The brother-in-law was hit by a Bentley on the way to buy vegetables, and died on the spot with cerebral hemorrhage, and the owner of the car lost more than 9 million yuan. The sister immediately became a rich woman, and there were many young men pursuing her. Sister asked

The brother-in-law was hit by a Bentley on the way to buy vegetables, and died on the spot with cerebral hemorrhage, and the owner of the car lost more than 9 million yuan. The sister immediately became a rich woman, and there were many young men pursuing her. My sister asked a handsome guy, "You want to be my boyfriend, so what would you do?" The handsome guy said very seriously, "I will love you." The sister was immediately happy and asked, "It seems that you can do anything, so what can you not do?" The handsome guy said solemnly, "I'm not going to leave you." "Then my sister married this young man...

2. The doctors who stayed in the hospital during the New Year were idle. On this day, I went to the hospital to check for skin problems, and all the doctors in the clinic looked at me. The last few doctors have come to the conclusion that there should be skin problems because of fat sweating and oily breathability. After the doctor read it, he pushed me !!!!!!!! Recommended endocrinology, looked at the endocrinology department, the endocrinologist pushed me again!! Recommend nutrition department to let me lose weight. Just like that, I ran to the nutrition department again, and the nutrition doctor sat with me for a morning and told me how to lose weight!

3. On my wedding day, my father personally opened the door to send me to my mother-in-law's house. Usually 20 minutes away Dad drove for an hour.

I asked Dad: Dad, how come you drive so slowly! Dad said, "I'm driving so slowly because I want to stay with you a little longer."

I kissed him several times, and then talked to my father about it, and my father said: "At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold my head in the direction, and for our safety, I could only open slowly."

4. Through dating apps, I met a girl online. She looked very sweet, we had a lot of common topics, so I opened the video for my mother to see. After my mother read it, she said to me very sternly: How many times have you said that people can't just look at the appearance, this girl put on makeup when she sees it, and the look after removing makeup may refer to more people! Look at your sister, a face at home, a face on the outside! My sister's face suddenly froze.

5 On this day of the holiday, the rich man drove his own Maybach to the countryside to investigate. On the side of the road near a small village, the rich man asked the uncle who was toiling in the field: Have you ever thought about changing your future? Uncle: I dream about it. Regal: So how did you do it? Uncle: I borrowed 1 million yuan to raise pigs, got up early and was greedy, and worked hard. The rich man gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: Good looking, what about later?? Uncle: Later, I was even poorer, and I still had a bunch of debts.

6. When I was working as a bather in a bathhouse, I met a local tycoon worth more than 100 million yuan. But although the local tycoons have money, they are very easy-going. To what extent was the easy-going, this evening the local tycoons and we were drinking and playing games together at the roadside stalls. The local tycoon guessed the fist and won, stood up and raised his hand to make a victorious gesture. As a result, a taxi stopped in front of him. Then the local tycoon got into the car, circled around and came back for a drink.

7. Although the family has been demolished for 10 million, parents still insist on going to work. I was not at ease at home, so I was sent to the nursery. During the lunch break, the teacher said to the children: Whoever pees on the bed will be fined three yuan for the first time, five yuan for the second time, and ten yuan for the third time. I immediately asked aloud: Teacher, how much is the monthly subscription?

8. When I returned home this day, I was horrified to find that the 500 yuan of private money I had saved for 3 years was discovered by my 8-year-old son. My son told his mother, and my money was confiscated. After more than 3 months, before the child's holiday, I used the money I saved to enroll my child in 3 cram classes and 2 interest classes, and used the remaining money to buy a whole box of exercise books! Now my son is crying, but I am laughing happily!

9. I heard that my ex-girlfriend was getting married and I didn't sleep all night. Then she drove more than a hundred kilometers to her downstairs and slowly smoked a cigarette... It was getting dark, firecrackers were sounding, the convoy arrived, and she was beautiful in her wedding dress that day. When I drove a few kilometers with the welcoming convoy, I received a message from her: Don't send, don't send! Your tricycle is so loud.

10. My husband stayed up in Hisense in Huangdao for 10 years and finally became the head of the work. In order to celebrate my promotion and salary increase, I took my girlfriend and me to a roadside stall to eat barbecue. After I took a seat with my 4-year-old girlfriend in my arms, there was a table person next to me who was smoking, and when he saw me, he extinguished the cigarette. I was very grateful, and I gestured to my husband with my eyes to thank people. The husband said thank you, let the cigarettes be given to them, and then lit them!

11. After my husband became a regional manager in a foreign trade company, his salary rose to 120,000 yuan. But every day is very hard work, last night very late still on the conference call, open open very angry look. After a while it was over, I said: Husband, it's so late now, you should go to the shower and go to bed. He looked at the time, pointed at me and said viciously: You can't control me to sleep at 12 o'clock in the future, I will find you trouble. Then I calmly beat him, and he shrank into the corner, alas, it is not easy for men

12. Video chat with the female secretary of the company owner at home, and suddenly someone calls in. As soon as I saw that it was the female supervisor calling, I asked her what was wrong. She said she had cancer, and it was terminal, and asked if I could bring something to eat to see her. I immediately quit the game, went to the supermarket to buy a lot of snacks, and went to her house. When I got to her house, I found that she was rosy, full of breath, and didn't look sick at all. I asked anxiously, "What the hell is going on, is it a misdiagnosis?" Female supervisor: "It's okay, no one at home cooks today, I am too lazy to move, I thought of your #funny #funny humor anecdote # #搞笑图文." #