1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I spoke

1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."

2. When I went to the unit to see that the president was beating his son, I quickly went to persuade him and asked: What bad thing did you do? The boy said: I sawed a tree branch to make a slingshot, and my father beat me. Me: You hit the glass with a slingshot. Boy: It's not done yet. I said to the president: Why did the child not do much bad things and fight so hard? The president trembled, gritted his teeth and said: He saw more than a million dragon horns that I bought from Ya Baigen...

3. After five years of talking about my first love, I broke up, but my relationship with my mother-in-law was still very good. Not long after, she introduced me to a younger sister, the daughter of her relatives. We had been dating for half a year, and today she took me home to meet my parents. She had a seven-year-old nephew in her family, and after we met, I gave a big red envelope. His mother said: Son, hurry up and thank your uncle. The boy said sensibly: Thank you uncle! His mother dragged him aside and whispered, "Why are you called uncle?" The boy muttered in disbelief: "Because people have given me money."

4. When we were young, we were little dogs in the eyes of our parents, cute and loved to let go. After going to school, I gradually began to grow free, eat a little to eat, pay tuition when I went to school, bite people outside, lose money and lose money, vaccinate people, beat me up after finishing things, and continue to grow free. Before the grade, it is forbidden to play with beautiful puppies, and when it reaches the grade, it is immediately required to go out and play immediately. If I don't take the initiative to look for it, she will start to contact me directly, whether I can see it or not.

5. When I was a child, there was a time when the teacher went to class and asked everyone to bring a ruler to class. Playing too crazy at noon will forget, and if you can't get it out of class in the afternoon, you will go to the playground to the penalty station. At that time, the taste of being alone in the hot sun was not to be mentioned. I had a cannon in my pocket and a hot head lit in the center of the playground! The name of the Great Thunder Gong is not built, and after a loud noise, everyone in the teaching building ran out of the classroom: That is called a spectacular, after drinking the tea in the principal's room, from this person to give the nickname "Lei Gong"!

6. My cousin works at the beauty salon and accidentally becomes pregnant with the boss's child, who has a family and cannot marry her. In order to let the child be born with a father, the cousin found an honest person to be a "receiver". One day at dinner with my cousin, she asked me, "Brother, do you think I'm green tea?" Curious, I asked, "What does green tea mean?" Cousin: "It's the kind of pretty looking but..." I: "You're not." Cousin: "You listen to me, it's the kind of beautiful looking..." I: "Needless to say, you certainly aren't." ”

7. The female manager made a mistake and was sent to the canteen by the chairman to help. Every time she cooked, she shook off the greens and gave me meat. I was overjoyed that the female manager actually looked at me at a glance, even if she had vision. One day I asked the female manager, "You always give me meat, do you have a crush on me?" Female manager: "The chairman has arranged, now the dish is more expensive than meat, we must grasp the measure!" ”

8. The sister-in-law who graduated from Shandong University went to work at Wanda Group, and reported that one day, his brother was hit by a rich woman who opened a Bentley on the road. The rich woman is very good, three or four times a day to visit in person, but also busy, her son every time he comes to buy a lot of milk and fruit nutrition products. After being discharged from the hospital, the sister-in-law and the rich woman's son had several meetings, and each time they rushed to pay, feeling that the boy was very good, so they established a relationship. After getting married, the sister-in-law learned that the boy had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was uncomfortable to have no money on him, and it was even more uncomfortable to have money to spend. The sister-in-law sighed: "Hey, how did I choose such a playboy!"

9. Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why are you paying so little for home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups! The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...

10. The second uncle bought a Volkswagen Sagittarius icon and asked me to sit in the co-pilot and teach him to drive. Under my command, the second uncle was on his way. As a result, on the way, the still charming aunt bumped her arm and dislocated the icon. Take my aunt to the hospital to pick up the bones, the doctor: "A little pain, bear with me." "Big Mom was frightened at that time and wouldn't let her live or die." Doctor: "You want to think of a way to divert her attention." The second uncle suddenly kissed the big mother, and the big mother was stupid, and gave the second uncle a slap. Second Uncle: "How?" Okay no. Doctor: "Don't need me, this slap bone has been taken back by itself." "#Funny Moment##年度搞笑名场面 #