1. A traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, and a man with a cigarette comes over and shouts: ''What else will you do besides the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|" The traffic police were furious

1. A traffic policeman is issuing tickets, and a man with a cigarette comes over and shouts: ''What else will you do besides the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|." "The traffic police are very angry, and the man continues: there is a kind of dragging away!" The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie, and when towing the truck, they kindly said to him: ''Come to the five brigades in the afternoon to deal with it!'" Man: "It's my bird business, the car is not mine!" After humming a little song, he rode away on the battery car.

2. In the evening, I asked my sister who had a crush for a long time to go for a walk. Suddenly, masked three gangsters rushed out and asked us to hand over the money. Fortunately, I practiced kung fu and knocked them over with a few punches. When they got back to the dormitory, all three of my friends were lying on the bed humming and saying, "Didn't you say you didn't want to nod your head?" You've been ruthless. ”

3. Sitting in the park playing a game, an old lady came over, the old lady: All right, you poor poor child, get some food for the child, right?? I gave the old lady a blank look: "Go aside, don't you see me busy!" Old lady: You see how pitifully the child is crying... Me: When he is tired of crying, he will not cry, you hurry up, don't bother me!! The old lady left in a daze, and said to herself as she walked: I have never seen such a cruel mother, and it doesn't matter if the child cries like that!! Just know how to play games!! ...... I went, I forgot, it was my girlfriend!!

4. Take a day off, please ask the factory director for approval! The next day, the man received a reply: "Disagree! The man had a clever move: "Change the disagreement to the consent!" "Just do it, and quickly change it." The man took the application for correction and went to the workshop director to apply for leave. Director: "There's something wrong with you!" Man: "What a problem, the factory director did not object!" Director: "If the factory director agrees, he will write: Agree!" But certainly will not write: disagree that that is impossible to drop! "#Funny Paragraph#"

5. I still remember that that was when my college entrance exam results came out. That night, I squatted on the ground and cried tearing my heart and lungs. That night, my mom was crying on the couch. That night, my father was drinking wine at the wine table, and he said, "Son, how did my grandfather not think that you actually did so badly, so don't continue to go on, help me take care of the branch at home." ”

6. I opened a wedding company and earned at least 30,000 yuan a month. Today my old classmates got married, and I personally went to officiate with them. I asked my old classmate and the bride: Who of you two chased first? The bride said with a big grin: Don't hide from everyone, I chased my husband first. Old classmate: When she chased me with a kitchen knife and ran around the street, instead of forcing me to be her boyfriend, in the end I still fell into her hands!

7. When I was in junior high school, I had a beautiful girlfriend when I first opened my heart. Once I went to look for her and saw her picking wildflowers in the forest. I crept over, hugged her, and said, "Hey, see where you're going!" Without thinking, a pair of large hands stretched out behind my back and lifted me up like a chicken. It turned out to be her father, and he was furious: the boy was sneaky and knew that you were going to do bad things. Praying mantis catching cicadas, yellow finches in the back ah...?

8. My friend picked up a wallet with a thousand dollars, a few cards and an ID card, and my friend returned it according to the address on the ID card. Unexpectedly, the ordinary girl on the ID card was very beautiful, and she still had a good feeling for her friends, and within a few days they were better, and we all said that our friends were lucky. However, the good times did not last long, and within half a month, let the husband beat him badly..."

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