The waiter said to the local tycoon who had been pursuing her: "As long as you transfer 1 million to me, I will be your wife!!!! The local tycoon couldn't believe that this was true and asked, "Really?" It's okay to give you 5 million. Waiter: "I think it's true!!!! The local tycoon immediately transferred 5 million to the waiter, and then said: "Talk to count!!!! The waiter smiled and said, "Of course!!!! Then he handed a rag doll to the local tycoon. The local tycoon asked doubtfully, "What is this?" Waiter: "This is my wife who made you a stitch and a thread!!!! ”

5, having two sons is not like me at all, it is simply a replica of my husband. Doesn't it mean that daughters are like dads and sons are like moms? Complain to your husband: My son is so much like you, it is not normal! The husband raised his head: Classmate, if my son is not like me, it is not normal! Turning his head to look at his sons, he smiled and said: You see we are three, and we don't need to do a paternity test!

6. WatchING TV in the living room with my daughter, and my husband plays black games in the bedroom. I was suddenly a little thirsty, and I didn't want to move, so I called out to my husband: Honey, bring me a bottle of drink. My husband came out of the room and got me a bottle and hurried back. At this time, my six-year-old daughter also shouted: Daddy, I want to drink too. The husband did not have a good airway: take it yourself! The daughter was immediately stunned, and thoughtfully said: Husband, I want to drink too.

7, the daughter-in-law wants to fool her husband, leaving a note: I have had enough with you! I'm leaving! Then hide under the bed to observe the husband's reaction. The husband came home and saw the note, sang and danced, changed his clothes, and called: Baby, the ladies are finally gone, and it is really blind to marry her, you wait for me, I will go to see you immediately! Boom! Close the door and go! The wife did not expect this to be the case, grief-stricken, crawled out from under the bed, ready to pack up and leave home, watching her husband write under his note: You idiot, I have seen your feet, I went out to buy you an old brown sugar icon!

8, because single, friends are very anxious for me, just give me a trick, at night, go to the square to dance with the aunt, after mixing with them, it is likely that the girlfriend, niece, niece, introduce to you I will try it, don't say that there is really an effect, today there are really a few aunts asked me, there is an object! And then said, yes! A big boss dancing square dance, should not find a girlfriend!?

9, the company came to a rich post-00 intern, after work in the evening we went to the city's largest bar to play. The post-00s drank hi and said wildly: I will pay for all the costs tonight! Colleagues are in high spirits, and the post-00 interns have decided not to pull back. Later, after he woke up drunk, the boy looked at the bill of 200,000 yuan and wanted to cry without tears. The bar owner came up to the intern and said: No money to put anything on it? The intern cried and said: I will brush your cup to pay off the debt, right? The bar owner said angrily: Not only brushing cups, but also housework you have to take care of all! The intern nodded and said, "Got it, Dad."

10. Published rental information on the Internet to rent out my house. Soon someone came to see the house, a young couple. But they also had a small child, and I was afraid that the child would dirty the wall, so I simply refused. After a while, someone knocked on the door again, but there was no one who had made an appointment to see the house today? With a puzzled mood, I opened the door, it was the couple's child, only to hear her say, "I didn't bring a child, I only brought two adults." ”

11. On the prairie, Gray Wolf opened a cupping shop. One day, the brother who opened the business, Happy Sheep went to the store to celebrate. Because this was a cupping of the Fire by the Happy Goat Brother, some worried questions asked: "Gray Wolf, is it safe for you to cup the can?" Gray Wolf said with particular confidence, "Safety! Definitely safe! See that bottle of fire extinguisher in the corner? Wait a minute, if it burns up, my brother can put out the fire in a moment! ”

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