1, a woman in the train station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually cost 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000

1, a woman in the train station to eat noodles, checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being rumored?? Pin Group?? Weaving cheated.

2, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a son, the family are very happy, relatives and friends are also with the gift, when I see the gift money of the old Song who lives next to the gift, I feel a chill in my heart, the neighbor old Song actually gave 10,000 yuan with the gift, this is not normal, the usual friends are 600 yuan, I think it is difficult to have any hidden feelings? I hurriedly asked my daughter-in-law if she knew about this situation, and my daughter-in-law said what should I do? Some time ago you went on a business trip, he borrowed 9400 yuan from me, 600 yuan with gifts, isn't this just right?

3, the sister-in-law came out to find a job, lived in my house, introduced several jobs, went to work for a few days, either tired, or felt that the salary was low, and finally she simply did nothing, and played games at home every day. And she didn't wash the dishes or mop the floor, and even her sister had to wash her clothes. I told my daughter-in-law not to be too accustomed to her, and my daughter-in-law said angrily: This is my own sister, I am better to her, I am willing to raise her. After I listened, I felt that my daughter-in-law was right, so I often bought some delicious snacks for my sister-in-law, always helped my sister-in-law to pick vegetables when eating, and sometimes took her out for a walk, and even her clothes I took the initiative to wash. The daughter-in-law couldn't look at it anymore, so I said with a straight face: This is your own sister, how can I be nice to her? Just when my daughter-in-law was working overtime, I led my sister-in-law to the cinema to watch "Hello, Li Huanying" The day after I took my sister-in-law away, my daughter-in-law drove her sister-in-law away. "

4. Today I met a monkey child in the car, and a young man came up on the car at that time. At that time, he was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, and he did not lift the front of the car to prepare for coinage. Then the monkey child said in standard Mandarin: "Hello dear passengers, please coin when you get on the bus, and please get off after the coin is coined." "I saw that this guy really turned around and got out of the car after throwing the coin...

5, since ancient times, there has been such a strange phenomenon, when borrowing money is the grandfather, once it is time to ask for money, it becomes a grandson, which is not false at all. I sent a small is like this, even if I borrowed 2,000 yuan, I have not paid it back so far. One day he called me and said, "Brother, is my sister-in-law at home?" There is something wrong with her. I was stunned that this boy did not borrow money, so I asked him: I am at home, what are you looking for my wife? This cargo was immediately exposed and said: Is this brother, can you give me 500 yuan to save the emergency? I immediately shouted: My daughter-in-law has your phone!

6, dad sent a message: "Girl, the money transferred to you last time, turn it over to me, I am useful." I was stunned, because Dad was very slow to type, usually it was voice, so this was definitely not Dad, so I turned five blocks over, and then said, "That's it?" Me: "Dad, you forgot, you didn't give me money at all, you didn't have money to spend it, you told me, I gave it to you." At this time, there was a voice sent over there, clicked to listen, and my mother's voice came from inside: "Girl, come home early from work today, have a big dinner with your father, I pay...

7, still in the business, not much savings, girlfriend's family is not very satisfied with me. The first time I went to her house, her parents were cold and picky. The girlfriend and her parents went into the kitchen. I couldn't help it, and grimaced at the pictures of her parents. Then he used his hand as a gun, aiming one by one, suddenly, a wave of strafing... Then, I received a V-letter from my girlfriend: You hurry up and run for your life. I may not be able to stop my dad! My living room has real-time monitoring!?

8. The husband of the female store manager had an accident during appendicitis surgery and became a vegetative person. The female store manager stole all the family's savings and remarried me. A week after getting married, I found out that she had a hobby and especially liked to help people pluck their ears. I remember that night she helped me dig my ears, plucked out ah, and suddenly my wife naughtily told me dumb, sometimes more than gestures. In this way, after 10 years, my daughter-in-law still naughtily talked to me dumbly.

9. In the sister-in-law's room, the sister-in-law and the brother-in-law quarreled fiercely. Finally, the sister-in-law told the brother-in-law to get out of the egg. The brother-in-law said: Really fake? Sister-in-law: Roll fast, roll far, don't let me see you again. The brother-in-law said: You let me roll, you don't regret it! Sister-in-law: Roll on! The brother-in-law said: You will definitely beg me to come back! Sister-in-law: Roll! The brother-in-law left angrily. Ten minutes later, my sister-in-law called. Brother-in-law: What's wrong? Sister-in-law: Come back! What are you locking me in the house for? Brother-in-law: Look, please! Sister-in-law: Got it, don't come! Enough money in my wallet to change a lock! The brother-in-law found that the wallet had been forgotten! After returning to get the wallet, the two people quarreled again...?

10. Xiao Wei went undercover in the Yamaguchi group for ten years, but his pawn has never been used. He went home that night and secretly called his boss. He said: You better hurry up and transfer me back, I'm not going undercover anymore. Last time I wondered: Why, haven't you always been comfortable in it? Xiao Wei cried: I have now become the second oldest, I am afraid that if the boss hangs up one day, I am the boss!

11, last month, a new flight attendant moved next door, often came to me to borrow some small things, and it was familiar with it when I came and went. Last night she knocked on my door after drinking too much and said to me, "I like you, are you my boyfriend?" I said, "I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend." The stewardess cried and said to me, "I don't believe it, you must have lied to me." "So I looked at the black screen of my phone, which is really embarrassing!?

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