1, quarrel with the husband, a gamble back to the mother's house. The four-year-old girl called me and whispered, "Mom, you should come back quickly, you are not at home these days, and every day a woman comes to my house to give it to me."

1, quarrel with the husband, a gamble back to the mother's house. The four-year-old girl called me and whispered, "Mom, you come back quickly, you are not at home these days, every day a woman comes to our house to buy me good food and cook for us." As soon as I listened, I quickly packed up my things and went home. When I got home, the object of the little uncle was coaxing the girlfriend to play, and the girlfriend pounced on me and hugged me and said, "Mom, the aunt's idea is really good, you really will come back soon."

2, sister-in-law bought a pair of gold earrings for my mother, gave my mother a happy, took my sister-in-law's hand and said: Didn't you say the other day that there was a difference of 20,000 yuan to buy a car? Mom tim for you, go buy it tomorrow. I rushed over, took two thousand dollars out of my bag, and said to my mother: This is the bonus we just gave, and tomorrow I will buy you new clothes. My mother snatched the money from my hand: what clothes to buy, last month you were hospitalized for appendicitis, a few thousand yuan of medicine is still my pad, this is when you pay my medicine, the rest will be repaid to me next year.

3. When I was in high school, I had a male tablemate, and his personality was the kind of steel straight man that people often say now. I had a crush on him at the time, and I shyly hinted at him: Yesterday I overheard the conversation of my classmates, and they all said that the two of us were a couple. After listening to the table, he was confused for a while and asked in a daze: Who said that? I shyly said: Everyone says so! Then the same table slammed the table and shouted: If you can't produce evidence, Lao Tzu will kill you!

4. After graduating from the technical school, the brother-in-law has been squatting at home and has no job. The other day, after watching the advertisement for the swimming pool to recruit lifeguards, he went to sign up. The owner of the swimming pool asked the brother-in-law: "Do you have life-saving experience?" The brother-in-law shook his head. The boss continued to ask, "Then what are your specialties?" The brother-in-law replied with a smile: "I am a very long person, the depth of the swimming pool is 2.1 meters, and my height is 2.17!" ”

5. My boyfriend and I have been together for more than three years, and we are particularly affectionate during the relationship. In the evening, my boyfriend proposed to me to break up, and I was so sad that I wrapped my pillow and cried all night. My mother came to comfort me in the morning. I cried to my mother about the time I spent with my boyfriend, and cried while talking, hoping that my mother could comfort me well. My mother listened to a few words and said to me: Girl, tell you the truth! If only the guy had proposed to break up with you. I was dumbfounded. I slept all day without saying a word to my mother.

6. Take your son to a Go game on Sunday, and when you want to enter the game, your son says: Mom, you go back. I said I'm going to wait until you're done with the game, and we'll go together. My son said to me with some concern: Mom, I am a little worried. I patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: You are the best, believe in your own strength, don't be nervous, just play normally. The son shook his head and said: I am worried about the box lunch sent at noon, and I may not be able to give us both food.

7, my girlfriend is a very tough woman, but her heart is still very soft. I remember her Valentine's Day love affair hiding at home drunk, I went to see her at home, she fainted when she opened the door and broke her forehead. I took her to the health center to bandage her, and the nurse brought her half a bottle of alcohol to wipe her wounds. I sat behind her and supported her, who knows when the nurse turned around to get something, the girlfriend picked up the alcohol duang ~ duang ~ duang ~ the bottle was blown out...

8, the most iron buddy recently lost his job, his girlfriend also ran away, borrowing wine all day to pour sorrow. In order to comfort him, every time I played a game, I let him use it first, and when I found good things, I would use it for him first. As a result, after half an hour, I exchanged a sentence: "Brother, how good it would be if you were a woman..." To tell the truth, if I were a woman, I wouldn't look at you!

9, sitting in the Ferrari 458 car, I think of the small time. At school, to buy snacks, you have to pay a total of 4 yuan for things. I gave the cashier 10 yuan, and she found me 7 yuan and 1 more. As a good child, you should not be greedy and cheap, so he said to her: "You have found the wrong money, right?" She was stunned, looked at the things in my hand and the money in my hand, and took 1 yuan and put it in my hand.

10. Teachers who are elementary school students must be serious, otherwise they will not be able to stop them. I was yelling in the classroom all day, and the kids in the class were afraid of me. Teacher's Day, go to the classroom in the morning, stand in front of the podium, and the children line up. Then one by one, they put the flowers in their hands on the podium and did not say a word. I was stunned, that situation, that expression, just like the grave!

11. In the evening, a customer came to the shop. Very picky, saying that the dish tastes bad, one will say that it is too salty, one will say that it is too sweet. After a while, I said that there was too much oil, and I had to go back and ask me to re-fry it three times!!!! When stir-frying, I am afraid to return it, so I will eat one or two pieces of each stir-fry to try the taste. Finally, when the waiter brought the dish to the table, the goods shouted: I will go to !!!! How is this dish fried less and less?

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