1． My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm is still there, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1． My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2． My girlfriend urged me to go to see my parents, and my bride price was only 60,000, but she urged me so tightly that I had to go first. In order to show sincerity, I spent 300 yuan to buy a gift, after entering the door, my girlfriend and mother-in-law went to cook, I chatted with my father-in-law, handed him a liqun, and whispered: "Dad, how much does the bride price cost?" The father-in-law sniffed At liqun on his nose, and also lowered his voice and said: "The bride price is not important, the key is that you have good skills!" I looked slightly embarrassed, but still seriously emphasized: "She is very satisfied." The father-in-law was surprised and asked, "Have you already knelt on the remote control?" Teach me? "I was just confused, what's the matter with turning off the remote control?"

3. The company department manager is my good sister, is a famous beauty of the company, the key monthly salary is 100,000, the family is also very rich. In order to fertilize the water and not flow into the fields of outsiders, I want her to be my sister-in-law. So I secretly bought two Tickets to Bali, one for the manager to accompany me, and the other for my brother. On this day, seeing that the time was almost boarding, I sent a message to the manager and said: I have a temporary matter, let my brother accompany you. After a while, the manager replied with a message and asked: You didn't go either? I was stunned and quickly asked: I asked my brother to go for me. The manager replied: The company has a temporary problem, and my brother went for me!

4. Fa Xiao mixed for ten years to become a high-class person, and spent 200 million yuan to buy a house in the most expensive community in Shanghai. Recently, the house has just been renovated, so please let us go and play. Eat and drink at his side for a week straight, play mahjong. One night I drank almost as much as I could, and we said: You're too polite, you've been eating and drinking here for several days in a row. He said: More people are better, this house has just been renovated, the smell is old, you have come over these days, the smell has been sucked out almost.

5． I used to drive my girlfriend's fit and accidentally hit the streetlight. The policy showed a loss of 77,000, and Ping An Insurance said the vehicle was scrapped to 77,000. The garage bid 80,000, all kinds of full of routines, I don't know how to operate. In addition, it is not my own car, and I am afraid of trouble and directly hand it over to the insurance company. Later, I asked my girlfriend to know that his car ran 9,000 kilometers, which was quite valuable.

6． When I used to take my driver's license, I saw my coach for the first time. The coach took out fifty yuan: Go buy me two packs of Chinese. I went to the supermarket to find out that a pack of Chinese cigarettes 55! No way, I paid for it myself. It is impossible to wait for the coach to pay back the money! After taking the driver's license for half a year, the pillar went to the driving school again. Coach: New here? Pillar: Yes, please pay more attention to the coach! The coach skillfully pulled out fifty yuan: buy me two packs of Zhonghua to go! Then I went home with the money! I'll go again in a while!

7． At about four o'clock in the afternoon, the brother pleaded with me and said: I just want to ask if you have ten thousand in your hand now? Ten thousand words called me. I looked at his face, somewhat tangled. After thinking about it for a long time, he still said with some hesitation: Yes, there is, but I still have to keep it! The brother looked frustrated, and he said to me: Please, it's been an afternoon, I still don't have a beard, you will complete me!

8． I haven't eaten any meat for a week, so I went to RT-Mart to see how the meat was selling. It's too expensive to buy, so I want to buy some eggs to eat. As a result, eggs also rose a lot of money, and I joked to the boss: You are probably the most expensive egg in the city, right? Boss: How is that possible? The most expensive egg in the city is my girlfriend's face, and the money I earn from selling eggs is spent on my girlfriend, but her mother told me that with her daughter's face, I have to sell eggs for another 8 years before I can marry home!

9. Idle to read in front of the ATM machine, I stayed in the hut for about two hours. Unexpectedly, the police were actually recruited and knocked directly on the door. I opened the door, and the police asked me what I was doing inside, and I said I was reading. He asked me why I was reading here, and when I couldn't read it, I inserted my bank card to see the balance, and I had the heart to read the book. He was a little touched after listening to it, and asked me to go home early to rest.

10. Voice to first love: I'm divorced, do you still think about it? Unexpectedly, although the hour was withdrawn at the first time, I still received a reply from the female supervisor: "I am very serious about my feelings, I hope you will not fail me, otherwise your promotion report will always remain in my drawer." "At this moment, I really understand the meaning of the dilemma, whether to push the boat along the water or stop at the right time...

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