The 28-year-old cousin chose to "lie flat" after the Nth failed blind date, and after the circle of friends was seen by the aunt, the uncle rushed in with a stick! Laugh me to death... My cousin looked for a 7 after college

The 28-year-old cousin chose to "lie flat" after the Nth failed blind date, and after the circle of friends was seen by the aunt, the uncle rushed in with a stick! Laugh me to death...

After graduating from college, my cousin found a job of about 7,000, and originally did a good job, but because of a small mistake in the work, he was scolded by the leader fiercely, and he resigned in a huff.

His girlfriend urges him to find a job every day, but he just can't find one that suits his heart! The girlfriend saw that he was so unmotivated and broke up with him. After his girlfriend broke up with him, he moved back to his parents' house. This matter has been two years younger.

For two years, my cousin was at home every day in addition to sleeping and playing games, occasionally going out to find a job to try, and there was no following. My uncle urged him to find a job every day, and my aunt also said that I couldn't find a job, and you could find a girlfriend.

In the past two years, he has not been on a blind date. The girl is not pretty and he can't look at it! Occasionally, he could see a few of them, but the girl was gone as soon as she heard that she had no job.

Last Sunday he went on a blind date again, and the girl was a kindergarten teacher. I have seen the photo, and it looks quiet and beautiful. Sure enough, he took a fancy to the girl, but the girl heard that he didn't have a job, made an excuse and left!

I don't know if my cousin is stimulated or what is going on, when I got home, I sent a circle of friends "Red face is easy to be old and old, or lie flat!" Brothers, are there any ones lying flat together? ”

Coincidentally, I took my daughter to see my aunt that day. My girlfriend was playing with my mobile phone and suddenly asked me: "What is lying flat mommy?" "I feel very strange, how does she know this new word on the Internet?

The uncle smiled over there and said, "The little girl knows a lot of words, and she knows how to lie flat!" That's one of the hottest words lately! ”

The girlfriend took her mobile phone and showed it to me: "Don't you see what my cousin said?" What is lying flat? "I saw that my cousin had just sent a circle of friends, which mentioned lying flat.

I glanced at my uncle, obviously he knew what the word meant. The uncle did not react, the aunt reacted. The aunt took out the mobile phone, opened her son's circle of friends, and found that there was only a horizontal line, nothing!

My aunt came over and took my phone and looked at it, then at her own. I asked my uncle again if he wanted to come over, and the phone took a look. Strangely said: "Hey, why can't I see the circle of friends he sent with your uncle?" ”

I didn't know how to explain it, when the girlfriend next to me said, "My cousin blocked you?!" "As soon as the girl's words came out, I knew it was broken!"

The aunt only said one sentence: "This stinky boy! "The uncle next to me is holding my phone and looking at the circle of friends in a daze. Suddenly he turned and went into the bedroom, grabbed his baseball bat and ran out.

When I saw that things were not going well, I shouted at my cousin's room, "Run! "I knew it was too late, and by this time my uncle had already opened his door and rushed in!"

My cousin is lying in bed playing with his phone. All I could hear was the sound of baseball bats slapping against the bed, followed by my uncle's angry roar: "You give me up!" Know how to play with your phone every day! Also followed others to learn to lie flat, do you know what it means to lie flat? ”

"I and your mother worked hard to raise you in the hope that you can get ahead, even if you can't get ahead, find someone to have a child, and support your own family, right?" You're good now, and you've learned what to lie flat with some people on the Internet! ”

"You're only 28 now lying flat, what should I do with your mother?" Serve you for the rest of your life? Are we old? Isn't your so-called lying flat without a sense of responsibility, delicious and lazy, mixed with food and so on? ”

"I'll give you 5,000 bucks in a minute, and you'll get me out and get a job!" If you can't find a job, don't come back and shame! People graduating from junior high school at the construction site to move bricks a day are 200, you a college student can not find a job? I can't find you on the construction site to move bricks for me! ”

In this way, the cousin was "kicked" out of the house. It is also funny to say that after my cousin was kicked out of the house, he rented a house and began to look for a job. Found it in less than a week!

Planning in a small company. Although it is only the bottom of the company, and the salary is not high, it is not a problem to support himself! I heard that after he found a job, he said to his husband, "This guy just doesn't clean up!" My uncle should have cured his problem long ago! ”

The word "lie flat" has been very popular online lately! It is probably some low-level youth who have misinterpreted the concept of this word. I think: lying flat is not about making you lie in bed and do nothing!

The original intention of lying flat is only: let you no longer blindly pursue material life, and return to the most basic way of life.

Stop nibbling on the old, go and satisfy your own desires!

No longer empty your parents' pension money to marry and have children!

Lying flat is so that you will no longer toss blindly! In order to please women, for what sense of ceremony, use flowers and online loans to satisfy spiritual and material desires!

Lying flat is to let you not embarrass yourself, do not force yourself, no longer extravagantly ask for something unrealistic. Get away from the poisonous chicken soup of the Internet and return to your true self!

The picture below is a picture I took casually, so old, still working in the hot sun at noon. He didn't even shout to lie flat, you think young about your parents, are you qualified to be so mournful?

In fact, your lying flat can not move anyone's interests, who is the most anxious? Who is the most miserable? Your parents only! They worked hard for decades and gave everything they could to raise a waste. You "lie flat", they are really old and have nothing to rely on when they are old!

I think: Lying flat and saying that it sounds good is to have no desire and no desire, and to go with the flow. To say that the ugly point is laziness! Don't be motivated! It is irresponsibility, evasion, incompetence, cowardice, selfishness!

Dear netizens, what do you think? How do you understand the word "lying flat"?