1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, looking good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. I usually like to tease female colleagues, and every time I tease her, I am not angry, but I say: Hum, you are waiting for me. When I was about to leave work today, my female colleague came to me with a smile and asked: Brother, accompany me to meet a few friends after work. I said: Don't go, you find someone else, the female colleague saw the situation, took out 500 fast money and said: Accompany me, this money is yours. Looking at the face of the money, I reluctantly agreed. Then the female colleague took me to an alley near her house, followed by her two brothers. Surrounded me in the corner, the female colleague asked me: Would you like to marry me, I grew up so old who has seen this kind of formation, I feel a pang of fear in my heart, I remember to say in my mouth: I am willing I am willing. When her two brothers heard this, they were satisfied to put down the bricks in their hands, helped me and said: After that, it will be a family, go, go to my house for dinner. Emma, this revenge is also a little fierce.

3. I heard that the little brother who received the courier knocked someone into him, so I asked the little brother: What's going on? The little brother said with a look of chagrin: Yesterday to send a piece, the electric tricycle did not pull out the key, placed in the downstairs of the community, the car directly moved, hit a girl riding a bicycle. The funny thing is that the girl got up and slowly said: I haven't ridden a bike for several months, this will soon arrive home, and I was hit by an unmanned electric car...

4. Grandma is an elementary school teacher and I am her student. People in the class did not know, I often talked back with my grandmother in the class, the classmates all adored me, until one day, the grandmother was annoyed, let me go home and call my father, and then in front of the whole class, kicked us both together, my father wrapped his head and begged for forgiveness, crying old miserable... That semester, the whole class was good!

5. A girl had an urgent matter to get into a black car, and the driver said: "Now the black car is tightly caught, in case it is found that it is a friend." The girl said, "It's all right, just say I'm your daughter-in-law." Unfortunately, the car was stopped and inspected by the police, and the driver said: "This is my daughter-in-law." The girl said, "Husband, I'm getting off here, I didn't have any money with me, give me two hundred yuan, I went to the front market to buy something and then went home by myself." The driver helplessly took out two hundred yuan to give to the girl, crying and saying: "Wife come home early!" ”

6. The buddy called me to sing, and sang a love song with a flight attendant in the KTV, and suddenly received a call from my wife: "Husband, how much money do you have in your salary card?" Me: "350, what's the matter?" The wife was stunned: "I will save 650 yuan for you." Me: "Really, that's great. "Two minutes later, I sent a text message on my mobile phone to remind me: the bank card current balance is 1,000 yuan. However, five minutes later, a text message came: your final bank card withdrew 1,000 yuan, and the current balance was 0 yuan.

7. The mother-in-law just opened Alipay with her smartphone and received a 50,000 yuan transfer from a stranger. The mother-in-law was wondering about it, and received a message from the man who transferred the money: "Big brother, I transferred the transfer to the wrong person, please return the money to me!" The mother-in-law thought that she must teach him a lesson and dry him first. Three hours passed, and the mother-in-law estimated that the guy might be desperate, so she replied to him: "You don't want to take back a penny!" Then, Alipay transferred 4999 to the other party

8. My girlfriend called me that day and said, "Today I have a hole in my shoe, and my feet are leaking out, and I am laughing to death." I said with concern: "Hmm... Tell me about the shoes you want to buy, I get it! Girlfriend: "Dear you are so good, I know or you understand me, in the shopping cart Oh! Me: "Okay! After paying the money, I said, "Honey, the shoes have been bought, and your open-toe shoes will be thrown away!" She: "Can't throw it, my sandals have only been bought for two weeks!" ”

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