1. The chairman came back from a business trip and I drove his Lamborghini to the airport to pick him up. Waiting on the side of the road, a beautiful woman suddenly sat in and said, "Brother, I am a volunteer from out of town, and I have no money to eat."

1. The chairman came back from a business trip and I drove his Lamborghini to the airport to pick him up. Waiting on the side of the road, a beautiful woman suddenly sat in and said: "Brother, I am a volunteer from out of town, I have no money to eat, you invite me to lunch!" ”

I saw that this beautiful woman was slim and beautiful, so I agreed, she said she wanted to eat the buffet, I thought about it for a while and agreed.

108 yuan per person, after eating, the boss stopped and did not let go.

He said, "Brother, you're here to smash the field, she ate four or five people alone, I don't want much, make up another piece of money!" ”

Because I only care about playing with my mobile phone, I don't eat much, I really didn't notice that this beautiful woman can eat so much, no way, I gave another piece of money.

After going out, she offered to be my girlfriend and took me to eat Western food at night.

I refused, suspecting that she was Iitosh!

2 One day five years ago, my sister was beaten by my brother-in-law, and my sister went back to her mother's house crying. When my dad found out, he got up and said to my mom: You comfort your daughter, I'll go out. Then my father went to my brother-in-law's house with red eyes and said to my brother-in-law: If my daughter does anything wrong in the future, you will beat me, because I did not educate her well. After saying that he was ready to kneel, he was pulled up by my brother-in-law, and he slapped himself with tears and said: Dad, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Until now, I had never heard of my brother-in-law beating my sister.

3 The buddies interned in a foreign company, and soon fell in love with the company goddess at first sight and pursued it madly.

The goddess was a little overwhelmed, and said tirelessly: "You save, even if you are the only man left in the world, I will not marry you!" ”

The buddies were very uncomfortable listening to it, and looked at the goddess for a long time.

Then he suddenly looked at the goddess with a smile and said, "If there was only one man left in the world, do you think I would still look at you?" ”

4 When I was a child, the little fat guy next door to my house always bullied me, and every time I didn't say anything, I couldn't bear it. Finally, that day, when he broke my favorite pen, I couldn't help but scratch two marks on his face. The classmates told me: Silly, he bullied you and liked you, and when you grow up, you will regret scratching him today! After many years, today back to the village met Xiao Fat again, to see him laughing and throwing the cannon at me, I really regret it, regret that I didn't scratch him with a face full of flowers!

5 Now there are many people who choose to go far away, generally will choose to go north, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen. This is what people commonly call "North Drift". I asked a buddy who was drifting north, I said how does it feel? He said: It's beautiful. I asked him again: What beauty? Is there any beauty in our hometown? He replied: That is no better, here when the smog day comes, it is like living in a fairyland. I thought to myself: That's incomparable, after all, not every place is a fairyland.

6 Last night with a friend in the KTV party, on my single dog, Len is eating a wave of dog food, just drink alone, at this time, the wine came up, thought about it, decisively took out the mobile phone, called the crush of the female colleague, confessed for ten minutes, I saw her did not respond, silently hung up the phone.

7 Mom is an avid bag lover, and there are many bags in the family. I remember one time she was ready to go to the street, but she was worried about what style to bring. I waited impatiently and pointed out the window and said: Mom, I look at that snakeskin bag is good, big and personality! So my mom grabbed a big snakeskin bag and put it on my head to shut me up...

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