Divorced female colleagues had to marry me, I thought she had an 8-year-old daughter, so her daughter came to me and talked: "Uncle, my mother is very beautiful, this is the truth." "I said yes. She said, "You."

Divorced female colleagues had to marry me, I thought she had an 8-year-old daughter, so her daughter came to me and talked: "Uncle, my mother is very beautiful, this is the truth." "I said yes. She said, "You just think I'm a drag bottle?" "I said yes. She suddenly sneered: "Uncle, you are so stupid, I am a girl, not a son, what are you worried about?" Don't look at me small, they all say that I am a beautiful embryo, and after 10 years, I will be a beautiful woman, and when I get married, you will have to receive a bride price. "I said yes. She continued: "If you find a first-time marriage, get married and have children now, and raise a child to 8 years old, it will cost you 100,000 yuan, not including your 8 years of anger because of children." You see you, married my mother, have a child, have a wife, how happy! "Not to mention, when I heard her say this, I was moved. She's 8 now, her mom is 35 and I'm 19. 10 years later I'm 29, she's 18 years old, and we don't seem to have a big gap in age. If I take good care of it, we should not feel violated when we are together, right?

2. My cousin couldn't stay idle, and every day after dinner, she would go downstairs for a walk. As soon as her cousin sat down, a group of children would surround her and ask her to tell the story. Until that day, my cousin was talking happily, and an old lady came over. She said to her cousin: Girl, why do you sit here alone every day? I haven't seen my cousin since that day.

3. Take the train back to my hometown, next to a beautiful girl, I want to talk and I am embarrassed, I can see that she also wants to talk to me! I plucked up the courage and asked her, where are you going? She said Shenzhen tourism, I said good luck, I also go to Shenzhen. Then she said that sleeping alone at night was afraid. I was excited, and if there was anything you needed help with, you said! She said, can you change seats with my husband, he's in the next car...

4. My girlfriend and boyfriend have been talking for almost two years and have been getting along well. On this day of dating, the boyfriend suddenly said to her: Honey, let's break up. The girlfriend cried and said: Why break up, where am I doing something bad? The boyfriend said: I'm afraid my parents know. The girlfriend slapped him angrily and said: You scumbag, I am not afraid of my husband to know, what are you afraid of!

5. My girlfriend and I are college classmates, she is very beautiful, she has a bit of a manly personality, and has also practiced sanda and taekwondo! She pursued me, and when she said I didn't agree, she beat me to compromise! Today, our marriage has been settled, the marriage certificate has been received, and I will eat at her house! Her parents looked at me quietly with loving eyes: Child, from today onwards, we are your mother's house. If you have been wronged, go home at any time, and your parents will make you food.

6. When I was in high school, I was a rich second generation at the same table, with a special skin, who basically skipped class every day. Our class teacher is a freshwoman who graduated from a freshwoman university this year, and he can't control him at all. One day he skipped class and was caught again, and the head teacher called him into the office and found her boyfriend there. The same table was a little nervous for a while, not knowing whether to call him a teacher or a teacher! Then I don't know how to blurt out: Husband! Then the same table watched the class teacher give her boyfriend a slap: Are you actually good at this mouthful?

7. The husband was hit by a car driving the President of Maserati and lost 5.4 million, my wife and I bought a villa, moved into the new home, my wife said to make more dishes to celebrate, so I went out to buy vegetables. Just after the rain to go to the market to buy vegetables, because there is dirty water on the road, I was reluctant to drive my car in, so I walked in and suddenly heard a pork stall owner shouting: "So tired!" So I walked over to comfort him: "Rest when you're tired, don't work too hard." He looked at me with wide eyes: "What do I boast about this rib about you?" "At that time, I ignored him and continued to walk with my mobile phone, which was really embarrassing!

8. After graduating from college, I earned a bucket of gold from my brother in my life, and immediately replaced my father with a new Apple 12 mobile phone. Dad was happy, but wouldn't use it. I downloaded a V-letter for him and taught him how to chat. When Dad learned, I pretended to be a stranger and added him, intending to fool Dad. After a few days of talking, he started talking to me about having an indisputable son. Alas, don't say it, say too much is tears!

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