1. There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, he cried, saying that she was most sorry in this life, and that she could not be given a name, and if she had to meet her in the next life, and then continue the frontier, the last and most reluctant thing in life was her, that is, the dead soul loved her. After saying goodbye to his lover, he called his daughter-in-law and gave him a passbook: This is my life's savings, there are 800,000 in it, you keep it. Ask the question: Does this man love his wife or a lover?
2. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."
3. My father-in-law bought a Lexus with his pension and gave me Poussin, who had been driving for 5 years. Today I drove to RT-Mart to buy something, and after parking in the parking lot, I saw an old man dressed in a shabby way. He was carrying a bag in his hand, and I visually saw that it was bottles and cans, and I handed him the bottle of the drink I had just finished. The old man smiled at me and put it in the bag, and I had a special sense of accomplishment. However, the old man turned and took out his key to open the car door and drove the Toyota Asian Dragon past me gorgeously. I was standing on my own Poussin in a mess...
4. I am the position of vice president in the company, often go to the field for business trips, the company assigned a car and a driver. I looked at the driver who had been driving for four or five hours, and I said to the driver: You rest, I will hold the meeting! As a result, the driver was lying in the co-pilot for only ten minutes, suddenly woke up, and shouted: My steering wheel! A cry woke me up.
5. Girlfriend baby fat, chubby look very cute. At the beginning of high school, we were assigned to the same class. Her foot was bitten by a mosquito, and then her whole foot swollen. During the military training, he could only take off his shoes and sit on the side, and the coach asked in surprise: Why is the foot swollen like this? The girlfriend weakly moved over the other one: coach, it was this foot!
6. At night, I wanted to go home quickly after work, so I cut a short road and walked a small alley. I found 2 little farts in the alley arguing, and I planned to go up and fight. Suddenly a little fart child pointed at me and said to the other party: See no, you are the same as you grow up! The child on the other side looked at me, and then immediately rushed up to fight with the little friend on the other side, and could not be pulled away. Only I stood there motionless...
7. I still remember when I was a child, my father failed in business, and even my tuition fees for the second year became a problem.
Grandpa had no choice but to sell the rural guara. In order to help them share the burden, before dawn, I secretly dragged them to the market to prepare sweet potatoes.
Gradually more and more people, I plucked up the courage to learn others to shout loudly: sell melons, not sweet, don't want money! Some people stopped and looked at me with suspicious eyes, but soon more people were attracted, and they gathered around,
Laughing and giggling, I asked: Little brother, why are you selling this bitter melon?
8. Accompany the wife to buy vegetables, the wife wore a newly bought skirt, it is very eye-catching! The wife looked at the old man who sold strawberries next to her and stared at her all the time, feeling very proud. She smiled and said, "The strawberry seller has been looking at me!" Am I attractive today? Me: Really? The old man looked at you, as if you had bought someone's things yesterday and didn't give money!
9. My husband works in other places, pays a salary every month, and transfers it to me at the first time. Yesterday my husband just called me the money, and I went to the beauty shop. The master sister asked me: Big sister, I guess you have twenty-seven eight, right? Me: Oh, I'm in my 30s this year, do I look younger? Technician Sister: Yes, the childishness of the clothes looks young!
10. The brother-in-law attends a classmate party and just walks out of the hotel after the meal. I saw the goddess who refused her brother-in-law at school, and watched a handsome guy drive by with a Bentley! The brother-in-law calmly patted her shoulder and said teasingly, "What' the matter?" Look at people, see clearly? People drive a Bentley, if you don't want to give up, I'll send you, my car is there! After saying that, he also pointed to the second-hand Magotan that was parked on the side. The goddess did not pay attention to the brother-in-law, but calmly took out her mobile phone, called and said: "Husband, you have driven..."
11. Two people are on a blind date, the woman is very good, ask the man how to come.
M: Take the bus. What about you? F: Electric cars. The man wanted to send her after eating, and the last 2 met in the parking lot.
The man looked at the female A6, and then looked at his own X5 and smiled!
12. Recently the company received a big order, everyone was assigned a task, busy in the heat, only I was idle! I went to ask the boss, "Why didn't I arrange the task?" The boss said, "You're the meeting." I asked, "Isn't there any me on the conference team list?" The secretary hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, our boss is not good at Mandarin, waste, will not be divided!" ”
13. When the little uncle worked in a massage shop, he was taken in by a 50-year-old rich woman. After marriage, the little uncle was often gossiped about because he ate soft rice, and he wanted to prove himself by selling color and drifting overnight. Once he bought a lottery drift, he finally won the lottery, and it was the first prize! At the moment of knowing that he won the lottery, the little uncle did not inquire about the amount of the prize to collect the prize, but took his wife and children, booked a ticket, flew to travel around, and spent more than 100,000 yuan. After returning to collect the prize, I learned that the number of winners in the current period was large, and the prize money was only more than 19,000!
14. On the third day after my cousin got married, I couldn't stand it and pretended to work overtime. In fact, he ran to play cards and came home at two or three o'clock in the night, but he did not expect that his cousin was still waiting for him to eat. The cousin was very guilty, there was such a gentle wife in the family, and he also lied to others. My cousin said: I called your unit from 6 o'clock after work, and now, every hour I will sprinkle paprika and salt into the dish. It's all 8 floors up to now, so you can explain it to me after eating.
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