1. Each human eye contains only one pupil, a total of two pupils; while pippi shrimp has six pupils, that is to say, each eye has three pupils. So human vision is binocular,

1. Each human eye contains only one pupil, a total of two pupils; while pippi shrimp has six pupils, that is to say, each eye has three pupils. Therefore, human vision is binocular, and the vision of Phi Phi shrimp is six purposes! So their vision is more accurate!

2, early in the morning girlfriend with a look of chagrin to get up, and then eat. I saw it and asked him what had happened. Girlfriend: "Last night I dreamed that my male god took me to eat crayfish, and he personally peeled shrimp for me, when the alarm clock rang!" Me: "What a shame. The girlfriend continued, "But isn't it! What a great crayfish, didn't taste a bite! ”

3, my brother came to my house for dinner, dinner I prepared crayfish. During the meal, the 8-year-old son bit off the shrimp head. I yelled at my son: "Shame on the waste, eat the shrimp head!" Frightened, the son chewed and swallowed the shrimp head, choking to tears. My brother, also trembling with fright, picked up the shrimp head he had thrown away and looked at it. Then put it in my son's bowl and say, "Well, don't waste it!" ”

4, once, my wife suddenly said to me: "I want to go on a trip once during the holidays." I said, "Why spend that wrongful money and buy a travel magazine." Eye-opening and money-saving. Well, don't think about it, go buy vegetables and cook. She immediately replied, "Grocery shopping?" Why spend that unjust money, buy this recipe to see, isn't it also eye-opening and saving money? ”

5. Drive Bentley to a seven-star hotel for dinner and park in the parking lot. The security guard shouted, "Pour... pour... pour... Pour..." and slammed into the wall. I got out of the car and scolded: "You are blind, how do you command?" You don't see the wall? Security guard: "Boss, don't be angry!" I didn't let you fall, I commanded this car! "I actually commanded the car next door, so I gave the security guard 10,000 yuan in mental damage fees!"

6, if there is a contradiction with colleagues, first give way, self-reflection, and then spread out to talk about a clear understanding, your feelings, confusion, thoughts and so on. Also listen to each other's ideas and discuss how to solve it. Don't hold back your thoughts. You feel that the other party sb, maybe the other party in the heart of you are the sb. But in fact, you two are cute, but there are misunderstandings or simple disagreements. The conversation opened, better than anything.

7. My brother studied at Nankai University, which led to a female teacher becoming pregnant. After my sister learned about this, she went around talking nonsense in the community. The old mother scolded her: "A woman has to control her mouth, and it will be annoying to talk about it everywhere." Then my mother said to me, "You too, you have to keep your mouth shut." I immediately said, "What does it have to do with me, I didn't talk about it everywhere." My mother gave me a blank look: "Shut your mouth, you see how fat you are?" ”

8, once my boyfriend went to play badminton and was hit by a ball and injured one eye. The next day, just in time to meet my parents for the first time, on the way to the hotel, my mother said, "I can't wait to see which blind person will look at you." "When he appeared in front of my mother with a wounded eye and a one-eyed dragon, my mother couldn't stop laughing!

9, once Xiaoming Spring Festival by train home for the New Year, before going to bed, queuing up to go to the toilet, a man came out and threw his hands wildly, fell on Xiaoming's face with water, and coldly let Xiaoming think: "After going to the toilet, wash your hands and throw something blindly!" When Xiaoming finished going to the toilet, he suddenly found that there was no faucet in the toilet at all, and Xiaoming suddenly understood something

10, today my buddies and I paid a salary, and went to the Internet café to play the league together. It just so happened that the league had a raffle, and we were going to make ten consecutive shots by one, and I drew a bunch of rags. As a result, the buddies directly hit the dragon blind, which can't help but remind me of when we were young. We went out together that day and on the way he picked up ten bucks. To be honest, I wasn't jealous that it was fake, so I asked him to go to the commissary and buy some snacks for eight dollars. Just when I had some balance in my heart, the boss looked for him forty-two...

11, Zheng'er Bajing warns unmarried male compatriots, when you rush to get married to fall in love, you can do everything with the object of the show, don't show your cooking skills! Don't show your cooking! Cooking! I didn't know the depth of the blind show cooking, ten years, every time I come home there will always be a woman who prepares ingredients for you to cook!

12, since I became the director of the company, my wife has become more and more dissatisfied with me, and there is no happiness. My wife was clamoring to divorce me, packing up her things and going back to her mother's house, scolding while cleaning up: I was blind when I first saw you? I weakly replied: Are you ready to abandon people now? When you like people, you call people heart liver baby, don't like people call people donkey liver lungs, boo, people take small fists to hammer your chest... The wife burst into tears and laughed in an instant!

13, a budget a month to earn 600,000! I asked him how? He said that he worked twenty hours a day, stared at computer drawings and bidding documents, did the cost, inquired about the price ~ ~ ~ ~ and then blinded, the insurance company lost 600,000!

14, last night in the unit overtime, girlfriend's eyes into the ash, let me help her blow, I just blew 'huh!' Then there was a sudden power outage. Only to hear the girlfriend shouting: "Ah! My eyes, my eyes are blind, sister, you have bad breath, and then your bad breath is poisonous! "I was speechless, my face was full of black lines!"