The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a dull life?

The sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. At six or six o'clock in the morning, get up from the window and go out for a morning run. After two kilometers of running, a little tired, I took a break and chatted with a cleaner aunt... The big aunt smiled and said: "Boy, there is no object yet, right?" I am also a person who wants face, and I don't want to lose face, so I said to my mother: Of course I have an object. And then a mess... After listening to it, my aunt said to me: You just make it up, young people now, who has an object who will get up early in the morning to run......... I broke down, Mom, how do you like to expose my scars so much.

3. Recently, the weather is relatively hot, every time I want to turn on the air conditioner, I am stopped by my mother. While wiping the sweat, my mother advised me: "Girl, just let's be at home, you can wear as much as you want." Hearing this sentence, I felt familiar, and I thought about it for half a day before I suddenly realized. In the winter, I was freezing in the house, and when I wanted to turn on the air conditioner, my mother also answered me: "Girl, just let's be at home, how much can you wear." ”

4. The brother-in-law used the method I taught to catch up with his girlfriend, and now it's time to meet his parents. Then I push!! Recommended them to go to Haidilao, after all, the service attitude is good. The brother-in-law saw that the future mother-in-law did not want to eat very much, and she was definitely not satisfied with the drum in her heart. The brother-in-law asked, "Auntie, why don't you eat?" The mother-in-law said: "The mouth is ulcerated, and it hurts to eat!" The brother-in-law was nervous and hurriedly said: "I have hemorrhoid medicine in my bag, do you want to eat something!" ”

5. My grandparents are a pair of very fashionable old people, and recently they have been clamoring for me to buy them mobile phones, they have fun QQ. After I bought it for them, my grandparents were addicted to their phones all day. One day Grandma used QQ to chat with her sister-in-law, and after a while, Grandpa came in from the study and asked, "Wife, who are you chatting with?" Grandma replied, "And our daughter!" Grandpa's face turned blue, and he angrily said to her, "Who's a fool, it's an old man, I just heard him cough twice!" ”

6. Last night, when I was idle, I took my girlfriend along to go shopping. Walking on the pedestrian street, a teenage girl said to her girlfriend: Sister, buy a flower. The girlfriend smiled and said: My sister does not have a boyfriend, who do I buy flowers for? The girl then said: Sister, you can buy it with confidence, as long as you buy my flowers, I will introduce my brother to you, my brother is handsome, you feel that you will not suffer losses. Girlfriend: ...

7. The sister-in-law is the school flower of the university, which looks harmless to people and animals, but is actually a hidden foodie. A few days ago, the sister-in-law went to eat a large bowl of beef noodles, not full and embarrassed to order again. So she went out for a spin and came back to ask the boss: Did you just see someone who looked exactly like me? The boss nodded: See, she ate a bowl of noodles and left. Sister-in-law: Oh, that's my twin sister, who also brought me bowl noodles.

8. Before I got married in my thirties, my father bought me a foreign daughter-in-law for 2,000 yuan abroad. After getting married, I learned that she couldn't do any housework. That time, on a whim, she said that she would cook and stir-fry for me to eat. Before it was time to eat, I ran into the kitchen and prepared to watch him laugh. She was armed with a shovel, hot pan under the oil, and then the oil squeaked and jumped. She also jumped with the oil, and called out to me as she jumped: Honey, hurry up and help, the oil is going to jump out and pick me up.

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