1, these crooked nuts must have not seen the tourists who took the baby to play abroad... It is necessary to wrestle with bear children and deal with all kinds of strange accidents, but also to maintain one, to keep "fashionable."

1, these crooked nuts must have not seen the tourists who took the baby to play abroad... It is too difficult for me to fight with bear children and cope with all kinds of strange accidents, but also to maintain a "fashionable polite, quiet and humble" image and not to shame the motherland!

2, my brother and I have different personalities since childhood, I am very lively and naughty, but my brother is very introverted and quiet. At a family gathering, my aunt asked my brother: Your eldest brother has no edge from childhood to adulthood, why are you so quiet? The little brother silently pushed the frame and replied leisurely: In fact, I also want to be naughty, but when I saw my father smoking the big brother and breaking the belt, I broke this idea!

3. Last night I overheard my mom and my brother chatting in the living room. My mother said with emotion: "Other people's cabbages have arches, our family's cabbage has been boiled into an old stalk for thirty years, why hasn't it moved?" My brother said, "Maybe, this is a fairy ball...

4. Accompany your husband to a classmate party. In the meantime, some classmates gave their husbands a cigarette, and the husband took the cigarette and picked up the lighter, just ready to light it. I looked, "What's going on?" "Then blow it out." There was silence all around, and everyone looked at me in unison, and I reacted. Between the lightning stones and fires, I took the lighter in my husband's hand and complained: "How did I forget, the cigarette lighting thing has not always been done by me..."

5, high school fun facts, the class sent homework books, sent to a girl homework book, the girl shouted: "I have I have", a boy far away followed by shouting: "It is mine is mine", the class was quiet for three seconds and then collectively burst into laughter~

6, before my father was very annoying to women, there were always women every three to five to call him! It always caused me to quarrel every day, and I cried every day! Since I graduated, our family has finally been quiet, and my parents have not quarreled! My homeroom teacher didn't call my dad either!

7, when a person, you can take off all the masks and defenses, do not think about anything, do nothing, only do the simplest of yourself, no one disturbs, inner quiet, this is the real years of quiet, the best state of a person, nothing more than to enjoy the prosperity, but also to settle a person's time.

8, I have a male friend to open Taobao, with female customers online love. After the meeting, he came back crying and crying, saying that this customer was very good but too fat, and he agreed to it... After he calmed down, I said helplessly: "Are you stupid, you sell plus-size women's clothes, what are you blindly engaged with customers?" ”

9, the disease from the mouth into, the disaster from the mouth out, no gas, no disease, no poison and no sores. Mental balance, physiological balance, disease prevention, physical quietness. Overcome stubborn diseases on their own, and restore health requires patience. Peace of mind is better than medicine, and it is better to be a patient with joy and joy. Put the disease from the mouth into the customs, good health and longevity increase. Eat less to taste, eat more to hurt the stomach. After a meal, I walked a hundred steps and was full of energy every day. Strong people bully the sick, and weak people deceive others. People are lazy when they are sick, and people are diligent when they are lazy.

10, a friend of mine in the side road along the road with people rubbing scraping, both sides of the damage is not large, I wanted to calculate, did not expect the other party retrograde is not spared, want friends to compensate. The friend suppressed the anger, but the tone was extremely calm: Don't be particularly wordy, there are three solutions to this matter, one is to solve it through consultation; the other is to solve it with a fist; three alarms are solved, you choose one at random, I will accept the recruitment. The other party was shocked by the momentum of his friend, and gray slipped and drove away

11, lying on the bed playing with the mobile phone, suddenly the hand is loose, the mobile phone fell. Fortunately, the sister reacted quickly, and a bone rolled to the side. Nice, didn't get hit by the phone. The phone lay quietly on the pillow, I lay quietly on the ground...

12, at night, I came home to see the hostess of the house knocking on the door: husband, open the door. Didn't move, knock again, say softly, dear open the door! There was no movement, the little baby opened the door, or there was no movement. As I opened my own door, I wondered if this man was not at home. After three seconds, I heard a heroic female voice shouting, hurry up and open the door for the old lady! Then there was a snap, the door opened, and the man also roared, nothing to do, learn what gentleness, I think it is a neurosis!

13 He and she have been separated for two years, and for two years he habitually opened her blog every day after work to see how she felt throughout the day. She was sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes lost, and he just watched quietly, didn't make a comment, and even deleted his browsing history. Until one day her blog was full of her wedding photos, with a line of small words below: "I am married, not waiting for you, not updating." ”

14, in the morning with the landlady a few words of quarrel, during the nap she drew a turtle on my face, at night to pull open her mosquito net, in the middle of the night kicked me to give her an itch, it seems that soft rice hard to eat with me has no luck, no way who let our situation be embarrassed! Now the economy is sluggish, there are very few companies that are running well, and it is naturally difficult to find jobs, although I have a strong chef's qualification, but I still can't escape the fate of eating soft rice. Although the boss is a little older, but Xu Niang's semi-old charm is still there, people are not bad, or I did not recognize the reality, now a lot of new people in the company are waiting for the position, I still converge a little. Fight for a night without sleeping, scratch her itch, I thought I would be rewarded in the morning, but I was beaten up again, she blamed me for scratching her, other places are fine, mainly on the face can not see people ah! Now it's good, the great listed company, I am alone in management, and there is no one to share it for me, it is really deserved! I shouldn't have made a fuss with her in the first place, and I would have eaten soft rice hard to see the devil!