The taxi driver picked up a passenger and asked: Where to go? Answer: The end of life. Q: Where is this place? A: Crematorium! The driver was furious: You can't talk well, fortunately it is not to be born

The taxi driver picked up a passenger and asked: Where to go? Answer: The end of life. Q: Where is this place? A: Crematorium! The driver was furious: You can't talk well, fortunately it is not to the source of life, or Lao Tzu will still drive. The passengers were speechless, and the driver really had a sense of humor.

2, my interests and hobbies are very simple: play games and watch videos for hours without getting tired, not talking to anyone in person for several days, listening to the same playlists, imagining myself in a certain scene, the kind of scene that can never happen.

3, after work, I stepped on the newly bought millet balance car, and also bought some barbecue to go to the father-in-law's house. The two of us were chatting and drinking, and the old man suddenly said deeply: Money, I don't care about this thing, I will always manage it for my wife, everyone will be at ease, and she will not scold and grin. You can also try my method, give your wife money, understand? Just as I was thinking, the brother-in-law's wife said on the balcony: Got it! The old man patted his thigh in an instant of chagrin.

4, some people say that I am not good, some people say that I am worth making friends; some people say that I have a big temper, very strong and difficult to get along with, and some people say that I am very moralistic to my friends, very protective of friends, and have no heart to get along; please remember... Never know me from someone else's mouth, my attitude towards everyone is different, because others treat me differently, and the way I treat you depends on your attitude towards me! The road knows the horsepower, and the people's hearts are seen for a long time!

5, Wang Xingren is an alien who came to Earth from the wang planet in distant outer space, using a very cute appearance to deceive the trust of mankind. Then unexpectedly occupy the bone resources of the earth. Cat people are aliens who came to Earth from the meow planet in distant outer space, and use their cute appearance to deceive the trust of humans. Then unexpectedly take up the earth's fish resources. Predators are the Wang Star and the Squeak Star.

6, we took the mother-in-law's money in addition to their own money to buy a two-bedroom and one-room house in the city, and later handed over the house, we simply decorated it, we lived in it. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law who was far away came with her luggage. She said that she had sold the houses in the city, everywhere was dirty, the rural people talked and had a loud voice, I had been in the city for decades, and now I really didn't get used to going back to my hometown. I want to live with you, you see you are now pregnant with your second child, and you also need to be taken care of.

7. In the Qingming Upper River Park, there is a famous attraction: Fuyun Pavilion. The attic is 3199 meters high, majestic and dignified, but also graceful and stretched, for the important files of the court and Chinese painting books. Also, because of the excellent place to ascend to the far horizon, it is named "Whispering Clouds", one is to show that the loft is towering and gently whisk the white clouds, and the other is to imply "blowing red dust and smoke clouds, washing out the Qingming world".

8, the girlfriend said: "The most ideal type of boy, first of all, thin and clean. Tall. Big long legs, and then, a little less talking, gentle and calm, is the kind of herbivorous man, and at the same time high-eyed, worth relying on, preferably a melon face, with long eyelashes! Me: "Isn't this a giraffe?" Giraffes are all in line with your requirements, ah, proper! ”

9, after work detour to pick up the wife, it is the end of school, the car is parked a little far. My wife looked at me, then at the car, and said softly: Husband, you drive slowly, I will go back to cooking first, ah! My wife's words were always right, and I went back to the car, waited for a few traffic lights, and when I got home, my wife's meal was cooked.

10, the husband just arrived at the door, suddenly heard a man snoring sound, the man hesitated outside the door for 5 minutes, silently left, sent a text message to his wife: "Divorce it!" "Then throw away the phone card and go away... Three years later, they met by chance in another city, and the wife shed tears: "Why didn't you quit and leave?" The man gave a brief account of the situation. The wife turned away and said lightly, "That's Rising antivirus software!" ”

1 When I was a child, I didn't like to study, and every exam was a countdown. The teacher couldn't do anything with me, saying that I would definitely not be able to grow up when I grew up. At that time, I swore that I must go faster and farther than my good students. Just yesterday, I finally made that wish come true. I saw the squad leader driving the Maybach blocked like a grandson, I smiled and pedaled my bicycle away.

12, the folding umbrella bought by a friend has not been used for a year. This afternoon finally came in handy. The friend stood in the doorway and pressed the button on the umbrella. Only a whimper was heard, and the umbrella flew out two meters away. Only the handle of the umbrella remained in her hand, and the friend was already messy

13, in home design, I even care about the bathroom more than the requirements for the bedroom. A spacious and comfortable bathroom is guaranteed to fill me with energy on every new morning and to relieve my tiredness on every night away from the hustle and bustle. Perhaps, what life strives for is the bathroom in the dream.

14, I was drinking with a few friends at a roadside stall, one of them was drunk and had to play Ultraman, and the others actually cooperated with him to play a monster. A group of people chased and fought happily, running farther and farther away. My boss and I laughed and our stomach ached. At the moment when I was about to get up and leave, the boss suddenly came to me and said: Brother, you check out first and then change.