1, with the daughter-in-law and her girlfriend is the same class, they both chased me that year, but I chose my daughter-in-law, today she came to my house to play, in the evening the three of us ordered a barbecue ice beer to eat. At this time, the wine

1, with the daughter-in-law and her girlfriend is the same class, they both chased me that year, but I chose my daughter-in-law, today she came to my house to play, in the evening the three of us ordered a barbecue ice beer to eat. At this time, the wine came up, and she proposed: Let's play Truth or Dare together. Three hit it off. She asked my daughter-in-law: If I give you two hundred thousand yuan, will you let your husband take me? After I listened to it, my heart was happy, and I really didn't see that she still had a bad idea about me now. My daughter-in-law glanced at me and said, "You don't need two hundred thousand, you can do it." At this time, she took the mobile phone and after a bit of operation: she said to her daughter-in-law, OK, one hundred thousand for you to turn over. Then he said to me: Your daughter-in-law sold you to me, come back with me. After saying that, he was ready to take me away with him, when the murderous eyes of his daughter-in-law came. Oops, do I want to go with her girlfriend?

2. The girlfriend's learning is very poor, but because she looks beautiful, the teacher pushes !!!!!! Recommend her to be a flight attendant. She did not live up to the expectations of everyone and successfully became a flight attendant. Yesterday she came back from a flight and was cleaning the cabin. At this time, I saw a girl sitting in a first-class seat. Girlfriend: "Miss, the plane has arrived, don't get off the plane??? Woman: "Don't worry, I'm waiting for my husband!!! The girlfriend was very surprised, the plane landed, the toilet had long been closed, there was no one, and hurriedly asked: "No one??? The woman said without lying, "In my suitcase!!! ”

3, buy tea eggs on the side of the road, the boss is a balding uncle. Suddenly, a young and beautiful girl called him from afar, "Husband." Just when I was shocked and jealous, a big brother next to me also called him "husband.". The boss explained with a smile: "My surname is Gong, and everyone calls me Lao Gong." Just when I was relieved, the boss added with a smile: "But the woman over there is really my wife." ”

4. Last night, my family went out to dinner with my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and I was full of wine and food, and I waved my hand, "Waiter, pay the bill!" I was about to pay for it, but my father-in-law stopped me with one hand, "Pretending to be forced!" Your pocket money is still reserved to buy cigarettes! At this time, my father-in-law turned to my wife in a commanding tone and said, "Girl! This single you buy! "I suddenly felt a heat in my eyes, or men understand men, really good Chinese father-in-law!" After my wife paid the bill, I went out to the door of the hotel, and my father-in-law secretly said to me: "How much money did I save you just now?" "More than 400!" "That's good! You'll buy me a good cigarette to repay me later! Don't tell them mother and daughter! ”

5. After resigning, I went to work in a glass factory. There are three elderly young people in the factory, all of whom are in their 30s and have no girlfriends. As long as one of them took a leave of absence, the other two thought he was on a blind date. Eating in the canteen today, one said to take leave in the afternoon, the other two eyes are straight, dead or alive must follow him, saying that don't waste the opportunity!?

6. The brother-in-law went on a business trip with a wonderful female executive and took a sleeper on the train. At night, the brother-in-law slept soundly, was woken up by the female executive in the opposite bunk, and took a picture of him with her mobile phone. The brother-in-law got up angrily and asked angrily: What do you want to do? Female executive: You fell to the ground on the quilt, but you can't rob me! The brother-in-law took a closer look, his quilt lay quietly on the ground, while he grabbed the quilt of the female executive in one hand and was about to drag it over. The female executive's other hand is clutching the corner of the quilt deadly, and she looks helpless.?

7, the husband tastes a little heavy, he eats only to pick ginger, garlic, pepper shell and other side dishes to eat, and finally eat the main dish. Once went out to dinner, ordered a spicy chicken cube, and after a while, my husband wiped out all the peppers, and there was chicken left! When the waiter passed by our table, her husband teased her: "Waiter, why don't you have peppers in this spicy chicken?" The waiter looked at it and scratched his head. With a puzzled face, he said, "Strange, maybe the chef forgot to add peppers?" ”

8, the sister of the brother-in-law's money is very strict, one day the brother-in-law found a bank card under the window, and then the brother-in-law drove the Audi to the bank to withdraw money. At that time, on the weekend, many people took the turn of the brother-in-law, and the balance of the card was zero. Shrugging his head very disappointed, he immediately returned the card and prepared to leave, and the eldest brother behind him asked his brother-in-law: "No money?" The brother-in-law hesitated: "Hmm! Then, the long line behind me disappeared in an instant, and I wanted to explain it or forget it, and my heart was tired.

9, and girlfriend Xiang for a year, because her family does not agree with her to find a partner, are secretly wiped. Invited me to her house for dinner today and wanted to surprise her parents! I took a shower and drove off, who knew that when it was almost time to arrive, I accidentally scared an aunt crossing the street on the road. I thought I had met c, so I got out of the car to see the situation. Auntie looked at me: "Oh, my old waist, no thirty or fifty thousand estimated to be cured, you first help me go home and discuss with my girlfriend!" When she arrived at her door, she shouted, "Girl, come out and see the handsome guy I found for you!" "Then a familiar figure came out...

10. The sister-in-law is a high-achieving student who graduated from Tsinghua University and falls in love with a student from Beijing University. However, not long after the two graduated, the sister-in-law broke up with her boyfriend, crying with tears. It turned out that the reason why the two broke up was that the boyfriend met a rich woman, and later he felt that the sister-in-law was too fat. The sister-in-law grew up so big and did not suffer such a big grievance, and finally called her boyfriend and said: You say I am fat, why do you say that I am fat, do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? When I was thinnest, I was only 2 times 10 to the minus 14th power kilogram!

11, go to the supermarket to buy a bag of Zhonghua, give the boss 100 yuan, to find 40 yuan. The boss smiled and said, "I don't have any change, do you want my girlfriend to send change over?" I said excitedly, "No, no, no, I really don't need to." Boss: "What, you don't want to?" Can't you look at my girlfriend! Me: "Don't! other! You don't have to look for this money, it was given to you at that time! Boss: "Good son-in-law, as long as you come to buy things often, I promise not to say it!" Hahaha. ”

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