1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" I was so anxious that the ghost made God dial back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2. In the classroom, the teacher told a story when he told the students about the role of the collective. The story goes something to the effect that a sheep leaves the flock and is eaten by wolves. After telling the story, the teacher asked: Students, if this sheep honestly stays in the flock, it will not be eaten by the wolves, right? A little boy stood up and replied, "Of course, yes, but it will eventually be eaten by us."

3. The spider falls in love with the swan and decides to capture her. So the spider weaved a vast web and threw it in mid-air to catch her. The bound swan kept wailing, and the spider tried to appease her, but the swan turned and sank into the river with the net, and died! The spider knows that the swan is also called "Hong hu", and sings sadly: If you know the surprise of the hong, why should you love a deep web, yesterday... The spider was sad and stewed the swan, which tasted very delicious. So he sang again: The light has passed away and will never return, and the net corpse can only taste...

4, the boss recruited a new secretary with a particularly good figure, the boss lady knew and had a big fight with him, even to the point of divorce. They couldn't even take care of their daughter when they got into a fight, so I helped take care of it. Three days later, when I became acquainted with Little Lori, she had big eyes and asked me, "Uncle, you can be my father!" "I said why, am I handsome?" She said: "Mom said handsome men were unreliable, so I helped her find an ugly one. "It's not that I'm bad, it's that she scolds, and I confiscated her lollipop." She cried and shouted, "Mom, your husband grabbed my lollipop." "The company was chaotic in an instant, the boss came to beat me, and the boss lady and Xiao Loli stopped in the middle and didn't let me hit." I have thought about it, I must be a father to my children, how well-behaved...

5. I just opened the door of the all-season hotel and smelled a strong smell of smoke. I called the front desk and told her that the smell of smoke in the room was too heavy and asked someone to come and deal with it. The front desk answered: Please wait a moment and send someone to do smoke-free treatment for your room immediately. I thought to myself, in just a few months, I have become so advanced. Until later, a waiter came in and helped me open all the doors and windows...

6. When you brush the bowl! I hit a rice bowl, and my wife said to me: The rice bowl means the 'golden rice bowl iron rice bowl' of life, so it is not an auspicious thing to hit the rice bowl! When you are cooking, you must chant the years (broken) peace, so that you can be safe and sound! Soon, I accidentally broke a bowl again! I hurried to read the years of peace, but I saw my wife angry: You useless thing, hit things all day long! I said grievously: You didn't tell me that the broken bowl shouted that the years were safe! I just shouted, you are still yelling at me, I don't think it works!

7. The brother-in-law accidentally hit a Mercedes-Benz S450 while riding a bicycle, and was frightened on the spot. The owner of the car came down, the brother-in-law's heart! Frightened. The owner of the car said to the brother-in-law: The young man is all right! You wait for me to make a call. After the owner hung up the phone, he said: Don't be afraid of the young man smoking a cigarette, when the insurance company comes, you can sign a word. This is the successful person!

8. Once during a lunch break at home, I dreamed of a goddess when I dreamed. In the dream, the goddess actually took the initiative to kiss me, and that feeling I will never forget for the rest of my life is that I feel that the goddess's tongue is a little big. Then I woke up, and while I was still reminiscing about my dream, I saw my dog crouching on my window. For an instant, I felt that the whole person was not good...

9, the manager drove the Maybach s450 to send the buddies home, halfway saw his ex-girlfriend selling drinks on the side of the road. The buddy said to the manager: She kicked me, you go to the front corner and get out of the car and wait for me. Dude drove back to pretend in front of her. The buddy drove to the ex's stall, got out of the car and said to his ex-girlfriend: Two bottles of water. Hey, how are you? The ex-girlfriend said: Well, I haven't seen you for a long time, and it's a good mix! After the greeting, the buddies took the float, and then, habitually sat on the co-pilot...

10. In order to get his son admitted to a good university, the rich man spent a lot of money to send his son to Huanggang High School. Since then, my son has been in high school outside the home and can only come back once every six months. On this day, the son called the rich man and said that the school would charge a make-up tuition fee, three hundred yuan, and wanted to have more points, so he said that he would charge three hundred and fifty yuan. As a result, I did not expect the rich man to say to his wife: Wife, son collects supplementary tuition fees, three thousand!

11, last week to Sanya tourism back, after getting off the plane I met a foreigner!? The foreigner asked me: Hello, how do you go to the nearby high-speed rail station? I was stunned for half a day, my face was red, and finally I said with Chinese: I'm sorry, I can't speak English!? The foreigner looked at me in shock and said: I asked you with Chinese, you can answer me directly with Chinese!?

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