What's the most embarrassing thing a doctor encounters at work? (New Year's Pure Fun)
1, many years ago when the internship, the director of the big round, the training plan Peijia internship before and after a dozen or twenty people, around, the patient is a female patient, feel the head is sleeping, so go forward to wake up, found two people lying on the bed, there is a man, the key is that the two people are not wearing clothes ... The patients in the next bed were about to laugh out of the hernia, and the director waved a big hand: Look at the next one! This is not the final ending, after the operation found that the two people in the ward called each other husband and wife, the man's signature was gone, after listening to the nurse sister gossip, the two actually have their own families...
2. There was a student who checked the room alone on the weekend, and his person was fatter, wearing a short-sleeved white coat and pushing the case car into the ward, and a patient blurted out to ask him if he was sending breakfast...
3. Once the director rounded the room, a new patient, the first time to see the professor of the belt group, and then secretly asked me, tomorrow is this doctor to operate on me? Can you see clearly at such an old age?
4. A graduate student with a dark complexion. When Corey checked the room, the patients in the other groups would ask, "Which ethnic group is it?" Even some patients told him: "Your Chinese dialect is very good!" Which country came from (our hospital has international exchange students)! "..., to be honest, it's actually much whiter than African students."
5, the first year of internal medicine, there was a joint surgery with the stage, the superior asked me to help move the C-arm machine (X-ray) pedal.
Then I couldn't remember what I was doing, I couldn't let go, and then I moved my foot, and then I "dripped" a sound...
Everyone was silent!
Three seconds later a nurse broke down: I'm trying to get pregnant!!
6. Questions about Mandarin...
One day on duty, the phone rang: this is the emergency department, and we have a child with a broken cornea.
cornea?! Is pediatric surgery good regardless of ophthalmology? I restrained myself a bit: "Oh, this is an ophthalmology problem." “
The opposite went berserk: "What ophthalmology! It's the feet that are worn! “
Me: Inner cow full of noodles...
7. My pediatric classmates summarized the reasons for pediatric treatment: children eat less to see the doctor, children eat more to see the doctor, the child eats the same in these days, the child eats the same for a few days, the child sleeps to see the doctor, the child does not sleep to see the doctor; the child pulls 3 times a day to see the doctor, the child pulls once in 3 days to see the doctor...
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