Once upon a time, there was a stupid son, married a good daughter-in-law, and entered the cave house after visiting the church. Dumb Er felt strange, so he asked his daughter-in-law, "Hey hey, what name did I call you?" "The daughter-in-law is angry and funny, just that."

Once upon a time, there was a stupid son, married a good daughter-in-law, and entered the cave house after visiting the church. Dumb Er felt strange, so he asked his daughter-in-law, "Hey hey, what name did I call you?" The daughter-in-law was angry and funny, so she replied to him: "Shout to Prince Yan." On the wedding night, the husband and wife slept one head each, and the wife used her feet to hook her husband, and after the idiot was woken up, she didn't know what to do, so she called out to his father: "Father, you see, Yama Wang ye is hooking me." When his father heard this, he was shocked, and he loudly told Yama Wangye: "Yama Wangye, Yama Wangye, my son is still young, I am already old, if you want to hook me, you can hook me." ”

2, finally found a partner thirty years ago, happily showing off with friends. The brother said he wanted to see the picture, and I showed it to the brother. My brother looked at me a few more times after looking at the picture and said, "If you describe her as a plant, she is a flower, if you describe her as a vegetable, then she is a cabbage, if you describe her as an animal, then she is a swan." "That's a great way to say! After I savored this sentence, now I am taking a knife to his house...

3, cousin likes to buy things online, especially the kind of discounts. In the past few days, she suddenly found that an ugly orange product was greatly discounted, so she bought a box of ugly oranges online, and as a result, people mailed her back a box of oranges. The cousin theorized with the merchant: "I bought ugly oranges, how do you mail me oranges!" The merchant replied: "The baby you bought was polished by me for free, why are you not satisfied?" ”

4. My son, who is in elementary school, finished his political class today, and the teacher asked him to preview the content of the next lesson. My son pointed to the textbook and asked, "Dad, what is morality?" I thought for a moment and said, "If you find a wallet in the supermarket, then you have to consider whether to swallow the wallet alone or divide the money equally with the salesman. "The next day, when my son came back from school, he said that the teacher had beaten him, and I thought it would be strange not to beat him!

5, I am the HR of the electronics factory, today interviewed a girl, the long is not bad. The whole interview was spent looking at her pair of dimples. I have no resistance to girls with dimples, and I can't keep my soul shut for an afternoon. Seeing that the time was almost out of work, I plucked up the courage and found an excuse to say to her: Beauty, the leader just explained to me, let me add you VX, and it will be convenient for you to assign tasks later. She smiled: My husband reports directly to me on any task!

6, when I was a child, I watched a lot of spy movies, and I always wanted to have a toy gun of my own. After my father bought it for me, he would imitate the plot himself. Felt particularly handsome! Once, when the flag was raised on Monday, the girl in front of me suddenly fainted from low blood sugar. I instantly fell to the ground shouting that there were snipers, and a group of people all fell down. At that moment, I became the most important person in the whole school, and the principal still remembers me. Three years on, my legend still lives on in the school.

7. Tonight, I took my son back to the rich woman's villa. The rich woman looked at me, separated her five fingers, and asked me sarcastically, "What is this?" I said directly, "Five." The rich woman raised her other hand, separated her five fingers, and asked again. I said, "Ten? The rich woman directly gave me a big white eye, held up her hand in the same movement to show her son, and the son said, "Wow! Mom, your new nail art looks so good! ”

8, my boyfriend gave my mother a dowry of 300,000 yuan, and recently often came to my house to discuss marriage. Today the boyfriend came again, and my niece secretly said to me: Aunt, how your vision is getting worse and worse, the last time it was much more handsome than him. Me: I didn't change boyfriends, he was the one last time. The niece clapped her small hand: I said how I didn't recognize it, it turned out that his Wangwang gift bag forgot to take it!

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