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The GDP data of Shandong's various regions and cities are out! In order to sum up experience, improve understanding, learn from each other, let everyone learn from each other's strong points and make common progress, 16 brothers from Shandong gathered for this purpose

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The GDP data of Shandong's various regions and cities are out!

In order to sum up experience, improve understanding, learn from each other, let everyone learn from each other's strong points and make common progress, for this reason, 16 brothers from Shandong gathered together to summarize and report at the end of the year.

The meeting was presided over by Jinan, who first reviewed the past achievements, and as a result, everyone spoke enthusiastically, and the following meeting records are as follows.

Jinan: The second eldest did a good job last year and set an example for everyone.

Qingdao listened to the skimming and dismissively said: Who is the second oldest? Is it coming?

Jinan listened to the red face and said: Qingdao, we must pay attention to the image, and there is still a need for unity within the organization.

(Remarks: Jinan, Shandong, Qingdao, China.) Qingdao has always looked down on Jinan.

Qingdao stammered and muttered: The boss is in Beijing, and in Shandong, I am the boss.

Dongying listened, and directly said: If you don't want to have a meeting, you can roll, you don't want to bring money to your home at all, and you still want to be the boss? This year, who contributes to the family is the boss, you Qingdao? Do you earn more?

(Remarks: Dongying Shandong is the richest)

Qingdao's cousin was not happy to hear Yantai, and said slowly: What? Selling oil cattle? Have the ability to earn by ourselves, a person who relies on his ancestors to eat still has the face to say that he has money?

(Remarks: Yantai industry is the most developed)

Weifang listened and hurriedly said: Everyone is in unison, don't roll inside, let those Ludi people laugh at us are not united.

(Remarks: Weifang Chengtian regards itself as a descendant of the Qi state culture.) )

Jining listened to Weifang Tiludi and said triumphantly: "That is, if you have money, is it a cow?" To say that being the boss, Lao Tzu said that the second who dares to call the first, you are right, Xiao Ji.

(Remarks: Qufu in Jining)

Jinan listened to the anger and did not speak, Linyi was not happy, ridiculed: At that time, you are more cattle, thirty years ago and Xuzhou compared, known as the first city in the Central Plains, twenty years ago compared with me, known as the first city in southwest Lu, today I heard that you and Heze are compared, it is estimated that in another ten years you will be compared with the penultimate Zaozhuang! Cultured, is thick-skinned, ah, no, Brother Nan.

(Remarks: Linyi is developing rapidly)

Jinan heard that someone called the big brother, the face is better, but before he spoke, he listened to Zaozhuang crying, and said: I have no resources, no tourist attractions, the population is small, there is a lake that has been rowed away, (Weishan Lake is assigned to Jining) Nothing, and he will not let fish! What happened to my penultimate number one? There was also a Laiwu last year, and now he has been taken away by the boss, and there is no way.

(Remarks: Zaozhuang is on the shore of Weishan Lake, the largest freshwater lake in the north, but the entire lake area belongs to Jining)

Jinan listened to the ugly incident of The laiwu in Zaozhuang, and quickly stopped him to comfort him: Xiao Juju, no one blames you for counting down, you are not the first to last on average, what are you afraid of.

Liaocheng (Jiangbei Water City) listened to Jinan's average, suddenly unhappy, and protested loudly: How is the average countdown, and what is it! Today you close the factory for the meeting, tomorrow for the competition to close the factory, the day after tomorrow to protect the wetland to close the factory, you say you will not let you do anything, whose money do you earn? As a result, because the letter is close to Beijing, why does he enjoy almost the highest housing prices in the province, and who did he say his suffering?

(Remarks: Liaocheng has the lowest income in Shandong, and the house price is the third)

Dezhou (national photovoltaic industry base) listened to the words of his brother Liaocheng and blamed him for not speaking: In order to protect the environment, why not? I don't know if it's the Seventh Ring Road of Beijing? What's your turn to contribute to Beijing? How come it's not low per capita? You have to be better than Than Tai'an, guarding Tarzan to eat, really don't even want to face! Simply let Jinan collect it again, anyway, Laiwu turned out to be yours.

Tai'an listened, his face turned red, and he turned to Jinan for help: Brother Nan, you see what they said, but I think it was also said to them.

Jinan listened to his words, and also embarrassed to explain the words of incoherence, merger, the matter of the city brothers, the gentleman's poverty, and so on.

Little Brother Rizhao looked at Jinan's embarrassed look and joked: Xiao Ji Brother, why don't you just collect Zibo Binzhou and then heze, won't you surpass Qingdao? Anyway, don't face it, what shame is it to charge a few more?

Zibo listened, directly slapped Rizhao, and said: Roll calves, Lao Tzu is from the State of Qi, and when he dies, he will not mix with the Lu people!

Binzhou also followed suit, and even nodded his head and said, Yes, it is to beg for food, and not to mix with those poor sticks in the country of Lu.

Heze listened, cut it, squinted at the two of them and said: Did Lao Tzu say that you should mix with your grandfather? Don't talk about you, it's that Jinan wants to mix, and we don't want to take it yet!

Jining and Zaozhuang listened, and also stood up their waists, saying in unison: Boss, you are right!

Yantai listened, and said slowly: Xiao Jue, then what do I count?

Heze gave him a blank look and said with hatred: You are a traitor.

After saying that, except for Jinan, a group of people laughed, and the air was full of happy air.

The GDP data of Shandong's various regions and cities are out! In order to sum up experience, improve understanding, learn from each other, let everyone learn from each other's strong points and make common progress, 16 brothers from Shandong gathered for this purpose

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