1, A few years ago, I went on a trip with my aunt and slept in a room at night. When I woke up the next day, I found that my aunt had heavy dark circles and asked my aunt what was wrong. The aunt said, you said you are a girl's family

1, A few years ago, I went on a trip with my aunt and slept in a room at night. When I woke up the next day, I found that my aunt had heavy dark circles and asked my aunt what was wrong. Aunt said, you said that you are a girl's family, sleep snoring even if it is, but also hit so personality, each snoring with a sharp whistle, very diuretic, I did not do anything one night, clean on the toilet!

2. When the son was one year old in elementary school and did not study well, the doctor's father used the story of the ancients to learn to enlighten him. He said: In ancient times, there was a man named Sun Kang, his family was very poor, he didn't have money to buy oil and light lamps, so he read books by the light of the snow, and later became a university inquirer, you should learn from the ancients. The son nodded and said, "I remember." A few days later, he came to his son's room and saw him looking out the window. He asked angrily, "Why don't you study?" The son replied: I am waiting for the snow.

3. The second generation of the rich took ten cigarettes to soft China, and five boxes of five grains went to the father-in-law's house to propose to him. The old man agreed, and before leaving, he said to fu erdai: "After that, my daughter will be handed over to you, she is more willful and cruel, and it can even be said that she will only run into trouble..." Before the old man could finish speaking, the second generation of the rich man went up and slapped him: "Who allowed you to say bad things about my woman?" Then the rich second generation got married a few months early!

4. Dad is a retired worker of Mengniu Group, with a pension of more than 30,000 yuan per month, but the money is managed by my mother. Today my dad sent me a V-letter: Girl, my shoes are actually bare toes. I listened to the heart is very unhappy, the mother manages the money so strictly, not a pair of shoes for the father to buy. So I turned over to 500 yuan and told him: You go buy a new pair of shoes, throw them away when the shoes are rotten, and don't give up anymore. My dad received the money and sent a laughing expression: Still my girlfriend hurts me, but those shoes can't be thrown away, that's the sandals your mother bought for me yesterday!

5, today with the husband shopping, see a necklace so beautiful, just with the husband to spoil. The husband said, "Then let's go, let's go inside and have a look," and continued to say, "But people want to see it every day!" The husband said with a pampered face: "Little cute, I really can't take you!" Looking at the envious eyes of the clerks, they were smug. My husband picked up his phone, snapped three shots in a row, and said, "Okay, let's go!" Go home and make you a mobile desktop. ”?

6. Go shopping with his girlfriend and meet a reporter in an interview. Reporter: How much money do you make in a month? Upward: 15,000 yuan. Reporter: How much does it cost in a month? Shangjin sighed and said: 2000. The reporter nodded and sighed: A good man who can earn money and save money. So I turned to my girlfriend and asked: How much do you make in a month? Only to see the girlfriend with her finger to calculate: 15,000 minus 2,000, I earned 13,000 a month. reporter:......

7, friends and girlfriends broke up, saying that he is too ordinary, and he will forget at a glance. The friend decided to start from scratch, he went to the barbershop, the friend said: cut me a hairstyle so that others can see it and want to beat me! The barber was highly skilled, and cut him a traitor's head, the kind that was divided! When he got home, his mother chased him half the village with a stick!

8. I have always been fierce in my work, and the same is true in the matter of purchasing New Year goods. From the spring union Fuzi big red lantern window flowers, to a variety of ornaments hanging ornaments, immediately hung up and waited for the New Year. At night, I went to the street to see police dogs for sale in the pet store, and when I went inside, I saw that the dog was a thin hybrid dog. So he asked the boss, "How come this doesn't look like a police dog at all?" The boss said: "This is a plainclothes police dog, very good at disguising identity." ”?

9. Before the party, I bought a box of Lindt chocolates, and the packaging box was taken by my son to do handicrafts, so I changed to a box containing ordinary chocolates. In the evening, I went to the pre-booked box and took out chocolates to share with my girlfriends. This time, the girlfriend who invited the guest looked at the chocolate and stopped talking, but still took a bite. After a while, the girlfriend couldn't help it and said, "Eat me!" My girlfriend took out a box of Lindt chocolates, handed one to me and said, "Enjoy eating this!?"

10. In the company and the customer negotiated a contract of 20 million, the old man suddenly called me. The old man said, "Son-in-law hurry up, something happened to your daughter-in-law!" As soon as I heard it, I panicked and quickly put down the work in my hand and rushed to the old man's house. When I got home, I saw my girlfriend sitting on the couch, and I asked, "Dad, what's wrong?" The old man said, "Your daughter-in-law deleted your mother's game, and your mother has played five hundred levels!" ”?

11. On this day, I took advantage of my husband's efforts to take a bath, opened his mobile phone, and accidentally saw that he had a "wife" stored in his mobile phone, but the number was not me. I didn't want a divorce, so I called back to my husband behind my back, hoping to save the relationship. When the phone was connected, the voice of a stout, mature male uncle came, and I cried, feeling that I had been more seriously deceived. Later, I learned that there was a man with the surname "Mother" in the husband's company...

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