1. The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I'm angry

1. The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is fine. 

2. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."

3. These days the mood is not too high, can not swallow, when the night to eat when the mother saw that I was wrong and took the initiative to ask me, you do not smile these days, the circle of friends also did not send, is it a work thing or an emotional thing? I said in frustration: "Broke up with my boyfriend the other day." She said to her father, "I'll just say, I'm willing to gamble and lose, take the money." ”

4. After the husband was laid off, he stayed at home and had nothing to do, and he became obsessed with drinking. He drank poorly, and every time he got drunk, he would go crazy, and his mother-in-law secretly exchanged the wine in the bottle for water. Yesterday, the old man came home and took the bottle of wine in his hand, drank a few sips, and then sprinkled the wine madness. The mother-in-law wondered: "Can you drink water and go crazy?" After listening, he said, "No wonder this drunkard can't get up a bit today!" ”

 5. Yesterday I went on a blind date and the man drove a Maserati. I was embarrassed, to show that I wasn't particularly poor. I pointed to the villa on the side of the road and said, "Our family just booked a villa here!" The man asked with great interest, "Which one is yours?" I said, "Brother row, the first one." The man exclaimed, "How come! My family also bought the one, no, let's find a sales center to go! ”

6. After lunch, the wife did not say a word, and went straight to sleep without cleaning up. Looking at my wife who slept like a dead pig on the bed, thinking about her torture of me every day, my brain was hot, and when I went to work, I adjusted the air conditioning mode to heating! When I came home from work, as soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife sitting alone on the couch looking at the door, still holding a baseball bat in her hand. I instantly stiffened and quickly apologized: Wife, I...

7. The female colleague's father was hospitalized and asked me to borrow money, and I did not hesitate to lend her five thousand yuan. When I paid the money back two months later, I didn't order the money in person, I put it in my bag, went home and ordered the money twice, and found that there were two hundred more. The next day I returned her the extra two hundred dollars, and she didn't say anything, took the money and looked at me deeply. Then she slowly cooled me, and then she fell in love with another colleague.

8. I have a small suggestion that college students can get married, because college students marrying is conducive to strengthening the relationship between classmates. The exchange of experience in educating babies between students and teachers and siblings, while helping each other to take care of children, is conducive to promoting communication and feelings between classmates. The growth of children in the school can be magnetic campus economy. Women and children's money is the best to earn, there are more children on campus, and they are afraid of being poor — selling toys, pouring snacks, bringing children. Have money to earn or be afraid of getting tired? This will magnetically polarize the campus economy, improve school conditions, and also solve a large number of employment problems #Funny Paragraph ##Funny ##Winter Life Punch Card Season ##Laugh Dead Not Pay##Cold Joke##Hot##今日头条 #