1, the father sent a message: "Girl, the money transferred to you last time, give me a transfer, I am useful." "I was stunned, because Dad was very slow to type, usually in voice, so it was definitely not

1, the father sent a message: "Girl, the money transferred to you last time, give me a transfer, I am useful." I was stunned, because Dad was very slow to type, usually it was voice, so this was definitely not Dad, so I turned five blocks over, and then said, "That's it?" Me: "Dad, you forgot, you didn't give me money at all, you didn't have money to spend it, you told me, I gave it to you." At this time, there was a voice sent over there, clicked to listen, and my mother's voice came from inside: "Girl, come home early from work today, have a big dinner with your father, I pay...

2. Today I saw a Porsche hit a Chery! The young Porsche owner got out of the car and scolded. Chery owners did not squeak, waiting for Porsche owners to say that they were tired. The owner of Chery said lightly: "Call your father and say that you are touching a Chery A3." "I'm curious, is chery A3 expensive?"

3, this year more than 26, the family began to worry about more and more no girlfriend. This is not today more than to go on a blind date, at that time about in the Western restaurant blind date, very beautiful beauty one. Then shake hands, greet each other, talk very happily, and hate each other late. At this time, I overheard someone calling Da Meng: Duoduo. As a result, Dodo turned his head at the same time as her. At this time, Duoduo said: Such a coincidence? You also call it Toto? She replied happily: Hmm. Ask: Your last name? She said: "No money, what about you?" Toto said: Shi...

4, my father was not at home on a business trip, my mother took me to the restaurant to order a few plates of abalone lobster. After eating, the mother called the boss and said angrily, "You see, has this plate been washed?" The boss hurriedly said sorry, and the mother snorted coldly: "I'm sorry it's over?" The boss said, "What do you think is appropriate?" The mother said: "I forgot to bring money, can I let my daughter brush the bowl here to pay for money?" She brushes at home every day and feels clean. ”

5. I am an employee of Futukang, one morning I got up late and was going to be late, and I hurriedly packed up and went to work. On the way, the driver master said: "I can see through it, be a person, be content and happy." The master said that he had never thought about driving a taxi before, and often drove around and didn't like it, so I asked him: "Why do you want to drive now?" He said: "The family was demolished, divided into 7 buildings, nothing to do out of the slippery." ”

6, Xiaoming will be late every day, and this day is late again. The teacher asked him why he was late, and he stayed for a long time without answering. When the teacher asked again, he actually cried "wow"! Teacher: "What are you crying?" Xiaoming: "I prepared a lot of 'reasons for being late' yesterday, and somehow, I can't even think of one today!" Teacher: "You give me out... ”

7, today with the wife in the mall to see a bag, the wife to take a look, the salesman said coldly: 38888 yuan, do not buy do not touch, touch dirty can not afford to lose. I listened to it and got angry, said "Wrap it up for me, don't touch it with your hands, touch it dirty, I don't want it, the salesman's face is green, busy with gloves to pack the bag, invoice, I asked where to pay the money, the waiter said, you go forward, I take the ticket, hang out of the mall gate, her grandmother's, no money!" I'm willful without money!

8. When I went home today, I encountered a wild storm, and the most tragic thing was that I forgot to bring my umbrella. So when I ran home, my body was already wet. A cold wind blew through, it was called a cold, and the sneezing was one beating after another. When I entered the house, my daughter-in-law looked at me with pain and immediately went to put hot water for me. I also took the hair dryer to blow for me, and I was moved to tears, who knew that I was slapped when I was intoxicated. The daughter-in-law roared fiercely: Give me a good explanation, what are you doing tonight? Why do you sneeze, are there other women who care about you? Am I also wrong to breathe?

9. Last night I made my wife anxious, and I didn't pay attention to me until this morning. When I go to work, I ask my colleagues what to do? Colleague said: When you go back, you should also pretend to be very angry, it is best to drop a bowl, if you can calm her down is the best, if you can't stop it, then kneel on the glass ballast, anyway, I have always knelt on the glass ballast.

10. The funny man is a child who listens to the teacher. One day in composition class, he wrote: Mom is a forty-five-year-old middle-aged woman! After handing it in, the teacher drew a circle next to "forty-five years old" and instructed: Redundant! The next day, the funnyman handed in the changed essay, and the teacher found that the essay was changed to: My mother is a redundant middle-aged woman!

11. This morning, I came to the driving school to take the third subject. We are all together, and one of the uncles is now 55 years old and still insists on learning to drive. Unexpectedly, he was too nervous, so he went directly to the back seat of the car and sat down. After sitting for half a day, I came out on my own and went back to the cab. At that time, the instructors were confused...

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