An American and a Chinese went to visit the grave. Americans bring flowers, Chinese bring food. The American asked Chinese, "When did your ancestors come out to eat?" Chinese replied

An American and a Chinese went to visit the grave. Americans bring flowers, Chinese bring food. The American asked Chinese, "When did your ancestors come out to eat?" Chinese replied, "When your ancestors came out to admire the flowers." ”

2 A friend opened a bun shop, the address is selected next door to the train ticket sales point, every day the business is very good, from morning to night there is a long queue, once two men lined up for ten minutes, when it was their turn to find that this is a bun shop instead of selling train tickets.

3 A man finds a woman when he is small, and three promises to buy an electric car for her to sleep for one night! The man slept for a day and led to buy an electric car, let the woman get on the car to try a good ride, the woman rode a circle and said it was very good! The man said I'd try it, and then rode off, gone...

4 The second lady bought a very hot set of weekly socks online a few days ago. It's the kind of socks that have numbers from 1 to 7 written on them, representing Monday through Sunday. In this way, changing your socks every day can remember the day of the week. A few days ago, the second lady saw that her colleague Iron Bull was also wearing a similar pair of socks, but the number on it was 9. The second lady asked curiously: Is there still a Friday? Iron Bull said: This is not September.

5 Beautiful colleague's computer is broken, I am a technical house, 5 minutes to fix. The female colleague said to me: I am worthy of being the most intelligent and capable technician in our company, and if only I could have a child as smart as you in the future. I said badly: the method is not nothing, there is a method is... She interrupted me: "You think too much, I have a husband."

6 After the New Year, I took my daughter-in-law back to the city to work, and my mother packed me with a big bag, what pork, eggs, ribs, filled with three bags! The daughter-in-law looked at the white hair on the sideburns of her mother for a moment and said to her: It is not easy to raise pigs, don't give it to us, keep it for yourself to eat! The old mother said to the daughter-in-law: Oh, it's okay, the pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years are not with you, you still have to take these meats!

7 Remember when we were in high school, we had an English test where a buddy was worth eighteen points. The English teacher was angry and called him up and scolded him. In the end, he still did not extinguish the fire, and shouted: Do you know what the concept of 18 points is? I'll tell you! So he made a shocking act of howling before and after the ancients and no one who has been talked about by us today. I saw him pull out a blank answer card, put it on the floor, and step on the front and step on the reverse. Then put it in the machine that reads the card, and the answer card gets 36 points...

8 On this day, the gentleman came back from a business trip and said to his wife: Our stock, the votes change too quickly. Mrs. : Did it go up or down? Sir: As soon as I take the plane straight stock, the price rises, and as soon as the plane I sit on lands on the stock, the price immediately falls!! Mrs. : Wow, now so advanced, the stock price is controlled by airplanes?? Sir: Then I can't help but come down?? Mrs. : For the sake of the shares, if the price can't come down, you can't come down!! Sir: What I'm worried about is not the stocks, the tickets, but the oil of the plane is gone.....

9 Today a Bentley was driving backwards and hit a motorcycle. The owner of the Bentley got out of the car with a cigarette and said impatiently: "Dude, you can't ride a broken motorcycle!" Then he threw up his hands and gave the other party 2,000 yuan. Just as the Owner of the Bentley was about to get into the car, the owner of the motorcycle stopped him. The owner of the Bentley car looked surprised: "Well, give you 2,000 is not much, don't hurry to leave, want to blackmail me!" The motorcycle owner shook his head and said coldly, "Boy, hurry up and call your dad and say you hit an Ecosse?" ES1? Spirit motorcycle!

10 The man came home from work in the electronics factory, and after work, he said to his wife: Let's get a divorce! The wife asked in surprise: Why? The man said: You see the treatment of the husband next door, the person left the wife in the morning to kiss it, and came back to kiss it again. The wife looked embarrassed and said: Oh, what a kiss, I am not familiar with the husband next door, how can I open that mouth!

11 I work for a mobile game company and recently got a vice chairman. I heard he was a high-achieving graduate at MIT, with a hairline of more than half. But he's almost 40 years old and still single. That time I chatted with him, I was also shocked by his hairline, and I wanted to praise his head shape, smart, unprecedented. Excitedly, he shook his hand and said: "Mr. Zhang, you are very dignified, really smart."

12 In ancient times, there was an emperor who, by chance, saw a beautiful woman, and fell madly in love with her, and ignored the government every day. Once, when she was in the dynasty, the old courtiers said that she had misled the country and wanted the emperor to kill her. The emperor was particularly angry and asked the guards to drag out one of the ministers who had a lot of words to behead him. The minister panicked a little, so he was dragged along and shouted: It's not more than two minutes!! Can also be withdrawn!! Can also be withdrawn!!