Soon after I got married, I found that my wife's stomach was bulging! I thought it was a joy and immediately took it to the doctor. After the doctor's examination, he said: Your stomach should live with two little people! I'm excited:

Soon after I got married, I found that my wife's stomach was bulging! I thought it was a joy and immediately took it to the doctor. After the doctor's examination, he said: Your stomach should live with two little people! I'm excited: Wow, twins? Doctor: No, it doesn't matter if one of them is called Tianna and can't eat any more!

2. It was raining at the end of the day, and I saw my assistant standing in front of the company very helplessly. I said, "My BMW M8 is over there, send you, right?" She: "Doesn't your wife mind?" Me: "No, don't be rude to me." She: "How embarrassed..." I asked again, "Oh, do you want to, be happy." She nodded and said, "If I send it, I will be mine, and I am not allowed to go back again." ”

3. When I was pregnant before marriage, and the child's father ran away, I married an honest man. That morning, I took my son and my neighbors to a meeting in front of my house! I said to the neighbors: I don't sweep the floor of my house, no one dares to sweep it! The husband was particularly dissatisfied after hearing it, turned his head and went home to pick up the broom and sweep the room yard inside and out! My son saw the shouting at the meeting: Seeing no, I said well, my family is still my father, dare to contradict my mother!

4. I want to be Dink, I don't want children after marriage, but I accidentally conceived a child when contraception failed. My husband and I agreed that we had put on a false ring and were ready to give birth to this child. Now that I am two months pregnant, I want to vomit whatever I eat and do. Today, after I got up from the window, I looked in the mirror and wiped my face, and suddenly I covered my mouth and wanted to throw up. The husband saw it and said with concern: You look evil yourself, how can we live??

5. Today I went to eat Haidilao with my wife, and two rats came out of the store. My wife was almost scared silly, and jumped on me in an instant, dragging me and pulling and scratching. I calmly comforted her and told her not to be afraid. When I got home, I looked in the mirror, and my shirt was missing three buttons and two more scratches on my neck. What I want to say is: scared the baby to death, the rats are terrible!

6. Silly Spring went to college outside the home, because it was too far from home, and it was a long time before he went back once. Once, when he came home, he learned that his mother was about to give him a brother! Silly Chun ran to his father: I am so old, why do you want a small one? His father looked at him, thought about it, and said, "This is the same as you playing a game, the big trumpet is useless, and you must play with the trumpet!" "Silly Spring was completely ruined after listening...

7. Studying in Wellington College of Engineering, I am about to take the college entrance examination and plan to have a good meal with my roommates. After a long discussion and did not know what to eat, a roommate said to order takeout together, and everyone agreed. But no one knew the hotel's phone number. I resolutely called the class teacher: Hey, is it a stir-fry shop opposite the school? 8 soup powders! The head didn't make a sound, but we got it as we wished.

8. The brother-in-law's neighbor had an earth dog, a fierce man, who once brought down his brother-in-law's 6-year-old daughter. Frightened the little girl wow wow cry, the brother-in-law went to the neighbor to theorize. But the other party ignored it and said, "I can't take care of the beast's business!" "Dude—in anger, I went to borrow a large Tibetan mastiff, and sure enough, within a few days, I bit the earth dog." The neighbor came to the door to make a claim, and the brother-in-law waved his hand and said, "I can't take care of the beast's business!" "#Funny# #搞笑段子 #