1. After work, I went to the female colleague's house to eat, but I didn't expect that her son was also there, so I had a clever move, gave him 100 yuan and said: "Take it and play!" The child was so happy that he took the money and left, me

1. After work, I went to the female colleague's house to eat, but I didn't expect her son to be there, so I gave him 100 yuan and said, "Take it and play!" The child was so happy that he took the money and left, and my female colleague and I had just finished the meal, and the child came back with a smell. The original two-person world was in ruins again, and at that time I got angry and said, "Child, 100 yuan has been playing for so long, it's time to pay me back!" The child reluctantly gave me the money and complained: "Uncle, you are too stingy, yesterday when Uncle Wang came over to give me 200, no one wanted..." I looked at my female colleague, thoughtfully, Lao Wang, still rich.

2. After a few years of work, I worked hard and sat hard as the leader of the group. One day the owner suddenly gave me a few transparent shrimp, still in bottles. The boss saw it and asked: What do you raise? I said: Boss, these are a few transparent shrimp, you have to look carefully. The leader muttered and walked into the director's office. I secretly listened to the boss and said: Xiao Xu, your method is not working, and then think of what way to fire him.

3. The rich merchant married an actress, and after the marriage, the two went to Bali for their honeymoon. Back at the door a month later, the rich merchant touched his pocket: "Oh, the key to the house is missing!" The actress said unhappily: "I know you are careless, this is not, I deliberately hid it when I went out." The rich merchant was instantly relieved: "Great, hurry up and open the door." The actress said sheepishly, "But I hid it in a drawer in the house." ”

4. During the New Year, many people did not dare to go out because of the virus, so I volunteered to accompany the goddess to go shopping. Although there are few people on the street, the goddess is still happy to visit, and the goddess likes to see a long skirt. The shopping guide said: Your legs are long and beautiful to wear and definitely look good. I glanced at the price, frowned, and said: Don't believe the shopping guide, the old sow can tell you that it is a closed moon shame flower!

5. Today the brothers got married, told us to be groomsmen, and this morning we set out to pick up the bride. When you go to the woman's door, the other party coaxes for 50,000, otherwise you will not be allowed to enter the door. Good to say, coaxed in, turned face, must be 50,000, no go back. A few buddies were embarrassed at once. The buddy went mad on the spot and immediately called his ex-girlfriend. Hands-free and ask, "Will you marry me?" The other replied, "No." "Dude looked embarrassed...

6. The newly purchased Maybach was borrowed by my sister-in-law, and my wife and I took a didi back to my mother-in-law's house. Unexpectedly, there was a Rolls-Royce directly, my wife and I were stunned, and when we got on the car, we asked: Master, there should be many people asking you why you drive such a luxurious car to run Didi, right? The master said proudly: Of course, I like to look at your poor and sour look, and look at me with envy. After getting out of the car, the wife gave a bad rating in a huff, saying: Let you know what is called the sinister in the world!

7. The girlfriend marries a rich man with the child in her belly. After getting married, the girlfriend became a housewife, and she didn't have to go to work, just cooking and taking care of the children. On Sundays, my girlfriend asked me to go to her house for Coke chicken wings, and she said to make a new flavor, using imported blueberries to flavor Coke. When I arrived, she brought out a plate of strangely colored dark dishes, like an unknown product soaked in laundry detergent. I was confused and asked her curiously: Sister, what are you doing here? She said with a serious face: I just did a good job of looking at this product and can't eat it, feeding the cat and afraid that it will be poisoned, it is a pity to dump it, I think in case you like it?

8. Yesterday the daughter-in-law returned to her mother's house, and she was bored at night and called a good buddy to come to the house to drink and brag. At 11 o'clock in the evening, the brothers wanted to go back, I said it was late, don't go back, anyway, the daughter-in-law is not at home, he agreed. When he was sleeping, he lay on the bed and said he wanted to smoke, and I casually took a box from the bedside drawer and threw it to him. The buddy was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said no, I still go back, and then I got dressed and left very sharply, and after he left, I found that what I threw him was a box of wet wipes...

9. The other day, my parents quarreled over small things and ignored each other. Dad said not to eat my mom's things, and mom said not to eat the fruit my dad bought. Only I bought it, and the two of them ate it. Yesterday finally spent my salary, they actually reconciled, I began to suspect that this is a conspiracy!?

10. My girlfriend bought a new car, I saw her put a solid iron rod in the trunk, asked her what to do with this, she said that the society is too chaotic now, put this self-defense, I did not care. Until one day, after parking in the garage, my girlfriend asked me to go up first, and my girlfriend stopped the car and went up. Later, I found that something had landed on my girlfriend's car and went back to her, and saw that she was using the iron rod to pry the car into the parking space little by little!

11. My husband went on a business trip to a foreign country because of his work, and he only came back yesterday. I showed off to him: Husband, the janitor uncle of our community has a special respect for me these two days, as soon as he sees my car back, he will lift the gear rod for me, and his mouth will keep saying, you walk slowly. Today the husband and the janitor uncle chatted small talk. The doorman uncle said to my husband: Your wife, in more than half a month, hit the gear pole 3 times, maybe the next time I crash the guard room, I can not remind her to open slowly.??

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