Let us shout together in such a cry, shout away the setbacks and injustices of 2020, shout away the disasters and pains of 2020, and usher in a vibrant and peaceful 2021 together! Everybody sure

Let us shout together in such a cry, shout away the setbacks and injustices of 2020, shout away the disasters and pains of 2020, and usher in a vibrant and peaceful 2021 together! Everyone must have self-confidence, because confident people will have a better self!

2, I said: "Your houses are sold, you can open me such a salary of 100, can I not be moved!" The female colleague said: "When I first joined the company, if you are moved, there must be several sets of houses, and now.....It is too late, my husband will definitely not agree to let you touch my family's house." If you don't want to build a house and you're going to associate with me, I can consider it. I said, "I can wait for you for a year, a year is enough time for you to take care of things at home!" The female colleague said: "You want me to get a divorce?" I sneered darkly, wasn't my meaning clear enough?

3, from high school to use the Xiaomi Mi 3 scrapped, I have no choice but to plan to change a new mobile phone. I asked Dad: Dad, do you say I buy a Huawei P40 or an Apple 12? Dad didn't even look at me, and directly came to a sentence: First change your mother! I was very surprised and asked: Why? Dad: Because your mom won't agree to buy either one...

4, the first time I went to my boyfriend's house in the New Year, I saw that his room was very messy, so I helped him clean up, and as a result, I was pricked by the needle at the head of his bed, and I shed a little blood. The sheets were stained red. The mother-in-law looked at it, did not get angry at all, and slaughtered the pig in the family and added a dish in the evening.

5, dad is on a business trip, the door of the bathroom at home happens to be locked by the wind. I had no choice but to ask my boyfriend to come over. The boyfriend took the tools to fix the door and didn't open it for half a day. At this time, he was also very impatient, and kicked the door with one kick, and the glass shattered into slag. I don't know what to do now, my mom said, if he comes again, she will beat him to death!

6, sunday when taking the eccentric girlfriend to buy vegetables, pick and choose in the supermarket, compare prices, and tell the girlfriend that you must learn to live a life, to know frugality... The baby passed through the snack area and did not buy anything. When I got home, my daughter handed over her piggy bank to me, said to buy me vegetables, and last night she mysteriously pulled me aside and took out the application form for poor students brought back from school for me to fill out!

7, there are two children downstairs, they have no children, so they went to pick up a boy and came back to adopt. As a result, the child grows up to find that there is a problem with IQ. Walking is lame and can't speak clearly. However, neither of them abandoned the child nor adopted the other child. Just when this child was a teenager, he actually had his own child, and now that his own children are more than five years old, they still haven't abandoned the problematic child. Maybe that's a blessing!

8, the landlord often goes to the girlfriend's house to rub rice. Every time I go, my girlfriend's husband cooks himself... Once, the landlord and his girlfriend sat on the sofa and chatted: I found that every time your husband finished frying a dish, when he came out of the pot, it was rhythmic 'scraping, dangdang, uproaring'(scraping, knocking on the pot, punching the pot)." Too chef-like... The girlfriend laughed: Do you know what that means? He meant, 'Mommy, come and rub rice again, ah!' ’...... Landlord:......

9, a few days ago, Baoji train road underground passage, a tractor, pulling a cart of hay want to pass, the driver miscalculated the height, stuck under the bridge can not pass. It is reasonable to say that each of these bridges is super limited in a prominent position, and the driver will not fail to see it! Netizen message, who called you to pile so high, this long memory of it! I wondered how he came out and how someone else was on the sidelines. What can you do with your cleverness?

10, the daughter-in-law and her girlfriend learned to speculate in stocks, I am very worried that she will lose all the family's property. So, I downloaded a virtual stock trading software, and my daughter-in-law played very seriously. It has not been found. In the afternoon, she told me that she had been put in. No, brush the pots and pans clean at night, and this does not bring foot washing water again. I still won't tell you.

1 The brother-in-law is a postdoctoral graduate of Normal University and is now a teacher in a primary school. In class today, the students below were very naughty, the sound of communication was very loud, and the brother-in-law shouted several times without effect. At this time, the squad leader suddenly took the case and said: What is noisy, I am not conscious at all. The students were all confused, and the brother-in-law immediately said: This classmate is right, you are too unconscious. The class leader said quietly: "That is, the class is about to end, can you teachers hear the bell like this?"

12, one day Erke came home early, went into the bedroom but saw his wife sitting on the bed naked. Second Section: "Why don't you wear clothes?" Second Wife: "Ah! That one... There is not a single piece of clothing that can be worn! Erke: "Oh, you bullshit!" He said forcefully shaking open the door of the wardrobe, pointing at it and saying, "You see, there are obviously clothes inside!" This is a red dress, this is a blue skirt, this is the old king next door, this is a flower skirt..."

13, one day I went to buy watermelon and asked the boss: "Is your watermelon sweet?" The boss said: "Sweet, sweet I am reluctant to sell." Then I bought 4 to go back, cut open and found that none of the sweet ones were available, and went back and asked the boss: "Why did you lie to me?" The boss said: "I didn't lie to you, sweet is really reluctant to sell." ”

14, last night my roommate and I played until more than two o'clock, and when I woke up this morning, it was almost time! I was getting up when I saw my phone missing. I searched for a long time and didn't find a fight, so I said to my roommate, "Big brother, you give me a call." The roommate was visibly stunned, then he smacked me in the face and ran away with a red face. Then I stayed where I was, stunned for a while, and it turned out to be late.......