1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This treasure jade

1. My eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This Baoyu is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he is still eyebrow-raising with Baochao, and finally married Baochao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

2. Son: Mom, give me some money, my girlfriend is pregnant. Mom: Okay! Wait for my news tomorrow. The next day son: Mom, why hasn't the money arrived yet? Mother: Son, the wedding house, the wedding car, has bought the full money! Spot! Bring me back and get married! Your looks are good if someone wants to! Hurry up and get me back to get married!?

3. I went to my wife's house with my daughter-in-law to rub rice, and when I went downstairs, my wife's mobile phone forgot to take it, so I went upstairs to get it. I didn't expect to hear the voice of the old man at the door, and I should be training my sister-in-law: "You said that you are good at eating and lazy every day, how do you get married?" See who will want you? "Find a blind man!" My sister is so lazy that she is not married to my brother-in-law anymore. "Your brother-in-law is so rare..." Feelings your father and daughter are praising me or hurting me...

4. My cousin became a regional manager at Shunf Express, and his salary rose to 120,000 yuan. He was particularly pleased and invited me to a high-end restaurant for a drink of Moutai wine. After drinking and eating, we were wandering the streets and met a leaflet. When we walked by, we didn't send it, but my cousin was angry, so he shouted: "You think I'm ugly, why don't you send it to me!" The girl who handed out the flyer looked stunned: "You also need gynecological advertising?? The cousin was anxious: "You just think I'm ugly, otherwise how do you know I don't have a girlfriend??" ”

5. Once I went to an Internet café to play a game, and when I remembered that I had to go home, I found that it was more than eleven o'clock. A person walking alone on the road suddenly saw a vague figure under the distant light. My eyes were suddenly moist, my heart was warm, and he was still waiting for me at the door of the community so late. That's the man I've respected the most in my life, my father, and it's the stick he's holding in his hand that embarrasses me.

6. A few days ago, in the field of my hometown in the countryside, I cut out a piece of gold, and I hurriedly brought it back, but I did not expect that my wife took the gold and made a chain. When I got home from work in the evening and saw my wife wearing a big gold chain and preparing to go out, I asked, "Where are you going at night?" The wife said: "I made an appointment with my girlfriend to go shopping." I hurriedly said, "It's not safe for you to go out like this!" My wife asked me doubtfully what to do. I said, "You wear more gold necklaces, otherwise you'll wear less and let the bad guys look away..."

7. A week ago, I just got my driver's license. This is the first time I have driven on the road, the object honestly sat on my co-pilot, has been praising me for driving steadily, the first time I drove so well, especially a sense of accomplishment! When the car stopped, I asked, "Husband, why do you sweat so much?" He said, "I... I'm a little cold right now..."

8. My sister-in-law wanted to open a nail salon and asked me to help her write a plan. I was busy for a day and a night, finished writing the next day, and then went straight out to run errands. When I came home at noon, I found that the table had been cleaned up, but the pile of manuscripts had disappeared. When I smelled a smell of smoke, I asked my sister-in-law, "What are you burning?" Sister-in-law: "Do you think I'm so stupid that I'll burn unused paper?" I burned waste paper that had been written. ”

9. Recently, the company did not know where to recruit the manager of the rival company, which is a big sister. This big sister is particularly kind, there is no leadership shelf at all, and everyone often nags together. After eating at noon on this day, everyone sat down and chatted together, saying how old the best age to marry should be. The eldest sister said: I was married for 25 years, and at that time, I belonged to the old girl, and I was anxious before marriage. I said: 25 is not a big ah! The eldest sister then said: I didn't expect that the girl was thirty years old and not in a hurry! After saying that, everyone's eyes looked at me in unison, and I...

10. When we were young, we were little puppies in the eyes of our parents, cute and loved. After going to school, I gradually began to grow free, eat a little to eat, pay tuition when I went to school, bite people outside, lose money and lose money, vaccinate people, beat me up after finishing things, and continue to grow free. Before the grade, it is forbidden to play with beautiful puppies, and when it reaches the grade, it is immediately required to go out and play immediately. If I don't take the initiative to find it, she will start to contact me directly, whether I can see it or not.

11. Deliver takeaways, receive strange orders at both ends in three days! At noon on this day, I delivered a takeaway to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory and called her to come down and get it. She said: "I'm wearing pajamas now and it's not convenient to go down and get it, wait for me to put the rope down and hang it up, you say by the way, 'Dear ones must remember to eat', otherwise you will be given a bad review!" I thought in my heart that I agreed to it for the sake of praise, and by the way, I also said: "Remember to give five-star praise!" "Then, when I finish delivering my things and leaving, I always feel that the air is a little quiet!?

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